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SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

935 posted:

Their only crime is being too early to the party.




This is so loving awesome.

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Rasta_Al
Jul 14, 2001

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Fun Shoe
I only want a mattress if that beautiful woman in video lays on it for a few weeks and stinks it up real nice like

.lnk to the past
May 3, 2005

psoting while drunk

Hogge Wild posted:

nothing really mattress

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

cuck cuck im gay posted:

I like this excuse



Does anyone by for a second that anyone in a mattress store in Texas had family that died in 9/11? I hope someone calls them out on that bullshit. I live in Connecticut and work in Manhattan and have never even met anyone who knew anyone who died in 9/11. What a bunch of BS.

My guess is the people in the store hate NY for some reason and thought it would be funny and they somehow forgot the internet existed when they thought no one would see their commercial outside of their community.

i too havenever met anyone who died in 9/11 either

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
did 9/11 even happen?

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

Harald posted:

did 9/11 even happen?

nah man it was chemtrails

Escape_GOAT
May 20, 2004

The Bananana posted:

Imagine if you will, a memorial video of 9/11 on youtube, you know, with the footage of the planes, the crashes, the ruin, etc, but with added-in well-timed laughtracks.

Or if someone made a video of 9/11 with Yakkety Sax playing. Could you imagine?

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

tsa posted:

in·def·i·nite·ly
ˌinˈdef(ə)nətlē/
adverb
for an unlimited or unspecified period of time.

I am hopeful this is of some help.


Usually when I hear the phrase "effective immediately we are ceasing operations indefinitely" it is by a place that won't be opening up again; or the "unlimited period of time" portion of your sweet dictionary copy and paste. Please copy and paste the one for "context" when you find the time.

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Uncle at Nintendo posted:

Usually when I hear the phrase "effective immediately we are ceasing operations indefinitely" it is by a place that won't be opening up again; or the "unlimited period of time" portion of your sweet dictionary copy and paste. Please copy and paste the one for "context" when you find the time.

Usually when I hear the phrase it's used in one of the other, equally correct definitions :smuggo:

Freestyle
Sep 2, 2014

by R. Guyovich
Americans are such special little snowflake babies when it comes to our national tragedies. Vietnam was almost half a century ago, yet plenty of people still turn a deep shade of crimson and bulge all the veins in their body if you mention we lost that war, and maybe it was a stupid and evil idea to even fight it.

Meanwhile, plenty of countries are bombed daily and they don't lose their poo poo over some dumb tv add. Home of the brave? Nah man, home of the safe space. Are there any tough, courageous Americans left, besides Batman?

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

Freestyle posted:

Americans are such special little snowflake babies when it comes to our national tragedies. Vietnam was almost half a century ago, yet plenty of people still turn a deep shade of crimson and bulge all the veins in their body if you mention we lost that war, and maybe it was a stupid and evil idea to even fight it.

Meanwhile, plenty of countries are bombed daily and they don't lose their poo poo over some dumb tv add. Home of the brave? Nah man, home of the safe space. Are there any tough, courageous Americans left, besides Batman?

*japanese soldier hiding on pacific island in 2016 comes out and takes a couple shots at this post while yelling about the Emperor*

Freestyle
Sep 2, 2014

by R. Guyovich
"Ous staff is full of military" "We are promoters of peace and love." Hmmmmm......

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
funiest thing ive seen in ten years

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

Freestyle posted:

Americans are such special little snowflake babies when it comes to our national tragedies. Vietnam was almost half a century ago, yet plenty of people still turn a deep shade of crimson and bulge all the veins in their body if you mention we lost that war, and maybe it was a stupid and evil idea to even fight it.

Meanwhile, plenty of countries are bombed daily and they don't lose their poo poo over some dumb tv add. Home of the brave? Nah man, home of the safe space. Are there any tough, courageous Americans left, besides Batman?

what country are you from?

it's not America so probably not a good one.

Freestyle
Sep 2, 2014

by R. Guyovich

Jonny 290 posted:

*japanese soldier hiding on pacific island in 2016 comes out and takes a couple shots at this post while yelling about the Emperor*
*sees otaku culture for the first time, commits seppuku with his rusty field knife*

Freestyle
Sep 2, 2014

by R. Guyovich

Bert Roberge posted:

what country are you from?

it's not America so probably not a good one.
California born & bred. We're not a country (yet), but here's hoping.

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

Freestyle posted:

California born & bred. We're not a country (yet), but here's hoping.

but not really heartland America so maybe go back to wherever you came from.

Outpost22
Oct 11, 2012

RIP Screamy You were too good for this world.
this is almost as bad as all those 9/11 movies hollywood poo poo out over the past decade

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

Outpost22 posted:

this is almost as bad as all those 9/11 movies hollywood poo poo out over the past decade

don't you dare disrespect the work of Nicolas Cage

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

Outpost22 posted:

this is almost as bad as all those 9/11 movies hollywood poo poo out over the past decade

nprs review of "Sully" is "this is garbage, but Tom Hanks, so go see it"

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

Jonny 290 posted:

nprs review of "Sully" is "this is garbage, but Tom Hanks, so go see it"

my new porn review critic Nom De Plume is Palm Thanks

Freestyle
Sep 2, 2014

by R. Guyovich
What I'm learning from this thread is that I should open a mattress store, sounds like good money.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


literally a hog posted:

Some Walmart in florida until the outrage cause them to take it down this week.





:lol: take it down.

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

Hogge Wild posted:

nothing really mattress

anyone can sealy

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

hip check please
Jan 11, 2012

literally a hog posted:

Some Walmart in florida until the outrage cause them to take it down this week.





Wanna salute this.

Genderfluent
Jul 15, 2015

What are you guys asking Osama for this 9/11? I'm asking for the new apple earpods

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

Cool_tony posted:

What are you guys asking Osama for this 9/11? I'm asking for the new apple earpods

please put some thoughts into your 9/11 gifts this year or Osama Claus will not visit you.

this one is a great example



It's got twin blades that you can collapse down.
Helps you remember this event.
You could probably hijack a plane with it if you had to.
Fairly sure it's not manufactured in a Muslim country but not 100% sure.

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

SilvergunSuperman posted:

This is so loving awesome.

the best part is people were printing that out and cashiers were honoring it

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Bert Roberge posted:

don't you dare disrespect the work of Nicolas Cage

My Q-Face
Jul 8, 2002

A dumb racist who need to kill themselves

The Bananana posted:

Imagine if you will, a memorial video of 9/11 on youtube, you know, with the footage of the planes, the crashes, the ruin, etc, but with added-in well-timed laughtracks.

That would almost be a fitting ... Tribute




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get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

never forget the Wisconsin golf course three years ago that offered 9 holes of golf for $9.11

SEGA Ass Fisting
Feb 15, 2012

KEEP IT TIGHT!
I went to high school with a Mike bonnano, but he died of a heroin overdose like 10 years ago, so I doubt it's the same guy. Also, what a deal!

Strep Vote
May 5, 2004

أنا أحب حليب الشوكولاتة
there is nothing in this entire world i am more sick of having to pretend to care about than 9/11

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
why do you have to do that?

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Rape Stink posted:

I went to high school with a Mike bonnano, but he died of a heroin overdose like 10 years ago, so I doubt it's the same guy. Also, what a deal!

I think being declared legally dead of a herion od is a job requirement for mattress stores.

Quantum Finger posted:

there is nothing in this entire world i am more sick of having to pretend to care about than 9/11

Be the change you want to see in this world.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
This is already the best 9/11 ever.

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

i heard a jet fly very loudly from my apartment and they're using them in their 15th anniversary remembrance. gently caress remembering 9/11

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
I remember the 9/11 terrorist attacks.

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Garcin
Jun 15, 2000
I just had a colloidal silver colonic, took some super male vitality, and and bought like 20 mattresses from these people because goddammit a KING PRICE for a TWIN PRICE!!!

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