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Wait, so if there are 4 different species, does that mean they can't interbreed between the 4 groups to produce fertile offspring? And no one noticed this until now?
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Giraffe more like huge gaffe. Take that scientists.
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Sep 9, 2016 23:09
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Pawn 17 posted:Wait, so if there are 4 different species, does that mean they can't interbreed between the 4 groups to produce fertile offspring? And no one noticed this until now? let the giraffe sexperiments begin
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Sep 9, 2016 23:12
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But I only see 3 in the OP?? 
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Sep 9, 2016 23:12
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Ellen DeGenerates posted:But I only see 3 in the OP?? You are missing the stealth giraffe!
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Sep 9, 2016 23:54
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giraffes are loving bullshit animals imho i dont care what science says theres still only one good kind of giraffe that's a dead one
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Sep 10, 2016 08:38
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One of the species is actually carnivorous. It kills its prey through constriction. They only discovered it after installing a camera to figure why the zookeepers kept disappearing.
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Sep 10, 2016 08:42
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Moon Atari posted:One of the species is actually carnivorous. It kills its prey through constriction. They only discovered it after installing a camera to figure why the zookeepers kept disappearing. they say the neck's so long it can stick it's head down a storm drain and pop up in the zoo toilet bowl guard your nuts is my advice
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Sep 10, 2016 08:46
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Stop killing all the Giraffes. They are cool and gay.
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Sep 10, 2016 09:01
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i would bet these are probably the same spergin paleontologist pricks who had the world duped that the brontosaurus never existed until Yale lured them into a dark alley and put a knive in them (academically speaking of course) dont u loving dare mess with brontosaurus
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Sep 10, 2016 09:06
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subspecies at best. A giraffe is a loving giraffe. I'm well aware you can get real fuckin' petantic with taxonomy and it's important for microbial life but by the time you get to something that's naturally visible to humans you can really begin to go gently caress yourself if you're going to tell me these differences justify a complete reclassification as fully distinct species.
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Sep 10, 2016 09:18
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I thought that, by definition, separate species couldn't interbreed. I call bullshit on this. Then again, I don't know anything about biology.
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Sep 10, 2016 09:26
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The Dennis System posted:I thought that, by definition, separate species couldn't interbreed. I call bullshit on this. Then again, I don't know anything about biology. does that mean it was besn i hosed youtiality wher momaubes tied oh ff ter she got her t
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Sep 10, 2016 10:06
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MiracleWhale posted:does that mean it was besn i hosed youtiality wher momaubes tied oh ff ter she got her t What in God's Christ are you talking about?
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Sep 10, 2016 10:09
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Clickbait horseshit god drat I hate the internet in this current year.
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Sep 10, 2016 10:10
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The Dennis System posted:What in God's Christ are you talking about? i only speak in gematria and anagrams
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Sep 10, 2016 10:13
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Sep 10, 2016 10:25
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what i wouldn't give to be that giraffe...
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Sep 10, 2016 10:32
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All this really means is we can start cross-breeding and manipulating their genes to the point where we make the tiny giraffe commercial an actual possibility.
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Sep 10, 2016 10:39
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 If only science could have gone farther.
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Sep 10, 2016 11:19
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Giraffes? We haven't killed those off yet?
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Sep 10, 2016 11:30
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Nice, this is extremely my poo poo Giraffess sucking on things
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Sep 10, 2016 11:31
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Real talk how do giraffes taste If somebody says with their tongue im going to flip
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Sep 10, 2016 12:04
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Vegetable posted:Real talk how do giraffes taste
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Sep 10, 2016 12:08
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I'm gonna guess here but probably really gamey like a deer. Not ti imply it's related to any sort of deer or anything, just saying it's a wild herbivore and it's probably makes for a good jerky but you probably wouldnt want it over an antelope, or a deer, or an actual domesticated meat animal
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Sep 10, 2016 12:08
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here are some names for giraffes i thought of: clop clop, jingles, captain longneck, nubsy, george the retarded giraffe, bubbles, angry bert
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Sep 10, 2016 12:09
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I had moose once Never Giraffe though.
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Sep 10, 2016 12:09
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vols bitch posted:those horses are hosed up imo dont kill them or put them in a zo0 y0 they need to prowl the savannas like the bl3ssed creatures they r
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Sep 10, 2016 12:13
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I bet a giraffe has some wicked nasty parasites and symbiotes you wouldn't want to deal with if you were harvesting it for food. Like, that neck and body they can't really groom themselves so they'd have to go their whole lives dealing with poo poo and they're a huge target for anything bloodsucking, and their attitude means that humans have like zero reason to even deal with them despite the fact humans came from africa and have lived along side them our entire existence. they probably suck rear end.
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Sep 10, 2016 12:16
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Everyone's talking about their necks and sucking ability, but the biggest question remains, why the gently caress do they have horns?? 
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Sep 10, 2016 16:44
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a bone to pick posted:Everyone's talking about their necks and sucking ability, but the biggest question remains, why the gently caress do they have horns?? In case the one in front doesn't go when the light turns green.
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Sep 10, 2016 16:51
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Frankenstyle posted:In case the one in front doesn't go when the light turns green. what are your feelings on this youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUkHkyy4uqw
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Sep 10, 2016 16:52
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Man whatever
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Sep 10, 2016 16:52
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LT56 posted:dont kill them or put them in a zo0 y0 they need to prowl the savannas like the bl3ssed creatures they r bless this poached mess
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Sep 10, 2016 16:52
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Moridin920 posted:I already know about Rhinos Yeah I also want to know what part of the giraffe is worth the most and what weird thing do Asians want that part for. Is it the giant long colorful tongues?
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Sep 10, 2016 16:56
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a bone to pick posted:Everyone's talking about their necks and sucking ability, but the biggest question remains, why the gently caress do they have horns?? Ossicones, think of them like tiny fleshy cartilage antlers
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Sep 10, 2016 16:56
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Giraffes are dumb loving tree cows. They behave like a cow but are 100% more useless. Giraffes look like retards, and move like awkward pubescent teens. In the future kids will see their bones in museums, and thank god they never shared the earth with such a lovely worthless animal.
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Sep 10, 2016 17:07
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Smiling Mandrill posted:Giraffes are dumb loving tree cows. They behave like a cow but are 100% more useless. Giraffes look like retards, and move like awkward pubescent teens. In the future kids will see their bones in museums, and thank god they never shared the earth with such a lovely worthless animal. Sounds like you and Giraffes have a lot in common.
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Sep 10, 2016 17:09
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LT56 posted:what are your feelings on this youtube Cows have a lot to learn about dying with dignity.
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a bone to pick posted:Sounds like you and Giraffes have a lot in common. Mandrills are the lions of the monkey world.
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