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edit: removed because i sound real butthurt and it makes me sad also  iowa still sucks
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Yah, but the prevalence of AIDS, herpes, hepatitis and other STDS are pretty low among Mormoons, even though they gently caress like bunnies in pajamas. So civil rights aside, there are a few downsides to the "Gay" lifestyle (they didn't look too cheerful to me). The simple biology of anal sex promotes contagion because intestines are designed to absorb things ( Exit only, dudes"), whereas vaginas are armored-plated meat tubes in comparison. Add the club scene and you have the recipe for disaster. Everyone becomes one interconnected organism from the virus' point of view. Infect one, infect all. In Silverlake, Ellay, whole communities were wiped out to the last man in the 80's. I lost a lot of customers- not to mention my best dope connections(I did a lot of computer repair there). Gays always got the best dope, IMO. poo poo it was horrifying. like the Middle Ages. One dude I knew, his T cell count went to nothing, all his fingernails rotted off with nail fungus, one day he caught a cold and he was gone a week later. The cold virus attacked his brain causing a lethal meningitis, as well as many little mushroom-like cancers in the brain itself. From a loving cold. ... Apparently the Black Death microbe (Yersina Pestis) also disables the immune system in a way similar to AIDS. There is a mutation that protects against this trick, 50% of modern Europeans have it now cuz selection back then. But the BD never got to Africa, so no selection, that may be why AIDS is decimating the African population. ... I used to work for a Mormon dude, best boss I ever had, and he loved him his internet porn. He was a Bishop, too, but I guess everybody takes turns being Bishop. He wore the Garment too, the angel chaps. He was a cool as hell guy, and very generous and honest, not a mean bone in his body. A good and just man. zimboe fucked around with this message at 09:01 on Sep 9, 2016 |
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Sep 9, 2016 07:47
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Y-Hat posted:i bring that up because a lot of southerners don't think mormons are christians technically neither do any of the major christian denominations
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Sep 9, 2016 08:33
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vols bitch
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Sep 9, 2016 08:39
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hth posted:
Go back and read your own posts as if each one just said "Holy gently caress do I hate brown people". I think maybe all of us needs to look a little deeper into our own souls than into others. Except me.
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Sep 9, 2016 09:08
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more like a great school dong 
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Sep 9, 2016 10:18
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they should let the Mormons play, but put up all kinds of Mormon kryptonite, like have gay people holding hands and coffee in all the water coolers and free Logic 101 textbooks on every table so the Mormons are terribly demoralized and lose every game
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Sep 9, 2016 10:29
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Mormons are poo poo
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Sep 9, 2016 11:01
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on the one hand mormons are scum that should all be round up and shot in the loving face but on the other hand so are iowans it's a wash
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Sep 9, 2016 11:10
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Zorodius posted:they should let the Mormons play, but put up all kinds of Mormon kryptonite, like have gay people holding hands and coffee in all the water coolers and free Logic 101 textbooks on every table so the Mormons are terribly demoralized and lose every game field no one but black people oh wait it's iowa never mind
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Sep 9, 2016 11:26
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A great schlong dong 
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Sep 9, 2016 11:52
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William F Cuckley posted:field no one but black people Google Jack Trice, you fucker. Mormons should have all their games scheduled on Sunday and if they dont show up, they are fined and suffer a loss. Just like black people suddenly magically becoming "people" to them after federal investigation, magically Sunday is ok to play sports on once they lose $100k a week. Follow the money. Also Mormons are scum.
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Sep 9, 2016 16:25
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Jastiger posted:Google Jack Trice, you fucker. First school to murder a black man on the football field. real progressive dude
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Sep 9, 2016 16:28
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It's pretty cool that sexuality has become such an important issues that you've got major universities fighting to make sure their students are able to jam their greasy dicks into anyone at any time without fear of persecution.
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Sep 9, 2016 16:30
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Naerasa posted:It's pretty cool that sexuality has become such an important issues that you've got major universities fighting to make sure their students are able to jam their greasy dicks into anyone at any time without fear of persecution. College athletes should be free to rape anyone they desire, without fear or discrimination
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Sep 9, 2016 16:31
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Mange Mite posted:College athletes should be free to rape anyone they desire, without fear or discrimination We won't have achieved true equality until two white men can simultaneous rape each other.
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Sep 9, 2016 16:33
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I'm okay with the Mormons because they apologized for that time they murdered all those people at Mountain Meadows. Oh, and they help maintain the memorial. That's cool.
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Sep 9, 2016 16:36
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LDS/Mormonism is Scientology for conservatives, but I don't see how their stance on homosexuality is any different than any of the other private colleges
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Sep 9, 2016 22:01
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I'm very interested in any news related to the Iowa State University student government, thank you for posting this
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Sep 9, 2016 22:03
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CaptainSarcastic posted:While both are dumb and superficially polite, in my experience Mormons are generally nicer than Southerners. Dumb, but nice. also mormons dress overly nice compared to shitkickers
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Sep 9, 2016 22:04
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heh, intolerant of intolerance  libreul are the race realists
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Sep 9, 2016 22:06
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mdm posted:heh, intolerant of intolerance
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Sep 9, 2016 22:09
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would take a mormon over a jastiger anyday
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Sep 9, 2016 22:10
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mormons are dumb the NCAA is also a lovely organization
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Sep 9, 2016 22:22
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vols bitch posted:would take a mormon over a jastiger anyday Lol no you wouldn't. Sir_Charles posted:I'm very interested in any news related to the Iowa State University student government, thank you for posting this Stay tuned for all of your future Iowa State needs to GBS!
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Sep 9, 2016 22:22
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iowa seems okay little bastion of normalcy in a sea of madness
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Sep 9, 2016 22:23
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Jastiger posted:Lol no you wouldn't. yeah ive been around mormons and filthy midwestern folks and you guys are worse
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Sep 9, 2016 22:29
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at least mormons don't strap bombs to themselves and blow up crowds of people
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Sep 9, 2016 22:32
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heh, don't you know it's ok to discriminate against gays because Muslims throw them off builduings? did 't you ever think of that? check and mate queers
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Sep 9, 2016 22:34
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I hate yankees posted:at least mormons don't strap bombs to themselves and blow up crowds of people Yet.
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Sep 9, 2016 22:35
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Iron Prince posted:corn causes autism First diabetes and now the 'tism? Goddammit
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Sep 9, 2016 22:36
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Sep 9, 2016 22:38
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didnt mormons spend mad money to keep mj illegal or somethin? gently caress mormons
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Sep 9, 2016 22:39
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their weird underwear and belief system sucks but I would bury myself in a mormon wife pile
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Sep 9, 2016 22:39
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if you think about it it's p messed up how the word "mormon" is used as a synonym for "idiot"
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Sep 9, 2016 23:10
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vols bitch posted:would take a mormon over a jastiger anyday mormon girls will do anal at the drop of a hat of course they think it means you're engaged
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Sep 9, 2016 23:12
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MiracleWhale posted:if you think about it it's p messed up how the word "mormon" is used as a synonym for "idiot" To paraphrase Bill Maher on this one, the Christian faiths are silly but get a BIT of a pass because they come from a time before science. Mormonism, Jehovas Witnesses, and Scientologists were invented in a time when people knew better, yet they still preyed on the ignorant and needy to get these people to hop on board. Its nothing but a ponzi scheme that WORKED so now its codified as a "religion" to keep those at the top in power with complete nonsense beliefs.
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Sep 9, 2016 23:18
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MiracleWhale posted:if you think about it it's p messed up how the word "mormon" is used as a synonym for "idiot" when you REALLY think about it, it works.
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Sep 9, 2016 23:20
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Jastiger posted:To paraphrase Bill Maher on this one, the Christian faiths are silly but get a BIT of a pass because they come from a time before science. This but tack on any religion being secularized into Western Society.
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Mange Mite posted:Also they have a victim complex despite doing better thsn the average american and most have no moral concerns about fleecing or hurting outsiders Ah, so more like Jews then.
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