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Cordon bleu
Sep 11, 2016

by Smythe

a MASTER BUILDER once told me that pawn shops are only good for impact guns and i gotta agree after watching that.

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MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


Facebook Aunt posted:

Laptops will never pull ahead. It will always be cheaper and easier to stick components in a big box than in a tiny wafer. It will always be easier to cool a desktop than a laptop. A desktop will always be easier to upgrade than a laptop (important either if you need to always have the latest thing, or are poor/cheap and want to keep your computer running for as long as humanly possible.)

The only way laptops will ever surpass desktops is if we give up our fetish for making things smaller and thinner If people were willing to go back to laptops the size of a briefcase that weigh 15 pounds, then laptops could possibly match desktops.. That would give you room for a big screen, a big battery, a proper keyboard, a cooling system, and so on.

external gpus sucka

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009


Just from a couple dozen unclosed porn tabs the way web browsers leak memory these days

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

MiracleWhale posted:

external gpus sucka

by the time you've attached an external gpu, a decent monitor, a usable keyboard, a mouse that isn't poo poo and decent speakers all you've got is an expensive desktop that you could conceivably take with you if you could ever be hosed (which you can't)

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


Saint Isaias Boner posted:

by the time you've attached an external gpu, a decent monitor, a usable keyboard, a mouse that isn't poo poo and decent speakers all you've got is an expensive desktop that you could conceivably take with you if you could ever be hosed (which you can't)

but... but... my docking station!!

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

MiracleWhale posted:

but... but... my docking station!!

you're a goon

where are you even going

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


Saint Isaias Boner posted:

you're a goon

where are you even going

to the toilet

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


I can't go number 2 without my neopets

wynott dunn
Aug 9, 2006

What is to be done?

Who or what can challenge, and stand a chance at beating, the corporate juggernauts dominating the world?

MiracleWhale posted:

I can't go number 2 without my neopets

is neopets still a thing

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

Facebook Aunt posted:

Laptops will never pull ahead. It will always be cheaper and easier to stick components in a big box than in a tiny wafer. It will always be easier to cool a desktop than a laptop. A desktop will always be easier to upgrade than a laptop (important either if you need to always have the latest thing, or are poor/cheap and want to keep your computer running for as long as humanly possible.)

The only way laptops will ever surpass desktops is if we give up our fetish for making things smaller and thinner If people were willing to go back to laptops the size of a briefcase that weigh 15 pounds, then laptops could possibly match desktops.. That would give you room for a big screen, a big battery, a proper keyboard, a cooling system, and so on.

what about tco and specifically the fact that youre gonna be paying 150, 200 bucks minimum to have consensual sex as a gaming pc owner

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001

Facebook Aunt posted:

Laptops will never pull ahead. It will always be cheaper and easier to stick components in a big box than in a tiny wafer. It will always be easier to cool a desktop than a laptop. A desktop will always be easier to upgrade than a laptop (important either if you need to always have the latest thing, or are poor/cheap and want to keep your computer running for as long as humanly possible.)

The only way laptops will ever surpass desktops is if we give up our fetish for making things smaller and thinner If people were willing to go back to laptops the size of a briefcase that weigh 15 pounds, then laptops could possibly match desktops.. That would give you room for a big screen, a big battery, a proper keyboard, a cooling system, and so on.

There will never be a point where we aren't racing towards higher resolutions and more consistent framerates until our desktops can display a scene that literally appears real, like you were looking through the monitor into a window, without ever dropping a frame or tearing the screen, or we're all too busy trying to find drinkable water and bullets for the guns we've welded to our cars

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


Mulatto Butts posted:

is neopets still a thing

ask the forums children in the 9/11 toddlers thread

PyPy
Sep 13, 2004

by vyelkin
I installed a GTX 1060 6GB into my pc last night. It was a move recommended to me in the last GBS pc gaming thread. DooM runs like butter.

Cordon bleu
Sep 11, 2016

by Smythe

Jonny 290 posted:

what about tco and specifically the fact that youre gonna be paying 150, 200 bucks minimum to have consensual sex as a gaming pc owner

you can pick up womyn @ cyber cafes. in fact some of the more deranged Eastern European ones show up specifically to be the belle @ the ball @ them

Blockade
Oct 22, 2008

Laptops will keep getting thinner and more powerful from the perspective of the average user because everything resource intense will be done by a computer somewhere else

Cordon bleu
Sep 11, 2016

by Smythe

Blockade posted:

Laptops will keep getting thinner and more powerful from the perspective of the average user because everything resource intense will be done by a computer somewhere else

You can get a duo-core with Intel HD graphics that plays any game up to 2010 for 200 bux on an Amazon flash sale

we have more than enough rare earth metals for stuff like this

and industry leaders only want more.

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

MiracleWhale posted:

to the toilet

A cheapo android tablet is the perfect pooputer if you really need it.

Or an iPad I guess if you have moneys.

My current desktop is a ridiculous monster-spec as I don't want to have to open the case again for like five years minimum.

toxicitysquared
Nov 12, 2007

:jiggled:
Jiggled Again
:jiggled:

NoneMoreNegative posted:

A cheapo android tablet is the perfect pooputer if you really need it.

Or an iPad I guess if you have moneys.

My current desktop is a ridiculous monster-spec as I don't want to have to open the case again for like five years minimum.

tablets are way too loving big to be poopputers imo. my iphone 6s+ is perfect for the toilet

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
Those external gpu enclosures would be good if they didn't cost as much as a low end system minus the gpu. If they cost literally a quarter of the current cost and had standard support for extra high speed storage then maybe they'd be good. Even then mobile cpus are generally half as powerful as their desktop counterparts.

toxicitysquared
Nov 12, 2007

:jiggled:
Jiggled Again
:jiggled:

Germstore posted:

Those external gpu enclosures would be good if they didn't cost as much as a low end system minus the gpu. If they cost literally a quarter of the current cost and had standard support for extra high speed storage then maybe they'd be good. Even then mobile cpus are generally half as powerful as their desktop counterparts.

Theyre sort of useless now that the mobile gtx10 series are literally as fast as desktop GPUs

AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf
mitx is the way to go, got this case for my new build (fractal design nano s)



you can fit two radiators in it no problem, or a tall tower cooler because of the width

getting all the cables onto the mobo was a bit of a pain but the end result is awesome, dead quiet too

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

AEMINAL posted:

mitx is the way to go, got this case for my new build (fractal design nano s)



you can fit two radiators in it no problem, or a tall tower cooler because of the width

getting all the cables onto the mobo was a bit of a pain but the end result is awesome, dead quiet too

i wanted to go mini-itx and that's a good looking case but i've got an OK full tower case already and I could spend the £50 elsewhere

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

MiracleWhale posted:

ask the forums children in the 9/11 toddlers thread

IT'S ALL ABOUT WEBKINS NOW, GRANDPA!!!

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot
I bought a <$300 ASUS laptop because I was broke and needed some quick entertainment.

It doesn't play games rendered in 3D, the trackpad stopped working and I had to drunkenly karate chop the CD drive off the machine on the third day but other than that it's working out great.

ColoradoCleric
Dec 26, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
The only reason to have a desktop pc is so you have a HTPC, gaming on the couch with a mouse and keyboard is win

Stealthgerbil
Dec 16, 2004


my computer chair is pretty comfy though

central dogma
Feb 25, 2012

Come to the Undead Settlement in the next 20 mins if u want an ash kicking
*fat goon rushing into thread*

*HUFF PUFF*
"I can build my OWN computer, you simpletons!"

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR

central dogma posted:

*fat goon rushing into thread*

*HUFF PUFF*
"I can build my OWN computer, you simpletons!"

im bent between still wanting to mock people who overpay for everything and learn nothing before they die, and admitting thispost made me loving laugh real loud

yogizh
Oct 12, 2015
Dumb Helicopter Joke Enthusiast
2000 - laptops will kill desktops
2010 - tablets will kill laptops and desktops

And here we are still using the best machine with the best bang for the buck. Amazing how wrong can those marketing people be.

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





yogizh posted:

2000 - laptops will kill desktops
2010 - tablets will kill laptops and desktops

And here we are still using the best machine with the best bang for the buck. Amazing how wrong can those marketing people be.

2016 - desktops, laptops, tablets, TVs, consoles and all other electronics are dead.

Now let me hook up 50 peripherals to my phone to make it act like a really primitive desktop computer.

100 HOGS AGREE
Oct 13, 2007
Grimey Drawer
my pc is plugged into my tv and I play games on it, mostly because :filez: is trivial and 99% of games are not worth paying for and the other ones are not worth what they charge for them.

I also took black nail polish and blacked out every external light because computers that shine a shitload of flashy annoying colors are for babies

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Saint Isaias Boner posted:

you're a goon

where are you even going

:drat:

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008


That Robot posted:

what would you need three optical drives for?

so uh one of them i put in when i built an old computer in this case back in like 2010

then i added a bluray burner so i could watch blurays and stuff


then i added a third one at some point idk remember why i think the first dvd burner had some weird issue



anyway i could just live w/ just one but im lazy and just been leavin them installed

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008


btw yea i play old computer games and poo poo so i do use an optical drive still



ive been considering how to put an internal floppy drive in my pc without having floppy drive support on my mobo so that should tell u a lot about my life

100 HOGS AGREE
Oct 13, 2007
Grimey Drawer
my ideal computer is one that gives off no light or noise and the only indication it's actually working is things show up on the monitor

central dogma
Feb 25, 2012

Come to the Undead Settlement in the next 20 mins if u want an ash kicking

extra stout posted:

im bent between still wanting to mock people who overpay for everything and learn nothing before they die, and admitting thispost made me loving laugh real loud

It was in jest, but I'm glad you enjoyed anyway :cheers:

AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf

100 HOGS AGREE posted:

my ideal computer is one that gives off no light or noise and the only indication it's actually working is things show up on the monitor

get a fractal case. mine is so quiet i forget its even on and have to wiggle my mouse to see if its on or not

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

100 HOGS AGREE posted:

my ideal computer is one that gives off no light or noise and the only indication it's actually working is things show up on the monitor

You can get some really snazzy fanless systems if you look hard enough, I have this old ION board that is completely silent and tiny

It even includes its own 19V power brick so you don't need a regular ATX power supply.
Used it as a media centre before, now it handles home automation mostly.

GREAT SATAN
Aug 1, 2014

by Fluffdaddy
What a thread. I'm ordering a desk from amazon because I'm not handy with tools. Probably gonna be $100 more expensive than building it myself but gently caress it

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extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR

GREAT SATAN posted:

What a thread. I'm ordering a desk from amazon because I'm not handy with tools. Probably gonna be $100 more expensive than building it myself but gently caress it

*stares intently at a phillips head screwdriver*

honey im not a gat drat electrician, we're going to best buy

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