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Utz
Aug 1, 2008

by vyelkin
ok imma self-sucker first of all

and i like crack

so it was pretty obvious:

turn my dick into a pipe

with razor blade, made small cut into urethra franklin just in front of ballsack

loaded small amount of rock into rent, lit it up,

BAM

gives new meaning to smokin cock

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