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Mikey Purp
Sep 30, 2008

I realized it's gotten out of control. I realize I'm out of control.
The Broncos have become a vintage Kub team. I really wish I'd picked up Anderson wherever I could.

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Mikey Purp
Sep 30, 2008

I realized it's gotten out of control. I realize I'm out of control.
Dak looking pretty good, or the Giants D is really, really bad.

Mikey Purp
Sep 30, 2008

I realized it's gotten out of control. I realize I'm out of control.

VietCampo posted:

Hope all you other Keenan Allen guys have viable options though. Back2back years with him getting hurt rip.

Step right up, Tajae Sharpe!

Mikey Purp
Sep 30, 2008

I realized it's gotten out of control. I realize I'm out of control.
Yup, may have to put Cruz on my RIP Keenan speed dial.

Mikey Purp
Sep 30, 2008

I realized it's gotten out of control. I realize I'm out of control.
Dak keeps looking for Beasley even though he has dropped roughly 28 passes in this game.

Mikey Purp
Sep 30, 2008

I realized it's gotten out of control. I realize I'm out of control.
Lol Breeland is getting the :a2m:

Mikey Purp
Sep 30, 2008

I realized it's gotten out of control. I realize I'm out of control.

You, sir, are a raging psychopath.

Mikey Purp
Sep 30, 2008

I realized it's gotten out of control. I realize I'm out of control.
Wtf is Xavier Gimble?

Mikey Purp
Sep 30, 2008

I realized it's gotten out of control. I realize I'm out of control.
I need 19 points from the Eagles DST to win in my big money league, and for one glorious moment, things are going my way. Please, let's see some redzone INTs Hoyer.

E: welp

Mikey Purp fucked around with this message at 04:18 on Sep 20, 2016

Mikey Purp
Sep 30, 2008

I realized it's gotten out of control. I realize I'm out of control.
I can't believe this game. I sat Edelman (which so far seems like the right call) and I have no stakes in either of these teams otherwise, but fuckin a BOB and the Texans are just getting straight up outcoached.

Mikey Purp
Sep 30, 2008

I realized it's gotten out of control. I realize I'm out of control.
Your team is awful and your league's scoring is worse.

Mikey Purp
Sep 30, 2008

I realized it's gotten out of control. I realize I'm out of control.
Person in my league who started the Chiefs also started Fitzpatrick. :lol:

Mikey Purp
Sep 30, 2008

I realized it's gotten out of control. I realize I'm out of control.
Parker, not Stills, please. Jesus Christ.

Mikey Purp
Sep 30, 2008

I realized it's gotten out of control. I realize I'm out of control.
Parker with a catch!

Mikey Purp
Sep 30, 2008

I realized it's gotten out of control. I realize I'm out of control.
More McKinnon please.

E: Yessss, like that.

Mikey Purp fucked around with this message at 01:48 on Oct 4, 2016

Mikey Purp
Sep 30, 2008

I realized it's gotten out of control. I realize I'm out of control.

MrSargent posted:

Great now we get to see Asiata vulture a TD

Yeah, gently caress that guy.

Mikey Purp
Sep 30, 2008

I realized it's gotten out of control. I realize I'm out of control.
That's week 5's #1 waiver wire pickup Paul Perkins, to you.

Mikey Purp
Sep 30, 2008

I realized it's gotten out of control. I realize I'm out of control.
A couple of my friends played in a league like that with their old frat brothers, except instead of a beer per 10 points it was a funnel per 10 points, and they had to be finished within 24 hours after the end of the Monday Night game.

That year when Mike Vick put up like a 60 or 70 points in a game, my buddy ended up puking so hard that he burst blood vessels in both eyes. They got rid of the rule pretty soon after that.

Mikey Purp
Sep 30, 2008

I realized it's gotten out of control. I realize I'm out of control.
Nevermind

Mikey Purp
Sep 30, 2008

I realized it's gotten out of control. I realize I'm out of control.
Drunkenly sat Julio and put Ware in my flex last night. It's early, but so far drunk me seems pretty smart.

Mikey Purp
Sep 30, 2008

I realized it's gotten out of control. I realize I'm out of control.
He's the emergency QB so maybe not?

Mikey Purp
Sep 30, 2008

I realized it's gotten out of control. I realize I'm out of control.
So I guess Ajayi is pretty good. RIP my Foster shares.

Mikey Purp
Sep 30, 2008

I realized it's gotten out of control. I realize I'm out of control.

Mr. McGibblets posted:

Ajayi is going to be 5 yards short since they are down isn't he :(

Having seen your league's scoring, you get a 50 point bonus for 200 yards rushing or something, right?

Mikey Purp
Sep 30, 2008

I realized it's gotten out of control. I realize I'm out of control.
Yeah...so much for "wait for a decent game vs OAK and THEN sell ARob."

Mikey Purp
Sep 30, 2008

I realized it's gotten out of control. I realize I'm out of control.

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

LOL Reggie Bush TD. gently caress Buffalo. gently caress Rex Ryan.

Mikey Purp
Sep 30, 2008

I realized it's gotten out of control. I realize I'm out of control.
Trading away Tevin Coleman and Spencer Ware was a Horrible Mistake(tm)

Mikey Purp
Sep 30, 2008

I realized it's gotten out of control. I realize I'm out of control.
I'd like to order one Nuk < 6 points, and a side of Siemien <15 points, please and thanks.

E: Oh also a Broncos win. Ok, great thanks.

Mikey Purp fucked around with this message at 18:23 on Oct 24, 2016

Mikey Purp
Sep 30, 2008

I realized it's gotten out of control. I realize I'm out of control.
Holy poo poo, did I just hear the Texans RT tore both of his patellar tendons?

Mikey Purp
Sep 30, 2008

I realized it's gotten out of control. I realize I'm out of control.
I don't know why Im watching this garbage, but here I am.

Mikey Purp
Sep 30, 2008

I realized it's gotten out of control. I realize I'm out of control.
While I had heard a bunch about Bort's deterioration, I haven't watched any jags games this season until now. Bortles looks like a 13 year old first learning how to throw a football. I can't believe how terrible his mechanics have gotten.

Mikey Purp
Sep 30, 2008

I realized it's gotten out of control. I realize I'm out of control.
Closed the half with 19 points from the Titans D and feeling :smuggo:

Closed the game with 5 points and a renewed hatred for Blake loving Bortles.

Mikey Purp
Sep 30, 2008

I realized it's gotten out of control. I realize I'm out of control.

MrSargent posted:

I watched the game also and this is pretty accurate. I would just like to stress the part in bold because it was truly horrifying watching a QB throw some of those passes with literally zero pressure.

Yup, Bort getting into the Halloween spirit because he was seeing ghosts all over that pocket. :spooky:

Mikey Purp
Sep 30, 2008

I realized it's gotten out of control. I realize I'm out of control.
Its a good day to own Matt Ryan, Julio Jones and Matt Bryant. It's a bad day to be going up against my wife, who started Antone Smith.

Mikey Purp
Sep 30, 2008

I realized it's gotten out of control. I realize I'm out of control.
It's because his last name actually is pronounced "Rishard."

Mikey Purp fucked around with this message at 04:28 on Nov 7, 2016

Mikey Purp
Sep 30, 2008

I realized it's gotten out of control. I realize I'm out of control.
Dare I say it? Maybe 1st overall pick Jared Goff is a better QB than Case Keenum?

Mikey Purp
Sep 30, 2008

I realized it's gotten out of control. I realize I'm out of control.

Teemu Pokemon posted:

Demaryius Thomas doing anything would be p loving cool tia

Is a fumble considered "anything"? Cuz that would be cool in my book.

Mikey Purp
Sep 30, 2008

I realized it's gotten out of control. I realize I'm out of control.
Up 8.5 with my Edelman left to go vs her Mike Wallace and Gostkowski. I'm scared.

Mikey Purp
Sep 30, 2008

I realized it's gotten out of control. I realize I'm out of control.

MarquisDeCarabas posted:

I have the #1 DST in fantasy :)
I started them :(

I'm so sorry for you man. Life is really hard sometimes but you will make it through being forced to participate in fantasy championships, I promise.

Mikey Purp
Sep 30, 2008

I realized it's gotten out of control. I realize I'm out of control.

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

I assume that this is the week that Arizona decides to rest David Johnson until next year.

This pleases me.

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Mikey Purp
Sep 30, 2008

I realized it's gotten out of control. I realize I'm out of control.
I would really love it from a fantasy and Giants fan perspective if the Cowboys could just systematically self-destruct tonight.

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