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Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


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JMatt just needs to score a td here. Or Wentz needs to throw an interception to be returned for a TD. Give me something, Bears game.

On the plus side, both dynasty leagues, I got shares of Wentz. :D

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Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


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MrSargent posted:

Managed to fend off JMatt to go 2-0 in my main league! Thanks for dropping that TD!

I hate you

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


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MrSargent posted:

I was a Keenan Allen owner if that makes you feel any better.

I needed Jordan Matthews to get me 23 points to go 2-0 in my big money league, so nothing makes me feel better. This was the week I remembered the most important lesson of fantasy football - gently caress the consensus, set your lineups the way you want.

BEER!!! :argh:

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

Consensus had me start Diggs so you can suck it.

Yeah, I tell you why Forte is good and you repay me by telling me to start Luck against the Bronco's!

I repeat



BBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :argh:

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


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Menamino posted:

The main lesson here is to not have the CPU autodraft you Jay Cutler and Kirk Cousins in a 2 QB league because you decide to go to a phish show.

Your problems extend well beyond fantasy football

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

Management not responsible for your lovely team.

(I started Luck too.)

Boo this man!

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


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I can't wait for work tomorrow when I get poo poo on for the Parker trade and starting him. It was him or Ted Ginn Jr's family!

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


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Mike Evans is making me not as upset about having started Antone Smith due to bye week hell. How about another 50 yards so I can hit the coveted 200 yard bonus against the league leader in points scored. (I'm second)

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Jul 20, 2005


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Mikey Purp posted:

Its a good day to own Matt Ryan, Julio Jones and Matt Bryant. It's a bad day to be going up against my wife, who started Antone Smith.

Did he turn into Mike Evans when I wasn't looking?

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


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You just have to point out to her that it was the latest in a long line of questionable decisions on her part. The first one was saying yes. :v:

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


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How the gently caress has nobody corrected Collinsworth on what Jalen Richards name is yet? He has been calling him Rashard all game and it's the third loving quarter.

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Jul 20, 2005


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Gobias Ind. posted:

lol

He's from Baton Rouge. That's how it's pronounced.

I realized that immediately after I posted this. I have only ever read his name. But Collinsworth is still saying it wrong. Michael's is calling him Rishard, but Collinsworth is saying Rashard. I am giving Michael's the benefit of the doubt.

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Jul 20, 2005


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Booker is killing

EDIT: gently caress you Bibbs for not being Booker!

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


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Leperflesh posted:

While we're being pedantic: why are you putting an apostophe into Michaels' name?

Because I am on my cell phone and it does stupid things on its own.

It is kind of amusing how annoying I am finding it. Usually I am the one laughing at people who let trivial poo poo annoy them, but it is making me legitimately angry irl.

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Jul 20, 2005


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Leperflesh posted:

Ah yeah, I find autocorrect so infuriating I always turn it off as much as possible.

Wow, I am glad I went on that dumb tirade, because I didn't even realize that I could turn autocorrect off. I love that being dumb is just revealing layers of how dumb I actually am.

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


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Spoeank posted:

Jordan Matthews: Nelson why do you drop everything

Nelson Agholor: from you!!!! I learned it from watching you!!!

I do everything based on perceived value. So even though I hate him, I have kept Matthews because he is cheap and supposedly valuable. But then I watch him play football and wonder why people think he's valuable.

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


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Leperflesh posted:

Fantas football is not about how good the player is. Is your league docking WRs for drops? No? Then what matters is catches and yards and TDs.

You start Matthews every week and you like it.

I'm starting him, but I don't have to like it. :colbert:

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


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Benne posted:

Well, at least he got to 50 yards, which was honestly more than I expected.

I think he'll be back. It looked like he got the wind knocked out of him.

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Jul 20, 2005


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Spoeank posted:

Colin Kaepernick has been a cheat code to QB1

I was freaking out a bit with him going off on my bench in my big money league. Luckily, Carr did what he needed to. Just gotta sweat Jordan Matthews against his Morgan Burnett. I trust Matthews to gently caress me completely.

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


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Beer, check your PMs.

Also, to answer your question. Same problem he's always had. He's Alex Smith.

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


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Suave Fedora posted:

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That was the loudest field goal DONK I've ever heard that didn't result in a miss

I forgot just how good Justin Houston is.

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


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Ugh, I just need Watkins to do something. This match up is killing me. If he can just keep pace with McCoy / David Johnson, Luck can save me.

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Jul 20, 2005


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RBX posted:

Haha y'all got fooled by Watkins again.

I'm sorry.

Watkins was a desperation play for me anyway. And Watkins isn't the problem in Buffalo. I hope they figure that offense out.

(They won't, because Rex Ryan is their coach)

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


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If Andrew Luck can just throw for 600 tomorrow and 5 TDs, I should be able to come back and win.







:negative:

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


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Anubis posted:

You either won or made it a drat close game.

I lost and it wasn't close. :v:

(This league has dumb bonuses, hence needing 600 yards)

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


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Hey guys, long time no talk.

Just wanted to pop in to say gently caress fantasy football.



FUUUUCCCKKKK YYYOOOOOOUUUU!!! :argh:

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

David Johnson: 24 yards from scrimmage.

My Season: hosed

I can still come back. I just need Matt Ryan to stop scoring....



And Elliot, Beasley, Crowder, and Reed to be declared inactive/struck down by a meteor or wrath of god

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Jul 20, 2005


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So for fun, let's see what my three receivers and tight ends who combined for less than 10 points last week did.




:negative:

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


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If it is an ACL, I wonder if I can use that to swing a trade in dynasty at a reduced rate. The DJ owner in my dynasty league is a dumbass with a terrible roster.

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Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


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Silly Burrito posted:

After holding on to Jamaal Charles for way too long, I'd be skittish unless he's an amazing healer. Sucks for him, he was awesome this year.

DJ is way younger, it is dynasty and we have IR spots. I have gone young so often the past few drafts that I need to get rid of players if I want to get rookies next year. This feels like a nice spot to get rid of a couple guys to clear up roster space.

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