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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > Which was the best Vampire Clan?
 
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Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

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GRANNY SUGASLUTZZ posted:

The ones with the big juicy tittayzz

Tzimisce? I mean, they don't have big juicy titiayzz by default, but they can have them if they want. REally, really juicy ones.

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Oct 4, 2008

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ChickenHeart posted:

I never got into WoD, do they have a playbook for folks like me who go "gently caress these snowflake warwelfs/choculas" and let you play a drunken hick with a rocksalt shotgun?

I'm thinkin' anything between the ragtag bunch from Carpenter's Vampires or an actual government-funded gig like Xcom

Yes, of course they did.
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Oct 4, 2008

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Inzombiac posted:

Oh and the best clan is Nosferatu, duh.
Considering the curse can be anything you want, I like normal-looking Nos that do poo poo like make it feel like there are bugs crawling on your face if you are near them or always have a tiny trickle of blood oozing from some orifice.

They changed the Appearance=0 flaw? Lame.

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Oct 4, 2008

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Volcott posted:

If you're a vampire, everything is vampire music.

Superman by Goldfinger? Vampire as gently caress.

This is true. When I was really into vampires as a teen I could tie basically everything on the weekly top 20 to being about vampires. Did I mention it was the 80s?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LC_ZQXH3Dqg
I just died in your arms tonight, must have been some kind of kiss? Definitely about vampires.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrZZfaDp02o
One of my Kind. Heck yeah, vampire kind!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7iypXh0_mo0
Moonlight desires? Obvious vampire is obvious.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41P8UxneDJE
In a wood full of Princes freedom is a Kiss. Duh, this one could be in V:tM rulebook.





https://vimeo.com/89770018
Okay, I admit this one is a bit of a stretch. (Yes, that is Gandalf playing the vampire)

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