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Act all excited but worried because your "religious group" (make one up) opposes both blood transfusions and sending money by international transfer. Beg the scammer to accept a cheque in $U.S. instead. Persist a little if needed until you get a snailmail address. A post office is OK but remind them they'll need acceptable ID to collect the package and cash the cheque. Once you've obtained a beievable name and snailmail address from the scammer, poo poo into a plastic bag, seal it well, then glue it well at multiple points to every surface inside of a small cardboard box. Mail the box to the scammer. E-mail them again and act all excited about the "fortune" you'll soon be "getting." Tell them that you're so happy that you included gifts of jewelry and cash in the box with the cheque, using a bank loan you aquired after showing their official documents. Tell them that you hope their religion allows them to receive gifts. If you do this well, they'll excitedly tear open the package when it arrives, only to get well splattered by your rancid poo poo. Surely worth the priority postage for a small package. BigBadSteve fucked around with this message at 08:10 on Sep 9, 2016 |
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