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oh cool a gbs thread where posters can openly post about wanting to gently caress the children in the picture
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Zzulu posted:Your culture is retarded, please check yourself Agreed. Americans are stupid stay at home retard masturbators.
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EX250 Type R posted:the one on the right is a cheerleader You expect a goon the recognize a cheerleader?
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First girl who ever gave me more than a 2nd look asked me to go to homecoming with her after the 2nd or 3rd time we hung out. All I could hear was that mum in my head and I said I really really like you, and i can't even dance but i would go out and make a fool of myself for you but those mums are a dealbreaker babe sorry
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I'd vote for Trump if he'd promise to nuke Texas.
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88h88 posted:For someone who doesn't live in the US and so is insulated from such fuckwittery, just what does this actually mean? This is a US thing? I'm like 70% sure I live in America, and have no idea what this is. I mean I know that Homecoming is a thing that high school kids who don't have any weed go and do, but I'm assuming that stapling Koala bears to your tits is an Australian thing.
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those girls have the folded toy dog faces i associate with white south africans
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i love to eat pussies imo
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Orkin Mang posted:i love to eat pussies imo imo you dont
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when you see a girl wearing a $200 ball of ribbon running from her tits to her feet with a dozen cowbells stapled to it, you can never take them seriously again. It basically reinforces patriarchy by echoing the imagery of animals and "best in show" type ribbons you get for your prize hog and also making you assume anyone who willingly wears something like that has to be functionally retarded. and it also looks terrible and it's just horrifying in a school with 3000 students. You can't avoid homecoming because when the actual school bell rings to signal your next class the clamor of 1500 young women with mums as tall as them and enough cowbells to cause a din of noise that qualifies as a moderate to severe ruckus, people start getting disoriented, bumping into eachother, tripping on their own mums and causing human pileups in the hallways. mums are the worst and i didn't make that story up
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im gaye posted:imo you dont what the dickens!!
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Okay, so, I've done the legwork and asked google. This also entitles me to the sperg award, so whoever has it right now better hand it over. Anyway, a homecoming is this party highschoolers have when they return to school after the summer break. A mum is that weird ornamental thing the girls have hanging around their necks. It's not a mother so it shouldn't be thought to refer to the female sex or fertility or whatever, my vision goes a bit fuzzy about this. Also it's something only happening in Texas. Thank you all for your time, I hope we can all put this behind us now and grow as a community.
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Sep 10, 2016 16:48
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thanks texas you pieces of shits
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im gaye posted:thanks texas you pieces of shits https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTY1NE2TaCk
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Bundle of Keys posted:Also it's something only happening in Texas. Oh. So actual real people wouldn't know about this. That makes me feel better, thank you.
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im gaye posted:thanks texas you pieces of shits ur plurals rock me
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0Hs9iFpmfI
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americans don't say mum to mean a mother and don't care what confusion it's causing you & your information is wrong, to boot. dude we are the singlemost powerful english speaking country and also the largest one, therefore our dialect is the defacto dominant dialect so maybe learn to understand how words are used in american/international settings homecoming is tied to football more than anything. the idea it's about a return to school is loving dumb, and maybe the original intent, but now it's about football and an all out proxy war between the mothers of women students in a school, it's who can successfully nail the most ribbon and bells to their daughter's body while still looking like a human being. Fights break out, people get tripped, bad advice to sabotage the competition is spread, it culminates in a day of torture for everyone that doesn't wear a mum. if you live in a state that doesn't have this poo poo, I wish it up on you. I wish it on your children. Read this and be cursed. May you endure the spread of Texan mummery before the Lord our God graciously brings his kingdom to earth and exterminates us all.
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psychic chasms posted:
i do not understand what i am looking at here
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the mummy returns lol
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did u know in 1990 the bones of caiaphas were discovered by a dozer? the very same guy who rightfully capital punished jesus? they found his bone box and im not talking dirty here!!
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receding hairlines are a morsel of regret for me but in 90s a bite of pride
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hemophilia posted:americans don't say mum to mean a mother and don't care what confusion it's causing you & your information is wrong, to boot. dude we are the singlemost powerful english speaking country and also the largest one, therefore our dialect is the defacto dominant dialect so maybe learn to understand how words are used in american/international settings sorry I'll make sure to correct my primitive ways
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Purity Seals.
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i dont get it
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GRANNYS PEACH TEA posted:Purity Seals. heh, hardly
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88h88 posted:For someone who doesn't live in the US and so is insulated from such fuckwittery, just what does this actually mean? I'm American and this is alien to me too. It's probably some red state idiocy. All the dumbest poo poo comes from red states. Meme Poker Party fucked around with this message at 17:42 on Sep 10, 2016 |
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Why hasn't American TV educated me on this weird ritual. I can't remember a single episode of anything where people stapled cowbells and ribbons to teenage girls.
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[warhamer 40 joke]
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Toriori posted:This thread is pretty creepy hey you look nice lets hang out
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A child was killed by a car in front of each of these girls 
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im gaye posted:[warhamer 40 joke] tell it
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The Bananana posted:tell it [pshop of space marine with a mum on his space armor]
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NihilismNow posted:Why hasn't American TV educated me on this weird ritual. Friday Night Lights had a homecoming episode, but I don't remember the mums being this large.
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Chomp8645 posted:I'm American and this is alien to me too. It's probably some red state idiocy. All the dumbest poo poo comes from red states. Well, Oklahoma doesn't do this poo poo so I guess we have that going for us! *falls into a crack in the earth never to be seen again*
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