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Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

It was Malkavian because monkeycheese random was awesome when I was 12.

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Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

Vargs posted:

malk playthrough in bloodlines really is the best one

I lost the fight with that stop sign.

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

mind the walrus posted:

In Bloodlines does anyone have a recommendation on how to get past the junkie-vamp boss who floats around the room like Psycho Mantis and shoots you with a shotgun? I put almost all my stats into social buffs and it's Deus Ex: Human Revolution all over again.

Here's my recommendation:

Cheat up all of your combat stats because combat in that game is garbage, then enjoy the first 2/3 of the game and uninstall.

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

Frankenstyle posted:

Goddamn I forgot how many clans there were. I knew a guy that had all the books for the RPG. There had to have been like eight or ten general rules books and one for each clan, and they were like $50 each. I think it broke his heart when he finally talked a bunch of us into playing one time, and within an hour it was like "gently caress this is boring, lets just get high".

That's only the Vampire books.

They made so many other weird ones for other horror movie tropes.

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

Frankenstyle posted:

Okay so I'm not just mis-remembering or going senile, because I thought he also had ones that covered "Werewolf Etiquette" and a few that dealt with ghosts and maybe something like "The dummies guide to the afterlife". It's good that he had no chance of having children, because he would have spent their future at the hobby shop right along with his own.

God I swear there was even one about mummies.

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

Someone help me roll up an Other Kin Otherkin where I pretend to be my relatives.

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

Anthrovore posted:

whats the name of that vampire clan that sucks the poo poo out of people's assholes while they sleep

stepdad

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

Are there any Vampire Klan members who are just really all about good Southern values?

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

Dreddout posted:

I always had a giggle at all the really special snowflake clans. Like the true brujah who are basically super stoic Dios. Or those tzimisce who loving hate all the cool parts about their clan, and won't do fleshwarping. Hell, they even had a clan of vampires who had 3 eyes and were pacifist healers. Only 7 of them were left on the planet after getting ganked by the tremere.

I mean, you want to play a non-standard character, cool. Pick a Giovanni or something, why the gently caress do you need to be a super secret clan of vampire unicorns?

I want to roleplay an average vampire who goes to his 9-5 job and complains about work a lot.

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

Dreddout posted:

This is basically what a tremere is.

Those guys sound like badasses.


Literal Nazi Furry posted:

you're drat right vampires were in the kkk and helped run the indianapolis kkk, refusing to turn anyone of color. also


Hot drat I think the only person who can stop these guys is zombie general Sherman.

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003


There are all kinds of problems with this song starting off with the fact that Vampires are obviously undead and NOT alive.

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Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

etalian posted:

I liked bloodlines despite it's laundry list of problems.

That haunted house level was genuinely spooky.

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