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Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.
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- Applewhite
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by vyelkin
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As opposed to Cambodia, where Minesweeping is also known as "walking".
"I hate walking simulators."
- a comment written on toilet paper and pinned to the corkboard that is Cambodia's foremost game discussion forum.
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Sep 9, 2016 13:16
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- Isaac
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The original plan was to release 3 rockys, labeled I, II and IV
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Sep 9, 2016 13:48
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- Lastgirl
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Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
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George Lucas' star wars was originally supposed to be a 6 hour long movie consisting of just puppets from the Henderson company
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Sep 9, 2016 13:53
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by FactsAreUseless
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and it was him and a jar jar anus fleshlight
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Sep 9, 2016 13:54
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- Lastgirl
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Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
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and it was him and a jar jar anus fleshlight
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Sep 9, 2016 13:56
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- Applewhite
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by vyelkin
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Chitty Chitty Bang Bang is banned in Bulgaria.
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Sep 9, 2016 13:58
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- Tomato Burger
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The secret is granola.
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The Bolivian soldiers in Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid were real soldiers. Live ammo, too!
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Sep 9, 2016 18:31
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- Strategic Tea
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I remember this plot from the latest Bond movie
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Sep 9, 2016 18:39
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i liked that one italian movie about "the job"
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Sep 9, 2016 18:40
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borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
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Chitty Chitty Bang Bang is banned in Bulgaria.
It's because of the disrespectful depiction of child catchers, which is considered a very important job over there.
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Sep 9, 2016 18:43
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Harold and Maude used non-union actors and made them commit suicide for real - just for kicks
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Sep 9, 2016 23:32
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I'm pretty sure they called Heisenberg 'Al Dente' in this one.
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Sep 9, 2016 23:34
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by Smythe
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Harold and Maude used non-union actors and made them commit suicide for real - just for kicks
Jeez Louise
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Sep 9, 2016 23:34
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the white men in 'white men can't jump' could jump; they just chose not to
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Sep 9, 2016 23:42
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In South Africa the Dave Chapelle comedy "Screwed" digitally switches Norm Mcdonald and Dave's characters, as a black man putting a white man in a cage and pouring dog food on him was deemed too uncomfortable by test audiences
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Sep 9, 2016 23:44
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most movie spiders were actually portrayed by men with spider masks on and plastic legs glued to their backs until changing social norms made 'spiderface' increasingly unacceptable
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Sep 9, 2016 23:46
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- Alan Smithee
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A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.
Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
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Sep 10, 2016 00:17
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FUN FACT: in Saudi Arabi, the tv broadcasts of all NASCAR races replace danica patrick with a CGI dog
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Sep 10, 2016 00:40
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- Bert Roberge
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FUN FACT: in Saudi Arabi, the tv broadcasts of all NASCAR races replace danica patrick with a CGI dog
does the dog wear a burkini?
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Sep 10, 2016 00:41
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in Palestine world war 2 documentaries are edited so that all nazis are played by cackling Jews with hook noses
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Sep 10, 2016 00:42
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does the dog wear a burkini?
I think we can call the dog version a Barkini.
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Sep 10, 2016 00:52
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Irréversible (2002) was banned in India for its negative portrayal of rape
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Sep 10, 2016 01:00
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a special version of 8 mile was test screened in Hawaii in which Eminem confronts his haters with an astonishing display of battle ukulele
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Sep 10, 2016 01:03
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- glowstick party tonight
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In Iran it's called Better Drive Saul Into The Sea
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Sep 10, 2016 01:10
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in the Bangladeshi cut of little shop of horrors the movie comes to an abrupt end when the shop collapses, killing everyone inside
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Sep 10, 2016 01:12
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switzerland bans any depictions of nazi iconography due to its strong anti-neutral content
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Sep 10, 2016 01:52
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The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark
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Either Stan Lee Just Died Or I Just Posted Goatse
oh poo poo sorry, meant to make a topic about this
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Sep 10, 2016 01:52
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by vyelkin
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The film "12 years a slave" was originally conceived to have a 12 year runtime that portrayed every minute of Solomon Northrup's life as a slave in real time, but when filming was completed after 12 years it turned out nobody had remembered to put film in the camera! The cast and crew only had enough budget left to make the 134 minute version before the scheduled release date.
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Sep 10, 2016 02:02
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this week on vice: russia's strong anti-homosexual propaganda laws has to a thriving black market in my little pony merchandise, lil b investigates
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Sep 10, 2016 02:05
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by vyelkin
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Sharp-eyed viewers will notice that the guitar in the film "Kubo and the Two Strings" actually has three strings in most scenes. This is because the number two is bad luck in China, where it is associated with death.
In China, the film was released as "The Wicked Japanese Dog-Boy" and features an alternate ending where Kubo is executed for his crimes against China.
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Sep 10, 2016 02:16
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by vyelkin
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Fun Fact: no cartoon starring the popular German cartoon character "Werner Beinhart" has ever been released outside of Germany.
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Sep 10, 2016 02:23
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localizing 80s teen movies for the Singaporean market was quite expensive due to the omnipresence of sassy characters who blew a huge bubble gum bubble, popped it, sucked it back into their mouth, and chewed it loudly as a means of expressing disdain for authority. the film censorship board required that scenes be inserted in which all such characters are soundly caned
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Sep 10, 2016 02:32
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by Nyc_Tattoo
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Well the get going Giovanni posts were funny. All the ones that aren't about get going Giovanni are bad and ruined the excellent thread
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Sep 10, 2016 02:34
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- LT56
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by Smythe
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Sep 10, 2016 02:39
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- olylifter
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I'm bad with money and you have an avatar!
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in Palestine world war 2 documentaries are edited so that all nazis are played by cackling Jews with hook noses
the Palestinian version of Schindler's List owns though
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Sep 10, 2016 02:53
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Well the get going Giovanni posts were funny. All the ones that aren't about get going Giovanni are bad and ruined the excellent thread
actually, wrong
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Sep 10, 2016 04:06
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- Bert Roberge
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When Bryan Cranston threw that pizza on the roof which of these two universes was he in?
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Sep 10, 2016 04:08
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- Isaac
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Lol
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