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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





My opponent benched Cam Newton for Tyrod Taylor. :downs:

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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Packers offense please stop being poo poo need Cobb and Lacy points thx.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Is Barnidge even active or does Cleveland's offense just not give a poo poo about him this year?

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?






Uuuuugggh.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Fffffuck where's the Lions/Colts shootout I was promised?

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Oh so score of the Colts/Lions game is getting up there. Oh so neither Tate or Gore are at all involved. This is fine. This is okay.










Fffffffffffff

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Well, I'm hosed unless Roethlisberger and the Cards defense can overcome a 22-point deficit and whatever Gostkowski and the Rams D put up.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Well, gently caress me and/or the Arizona D I guess.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





My team loving sucks if that helps anybody in any way.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Okay, cool let's see if Ben Roethlisberger can defeat a 30-point deficit and the Rams defense.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Huh, I wonder if Ben scored the 40+ points I needed to win this week.

*checks phone*

Oh, okay.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





My poor Bills fan cousin. Just couldn't bring himself to start Decker over Watkins. :rip:

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





What in the hell is wrong with Golden Tate all of a sudden?

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Team sucked. Still won. :toot:

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





I been in the bathroom huffing bleach since the half. What did I miss?

Edit: wrong gdt but, eh.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Ugh, gently caress my opponent has Blount this week.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Benne posted:

Texans should probably rethink their "run a thousand times for 3 yards a carry" gameplan

THREE YARDS AND A CLOUD OF DUST YEEEEEHAWWWWW punts on 4th and 1 again

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





I guess if there's a silver lining to my opponents Jeremy Hill already getting a TD its that he also has the Broncos' D. :toot:

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Scruffy the janitor posted:

My team is loving garbage

:hfive:

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Congrats whoever had Jamison Crowder this week.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Up by 13 with just his Sanu left to go. Please Saints/Falcons turn into a boring 10-7 snoozefest.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





So what I'm learning here is that you basically start any player you have going up against the Bears.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Well, turns out I definitely should've kept Coleman but its moot with Sanu's injury so :toot:

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





LmaoTheKid posted:

Pagano gonna get fired. After the game.

Has there ever been a game where both coaches got fired at the end?

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





I would like to thank random Jags DB for making that Frank Gore touchdown possible.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Leperflesh posted:

Why is the colts passing game so bad? I just don't understand.

Colts' suck for Luck plan didn't stop after they drafted him.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





gently caress, this means the Colts are going to keep passing. I can at least hope for a Luck pick.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Did Gore return to his home planet or something?

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

Jordan loving Reed.

Opponent has him this week. And basically everyone else that's scored a TD in the last 5 minutes fml. :suicide:

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





I just want Terrelle Pryor to throw himself a TD, is that's too much to ask?

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





I'm down 55 points with Bell, Ware, T Benjamin and the Cards D against his Gurley and Gordon.

Forecast calls for 80% chance of hosed.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





" ugh, I'm doing terrible this week. I'm not even going to check scores again until the end of the late afternoon games."

*checks scores. Has same score. Opponent, who was already up 50, is now up 90*

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Cool cool. With the Benjamin fumble I now have fewer points now than I did 3 hours ago.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Cool. With the Ware fumble, I now have fewer points than I did halfway through the 4:30 games.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Roethlisburger Sitting on my bench because I'm a stupid dumb moron and started Stafford.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Leperflesh posted:

Lol you deserve whatever happens, oh my.

Eh, I wasn't about to win this week anyway. :smith:

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Well, I guess if there's a silver lining in this it's that I'll be at worst third in the waiver wire. And about half my team needs replacing so :sigh:

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





So the answer to Ware or Charles is "no."

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





So my only mistake was putting in Stafford over Roethlisberger.

I still would have lost by 24 points. :buddy:

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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Uuuuuugh David Johnson is going to run for a billion yards tonight isn't he?

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