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The nation was left quaking today after a Texas mattress company released an ad featuring a "9/11" sale. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZmM-2gj5Gc It's the dawning of a new age. Finally the wounds have healed, after all these years America can wholeheartedly embrace the commercialization of this tragedy!
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Sep 9, 2016 17:58
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No they jumped the gun by at lest 6 years. They are going to go out of business. Edit: The fact the owners look middle eastern doesn't help them either.
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Sep 9, 2016 18:00
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Lol
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Sep 9, 2016 18:00
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fuckin heros and patriots imo
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Sep 9, 2016 18:03
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Actually that ad is funny as hell
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Sep 9, 2016 18:04
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Someone sat in a room and thought, "this is a good idea. Let's do this" and then did it
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Sep 9, 2016 18:05
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holy poo poo its even worse than i imagined it could be
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Sep 9, 2016 18:06
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That's not real and the only reason it was created was so that idiots like you would repost it all over the internet for views. Nice job retard.
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Sep 9, 2016 18:07
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Bill Barber posted:That's not real and the only reason it was created was so that idiots like you would repost it all over the internet for views. Nice job retard. no it was quite real, they are backpedaling hard right now and apologizing
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Sep 9, 2016 18:08
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Sep 9, 2016 18:09
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Bill Barber posted:That's not real and the only reason it was created was so that idiots like you would repost it all over the internet for views. Nice job retard. Nah. ISIS is better cinematographers honestly.
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Sep 9, 2016 18:11
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Bush lied, matresses wide
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Sep 9, 2016 18:12
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Oscar Wild posted:Bush lied, matresses wide Mother fucker probably steals the cover ups too.
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Sep 9, 2016 18:12
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show us the emails
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Sep 9, 2016 18:16
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Their only crime is being too early to the party.  
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Sep 9, 2016 18:16
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Some Walmart in florida until the outrage cause them to take it down this week. 
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Sep 9, 2016 18:22
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literally a hog posted:Some Walmart in florida until the outrage cause them to take it down this week. I'm the segregated four loko.
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Sep 9, 2016 18:23
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14 year olds are probably so tired of people talking about this boring history from before they were born. 4 more years till we have voters who are properly bored of this lovely tragoliday.
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Sep 9, 2016 18:28
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ikanreed posted:14 year olds are probably so tired of people talking about this boring history from before they were born. Looking forward to the twin tower rock climb!
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Sep 9, 2016 18:29
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Dreddout posted:I'm the segregated four loko. lol jesus christ none of this makes sense the amount of people who would think this funny and have extra money to spend vs the amount of people who spend money on poo poo and would hate this seems painfully obvious to me
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Sep 9, 2016 18:32
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Looks like they've gone to the Donald J Trump School of Earned Media
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Sep 9, 2016 18:34
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9/11 was a hoax
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Sep 9, 2016 18:36
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Guy on the right wearing the plaid shirt looks like one of those "Technically Sound/ Still Looks TERRIBLE" waywt mother fuckers, like Hey I saw this in GQ I'm hip
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Sep 9, 2016 18:36
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funny commercial op
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Sep 9, 2016 18:37
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numberoneposter posted:9/11 was a hoax But these savings aren't!
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Sep 9, 2016 18:37
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Semen can't rust steel springs.
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Sep 9, 2016 18:44
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My fellow americans. Good evening. Today, our fellow citizens, our way of sleeping, our very naps came under attack in a series of deliberate and uncomfortable matresses. The victims were in Caspers, or in Sertas. Thousands of lives were suddenly ended by evil, despicable acts of matress terror.
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Sep 9, 2016 18:53
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literally a hog posted:Some Walmart in florida until the outrage cause them to take it down this week. did they fly a drone into it?
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Sep 9, 2016 18:56
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literally a hog posted:Some Walmart in florida until the outrage cause them to take it down this week. edit: Maybe I could restrain myself, but I definitely couldn't if I were with someone who encouraged me and said they'd record it. Khorne fucked around with this message at 19:02 on Sep 9, 2016 |
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Sep 9, 2016 18:58
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Khorne posted:If I saw this irl I would dive into it. I don't see how anyone could restrain themselves from diving into it. Like, even a wall of soda with no back I'd kool-aid man that poo poo. But in the shape of towers and a flag? It just seems too good to pass up. A second shopping cart has hit the display!
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Sep 9, 2016 19:01
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when i was a kid i used to play with those little green plastic army men, i recreated the monument of the soldiers raising that flag on the hill on a fire ant pile. fire ants crawled all over the army men biting and stinging them. then i poured gasoline on them and set them on fire. it was a very fitting and respectful tribute to our troops. *salutes*
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Sep 9, 2016 19:01
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lol
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Sep 9, 2016 19:02
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Sep 9, 2016 19:02
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Oscar Wild posted:A second shopping cart has hit the display! At most it'd be a few hundred dollars worth of damage. Totally worth it.
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Sep 9, 2016 19:02
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building 7 is a crib
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Sep 9, 2016 19:03
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Khorne posted:If I saw this irl I would dive into it. I don't see how anyone could restrain themselves from diving into it. Like, even a wall of soda with no back I'd kool-aid man that poo poo. But in the shape of towers and a flag? It just seems too good to pass up. Definitely make the terrorist ululation noise (how do you type that out anyway) while you do it. The noise he makes at about 2:34 in this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=toqQL-tejek
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Sep 9, 2016 19:03
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Khorne posted:I've just never seen a display like that before in MA. Usually they're stacked up against the end of an aisle and there's a hard back to it so if you tried to dive you'd eat wall. Need to come in at an angle, like a Kennedy headshot. Which reminds me, pink dress dry cleaning discount day in Dallas!
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Sep 9, 2016 19:07
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Dreddout posted:The nation was left quaking today after a Texas mattress company released an ad featuring a "9/11" sale. My eyes very slowly grew very wide over the duration of this ad. This...seems like a joke that was never supposed to actually be aired. It's not dark enough to be funny. It feels hackneyed from the start, and quickly descends into something approaching, but never quite reaching, satire. It's bad.
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Sep 9, 2016 19:07
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Khorne posted:I've just never seen a display like that before in MA. Usually they're stacked up against the end of an aisle and there's a hard back to it so if you tried to dive you'd eat wall. Big Y did displays like this for the superbowl last year  I'd like to see other tragedies recreated like this; a Hindenburg of Fanta, a Pearl Harbor of Surge, there's alot of meat on these bones!
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Sep 9, 2016 19:10
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8-Bit Scholar posted:My eyes very slowly grew very wide over the duration of this ad. This...seems like a joke that was never supposed to actually be aired. But you got to admit, a king sized mattress for twin price is a pretty good deal!
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Sep 9, 2016 19:10
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