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Gatekeeper posted:hells to the yesss my nza 🌚 where can i download your mom's joi
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GRILLARY CLINTON posted:where can i download your mom's joi http://www.redtube.com/723997
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Sep 10, 2016 20:15
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pls don't make fun of her eyebrows it's a disability
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Sep 10, 2016 20:15
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The scholars of all schools of thought are unanimous in their opinion that the evil act of masturbation would, without an iota of a doubt, fall under the category of those whose desires exceed the limits. Allah says in the Holy Quran Chapter24 Surah Noor verse 30: O Prophet, enjoin the believing men to restrain their gaze, and guard their private parts. This is a more righteous way for them. Allah has knowledge of whatever they do. Although in legal terminology zina would constitute the actual penetration of the male organ into the female organ, the Messenger of Allah (saws) warned the believers regarding the minor zina of the eyes, hands, legs, etc. Not only is the evil act of zina prescribed as absolutely forbidden in Islam, every path or every way that leads one to this evil path is also declared as forbidden! Such is the gravity of this abomination of zina, that Allah Subhanah commands the believers in the Quran: Do not even go near zina!!!
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Sep 10, 2016 20:24
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Zorodius posted:The scholars of all schools of thought are unanimous in their opinion that the evil act of masturbation would, without an iota of a doubt, fall under the category of those whose desires exceed the limits. zina directly onto my face
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Sep 10, 2016 20:29
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you have to eat all the cum or mail it to a poor kid in africa
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Sep 10, 2016 20:31
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close one eye op, like i do
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Sep 10, 2016 20:44
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whoflungpoop posted:you have to eat all the cum or mail it to a poor kid in africa I think mailing cum to children might get me put on some kind of list 
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Sep 10, 2016 20:46
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Nooner posted:I think mailing cum to children might get me put on some kind of list to make it legal you have to include a certificate saying it's 99% aids free
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Sep 10, 2016 20:48
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manufactured in a facility that also processes aids
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Sep 10, 2016 20:49
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Nooner posted:I heard it makes youre hands all harry and you go blind but it also seems pretty cool -- are the risks worth it?? If touching yourself makes you blind, how are you posting, Nooner???
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Sep 10, 2016 21:30
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genesplicer posted:If touching yourself makes you blind, how are you posting, Nooner??? very carefully
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Sep 10, 2016 21:30
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Nooner mails me a dictation on mini-cassette. I type it up and mail him back a floppy disk.
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Sep 10, 2016 21:33
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whoflungpoop posted:you have to eat all the cum or mail it to a poor kid in africa oh that reminds me, i never pmed you my new address
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Sep 10, 2016 21:54
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Nooner have you ever sm0ked w33d and then j@cked off until c*m c0mes out?? You gotta watch out tho cuz the w33d makes things t@ste better!
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Sep 10, 2016 22:07
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Dinosaurmageddon posted:Nooner have you ever sm0ked w33d and then j@cked off until c*m c0mes out?? You gotta watch out tho cuz the w33d makes things t@ste better! weed makes your cum taste like pinecones but weed also makes pinecones taste AMAAAAAAZING so it can be a bit of a sticky situation
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Sep 10, 2016 22:09
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Nooner posted:I heard it makes youre hands all harry and you go blind but it also seems pretty cool -- are the risks worth it?? the hair makes it feel even better
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Sep 10, 2016 22:10
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I jacked off once and cum came out of my dick. True story.
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Sep 10, 2016 23:17
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Oh, and it's not a sin if you jack off to the bible. I once got cum on Ezekiel 23 (the sexiest chapter) and had to explain to my Sunday school class why the pages were stuck together.
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Sep 10, 2016 23:22
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Friginator posted:I jacked off once and cum came out of my dick. True story. Anecdotal evidence
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Sep 10, 2016 23:23
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Friginator posted:Oh, and it's not a sin if you jack off to the bible. I once got cum on Ezekiel 23 (the sexiest chapter) and had to explain to my Sunday school class why the pages were stuck together. its not actually a sin to jack off. The story in the Torah is about some dude who married his brothers wife, because that is what you do in the bible, then pulled out, because if he knocked her up, it would have been his brothers child not his. The bible is real weird
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Sep 10, 2016 23:25
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Hey nooner can I speak to you for a minute?
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Sep 10, 2016 23:27
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:its not actually a sin to jack off. The story in the Torah is about some dude who married his brothers wife, because that is what you do in the bible, then pulled out, because if he knocked her up, it would have been his brothers child not his. The bible is real weird it's because in those days if you *didn't* impregnable your dead brothers wife you were a fuggin jerk. it was a real george constanza move
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Sep 10, 2016 23:31
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sofokles posted:Anecdotal evidence Not if you ask the staff of the local Chuck E Cheese. Or Mrs. Steinbrenner's second grade class from Holland Hall elementary school.
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Sep 10, 2016 23:32
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Just a quick word nooner it will only take a moment of your time
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Sep 10, 2016 23:33
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Is it bad to jatck off and casteriskm? I don't even know what you're talking about!
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Sep 10, 2016 23:50
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Applewhite posted:Is it bad to jatck off and casteriskm? I don't even know what you're talking about! F!ck you
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Sep 10, 2016 23:51
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Also, nooner if you would he so kind to lend me a tiny bit of your time
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Sep 10, 2016 23:51
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Applewhite posted:Is it bad to jatck off and casteriskm? I don't even know what you're talking about! stop making up words
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Sep 10, 2016 23:52
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Applewhite posted:Is it bad to jatck off and casteriskm? I don't even know what you're talking about! jick me in the washrom
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Sep 10, 2016 23:52
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I have a v. big dick but im not a great gently caress and it's hard to keep it up for too long. Halp
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Sep 11, 2016 00:00
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Mange Mite posted:I have a v. big dick but im not a great gently caress and it's hard to keep it up for too long. Halp pics or it didn't happen
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Sep 11, 2016 00:01
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:pics or it didn't happen Im posting from my work phine rn but i will try to get something for you later
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Sep 11, 2016 00:02
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Mange Mite posted:Im posting from my work phine rn but i will try to get something for you later I will wait with bated breath
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Sep 11, 2016 00:03
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Friginator posted:Not if you ask the staff of the local Chuck E Cheese. Or Mrs. Steinbrenner's second grade class from Holland Hall elementary school. Please provide contact details
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Sep 11, 2016 00:04
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I was with a girl and she was so tight it was straight up strangling my python iykwim. It was painful and i couldn't keep it up too long. Anyone know how tk deal with this problem
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Sep 11, 2016 00:08
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Mange Mite posted:I was with a girl and she was so tight it was straight up strangling my python iykwim. It was painful and i couldn't keep it up too long. Anyone know how tk deal with this problem get gay
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Sep 11, 2016 00:09
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Mange Mite posted:I was with a girl and she was so tight it was straight up strangling my python iykwim. It was painful and i couldn't keep it up too long. Anyone know how tk deal with this problem i had this problem too and it was because the chick was fat and my dong almost buckled under the stress
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Sep 11, 2016 00:10
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:get gay No i tried anal and it was also really difficult and we eventually had to stop and i got blood on the sheets it was bad
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Mange Mite posted:No i tried anal and it was also really difficult and we eventually had to stop and i got blood on the sheets it was bad dude lube is your friend
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