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Tokyo Sex Whale posted:A child was killed by a car in front of each of these girls lmfao
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Sep 10, 2016 18:31
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American and never heard of this stupidity. But homecoming, as its aptly named, is about alums coming home for The Big Game once a year.
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Sep 10, 2016 18:43
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FYI for my fellow Americans and also for the foreign horde: this homecoming mum nonsense is not American at all, it's Texan, Texas being a quasi-functioning parasite nation the USA absorbed in 1845 under the rationalization that access to Texan coastland, oil and cattle was worth tolerating the existence of Texan people and culture.
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Sep 10, 2016 19:19
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Rando posted:FYI for my fellow Americans and also for the foreign horde: this homecoming mum nonsense is not American at all, it's Texan, Texas being a quasi-functioning parasite nation the USA absorbed in 1845 under the rationalization that access to Texan coastland, oil and cattle was worth tolerating the existence of Texan people and culture. There should be a stupid regional tradition thread. This is absurd.
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Sep 10, 2016 19:24
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Rando posted:FYI for my fellow Americans and also for the foreign horde: this homecoming mum nonsense is not American at all, it's Texan, Texas being a quasi-functioning parasite nation the USA absorbed in 1845 under the rationalization that access to Texan coastland, oil and cattle was worth tolerating the existence of Texan people and culture. What is homecoming? Is it an euphemism for home cumming?
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Sep 10, 2016 19:28
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sofokles posted:What is homecoming? Is it an euphemism for home cumming? dont we already have a cummies thread
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Sep 10, 2016 19:29
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sofokles posted:What is homecoming? Is it an euphemism for home cumming? Yes.
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Sep 10, 2016 19:32
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darth_pizza posted:dont we already have a cummies thread don't like necrophilia
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Rando posted:FYI for my fellow Americans and also for the foreign horde: this homecoming mum nonsense is not American at all, it's Texan, Texas being a quasi-functioning parasite nation the USA absorbed in 1845 under the rationalization that access to Texan coastland, oil and cattle was worth tolerating the existence of Texan people and culture. Kindly, get hosed
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Sep 10, 2016 20:44
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I'm going to cum on your mum op
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Sep 10, 2016 20:54
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Homecoming Mums are not the stupidest thing I've seen teenagers do.
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Sep 10, 2016 20:59
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The Bananana posted:Kindly, get hosed It's funny to me that a state born from the failed revolution and failed economy of a failed republic which went begging to the US government for economic and military security in secret meetings now begets people that stomp around and shout at anyone within earshot about how badass they are and that nobody should mess with them.
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Sep 10, 2016 21:07
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Can we cut to the most important issue here: how old are those girls/women? I need to know whether the people who would shag them are normal or horrible monsters.
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Sep 10, 2016 21:13
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Rando posted:It's funny to me that a state born from the failed revolution and failed economy of a failed republic which went begging to the US government for economic and military security in secret meetings now begets people that stomp around and shout at anyone within earshot about how badass they are and that nobody should mess with them. See also: the hard left
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Sep 10, 2016 21:14
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can someone please explain to me wtf a homecoming mum is because we dont do this in california and im sure as gently caress not googling it
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Sep 10, 2016 21:15
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As a British person I got super confused by the word Mum and assumed that this was about all the knocked up girls in highschool making some sort of mother club for idiots.
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Sep 10, 2016 21:16
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extra stout posted:i do not understand what i am looking at here Apparently the tradition started with a corsage featuring a live flower, usually a mum, worn for the homecoming dance. Then "everything's bigger in Texas" happened, and now the poor girls need a neck strap to wear their monstrously mutated corsages.
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Sep 10, 2016 21:31
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Facebook Aunt posted:Apparently the tradition started with a corsage featuring a live flower, usually a mum, worn for the homecoming dance. Then "everything's bigger in Texas" happened, and now the poor girls need a neck strap to wear their monstrously mutated corsages. I finally understood this horrible atrocity. Thank you for explaining it! Fuckin' laffo @ Texas. You guys do need a wall, but not where Trump's aiming to place it.
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Sep 10, 2016 21:37
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so i had to fuckin google it as gbs service level is at usual low. Wikipedia it says : Home cumming aka hoe cumming is the tradition of welcumming back students of a school. It is a tradition in many universities and high  schools in the United States, Cumada and the Phallostines[1]. It usually includes activities for students, such as water sports, cullingual events, and a gay parade through the streets of the city or town. Home cumming aka hoe cumming should not be confused with pron, as they occur at different times of the year. Home cumming aka hoe cumming usually occurs in the fall, and pron usually occurs in the spring
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Sep 10, 2016 21:45
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What is up with those loving ugly sandals? Urgh
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Sep 10, 2016 21:53
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Facebook Aunt posted:Apparently the tradition started with a corsage featuring a live flower, usually a mum, worn for the homecoming dance. Then "everything's bigger in Texas" happened, and now the poor girls need a neck strap to wear their monstrously mutated corsages. The tradition is more or less the moms and daughters do it unless you have a "different" sort of family but lets be real gay parents wouldn't let their child wear a mum and if you have a dead mom you're probably in a whole different place mentally to accept it. So for the unbroken white bread the escalation is actually a competition between moms to outspend and 'beat' other moms on the audacity of the mums they staple to their daughter. At least that's how all the ladies at michaels explained it to me who were buying 500 yards of ribbon before homecoming.
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Sep 10, 2016 23:27
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hemophilia posted:The tradition is more or less the moms and daughters do it unless you have a "different" sort of family but lets be real gay parents wouldn't let their child wear a mum and if you have a dead mom you're probably in a whole different place mentally to accept it. So for the unbroken white bread the escalation is actually a competition between moms to outspend and 'beat' other moms on the audacity of the mums they staple to their daughter. At least that's how all the ladies at michaels explained it to me who were buying 500 yards of ribbon before homecoming.  It's a positive feedback loop of mums!
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World Record, lol.
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Sep 11, 2016 01:02
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Does this kid have lace on his shorts pockets?
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Sep 11, 2016 01:09
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They are actually pinned to the shirt and so you have to pin the loving things to your bra strap so they don't weigh your neckline down past the dresscode length. All of those girls have at least three mums on them, although there ARE "triple mums" in the shape of a heart... anyway, you get them from your mentors in your extracurriculars sometimes, and from the people you're going to the dance with and all that poo poo. It's like letter jackets, but stupider somehow. the boys wear "garters" if you want to google some good poo poo.
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Sep 11, 2016 01:29
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Quantum Finger posted:They are actually pinned to the shirt and so you have to pin the loving things to your bra strap so they don't weigh your neckline down Look closely, the ones in the op have neck straps. It's basically an apron made of foofoo.
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Sep 11, 2016 01:33
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Rando posted:It's funny to me Hahaa yessssss ownage probably follows in this post that nobody read all the way through
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Sep 11, 2016 01:53
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EmperorFritoBandito posted:Hahaa yessssss ownage probably follows in this post that nobody read all the way through You read every word.
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Sep 11, 2016 03:49
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Quantum Finger posted:They are actually pinned to the shirt and so you have to pin the loving things to your bra strap so they don't weigh your neckline down past the dresscode length. All of those girls have at least three mums on them, although there ARE "triple mums" in the shape of a heart... anyway, you get them from your mentors in your extracurriculars sometimes, and from the people you're going to the dance with and all that poo poo. It's like letter jackets, but stupider somehow. Can u do that since you brought it up?
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Sep 11, 2016 03:57
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Quality space marine cosplay
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SMILLENNIALSMILLEN posted:Quality space marine cosplay Lol
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Sep 11, 2016 04:47
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they're all p cute, OP
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Frankenstyle posted:This is a US thing? I'm like 70% sure I live in America, and have no idea what this is. I mean I know that Homecoming is a thing that high school kids who don't have any weed go and do, but I'm assuming that stapling Koala bears to your tits is an Australian thing. It's a very, very Midwestern / Texas thing. I'd never heard of them either until I lived in OK for a brief time. Mums are a huge deal to the cheerleader types, they keep them for years afterwards. I remember going to one girls parents house for dinner and her Mom had about 6 of them up in her crafts room. They were flabbergasted that I had no idea what a mum was. I was about 26 at the time so her mom had kept some of them for almost 10 years, it was kind of creepy.
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Sep 11, 2016 05:04
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I lived in Austin in high school and these were a thing they just weren't comically over-sized like in some of the more rural Texas schools.
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Rando posted:You read every word. My eyes had locked at peak roll position toward the end of the first line, I was physically incapable of reading every word
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we're all pregnant and ready to burst what a helldump
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