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sofokles posted:Please provide contact details Tramp Whoremam sperman@danglinball.org Just contact them and ask them about the 2002 field trip to Chuck E Cheese's. Friginator fucked around with this message at 00:51 on Sep 11, 2016 |
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MiracleWhale posted:i had this problem too and it was because the chick was fat and my dong almost buckled under the stress I met this chubby chick once who was too afraid to let me put it inside so i hosed her thighs lol
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Sep 11, 2016 00:13
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Friginator posted:Holland Hall Primary School: not cool dude
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Sep 11, 2016 00:13
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What? So I'm not allowed to look up a local school and post info from their website as a joke?
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Sep 11, 2016 00:17
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Friginator posted:What? So I'm not allowed to look up a local school and post info from their website as a joke?  I can't make threads on thjs phone so i eill find somewhere else to ask for sex afice
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Sep 11, 2016 00:18
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Friginator posted:Dangling Balls Primary School: they replied and said it wasnt cum but piss and that kids make that mistake all the time
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Sep 11, 2016 00:24
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Everyone just post your dick thx
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Sep 11, 2016 00:25
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jeff smisek posted:Everyone just post your dick thx 
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Sep 11, 2016 00:27
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I like to jick off and cam
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Sep 11, 2016 00:42
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jeff smisek posted:lol 8008135 lol
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Sep 11, 2016 01:32
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i used to think that G-d would kill you for onanism but on closer inspection it appears that onan's crime was failing to do his duty and rail his dead brother's widow, or maybe railing her but pulling out when he busted a nut therefore G-d's probably fine with you rubbing out an easy one but if I'm wrong He'll straight up kill you and you'll wind up as a minor cautionary figure in one of His books
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Sep 11, 2016 01:39
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I've never jatck or casterkm in my life. Can someone who speaks Lithuanian or Latvian translate for me.
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Sep 11, 2016 01:40
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Saint Isaias Boner posted:i used to think that G-d would kill you for onanism but on closer inspection it appears that onan's crime was failing to do his duty and rail his dead brother's widow, or maybe railing her but pulling out when he busted a nut it's fine as long as you dribble it into a woman with a dead husband
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Sep 11, 2016 01:42
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MiracleWhale posted:it's fine as long as you dribble it into a woman with a dead husband only if the dead husband is your brother
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Sep 11, 2016 01:43
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Wet dreams are actually covered in Leviticus. As long as you wash everything God talks about it like it's pretty normal.
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Sep 11, 2016 01:47
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Saint Isaias Boner posted:only if the dead husband is your brother is it ok if he's your 'bro'
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MiracleWhale posted:is it ok if he's your 'bro' probably not unless you marry the widow first Friginator posted:Wet dreams are actually covered in Leviticus. As long as you wash everything God talks about it like it's pretty normal. yeah that's the main evidence for it being ok to jerk it. you're ritually unclean until you wash your loving hands (also regular unclean)
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Sep 11, 2016 01:49
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For Christ's sake if you can j@ck off inside a w0m@n then you should bust a nut inside her and praise G0d.
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Sep 11, 2016 01:50
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Leviticus is loving hilarious, if only for the implicit idiocy of the Levites. It's got God, who, at least to the people who follow this book, is the creator of the loving universe, spending his time lecturing a bunch of dumbasses about how they shouldn't let their clothes get mildew on them. I grew up thinking that when God talked to you, he had some important, profound poo poo to say. But in Leviticus, for a good portion of it he apparently showed up just to give people hygiene tips.
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Sep 11, 2016 01:59
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That nut is essence, son. It's you're fuckin' essence. When ya nut off into nowhere you just torn a piece of yourself off and threw it away. That's why you gotta get the woman, son. The woman can catch that poo poo and keep it. So you keep her, and she keep your nut, you see what I'm saying son? That way none of that essence gets lost. Essence.
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Saint Isaias Boner posted:i used to think that G-d would kill you for onanism but on closer inspection it appears that onan's crime was failing to do his duty and rail his dead brother's widow, or maybe railing her but pulling out when he busted a nut He should have either refused to gently caress or else finished properly. Getting the gently caress then pulling out after was a dick move
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Sep 11, 2016 02:07
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Mange Mite posted:He should have either refused to gently caress or else finished properly. Getting the gently caress then pulling out after was a dick move like a lot of stuff in genesis it's not super clear what the gently caress he did wrong. see also ham
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Sep 11, 2016 02:08
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*adds can the machine elvers massage my penis to orgasm? 2 notes*
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Sep 11, 2016 02:10
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Anyway ive considered viagra but im worried i dont have enogh blood kr something and it will knock me out or kill me
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Sep 11, 2016 02:11
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does viagra help with whiskey dick? asking for a freund
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Sep 11, 2016 02:19
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Smash it Smash hit posted:Hey nooner can I speak to you for a minute? Hey bud what's up, sorry I missed you're posts earlier I was ...... doing some "experiments" related to the topic if you "catch" my "drift" 
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Sep 11, 2016 02:21
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Nooner posted:Hey bud what's up, sorry I missed you're posts earlier I was ...... doing some "experiments" related to the topic if you "catch" my "drift" was it bad?
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MiracleWhale posted:was it bad? Results inconclusive better keep studying!!
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Mange Mite posted:Anyway ive considered viagra but im worried i dont have enogh blood kr something and it will knock me out or kill me i know a blind guy who claims he went blind from snorting viagra, i meant i don't know why you'd lie about that but i can't say for sure if it's true or not so just be careful and don't do a blast just swallow it normal like
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Gatekeeper posted:i know a blind guy who claims he went blind from snorting viagra, i meant i don't know why you'd lie about that but i can't say for sure if it's true or not so just be careful and don't do a blast just swallow it normal like i think it just gives you blue vision and an extremely hard bepis
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Sep 11, 2016 02:55
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Gatekeeper posted:i know a blind guy who claims he went blind from snorting viagra, i meant i don't know why you'd lie about that but i can't say for sure if it's true or not so just be careful and don't do a blast just swallow it normal like Maybe his railed the v and the veins in his eyes got super full of blood for 4 hours and he didn't consult a physician?
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Sep 11, 2016 02:56
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One of my brothers in college bought some weird playboy branded "enhancement" drink from 7-11 to see what it would do but instead of getting all horned up he said he just locked himself in his room for like 18 hours and said he got super sick and delirious but maybe instead he just "whacked" off for the whole time and realized that the rest of us were not ready to reach the next plain of "pleasuring off" as it was too extreme
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Sep 11, 2016 02:59
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i took horny goat weed or one of those other things one time and it just made me really amped and talk a lot
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Sep 11, 2016 03:01
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MiracleWhale posted:i took horny goat weed or one of those other things one time and it just made me really amped and talk a lot I think you meant to say cocaine lol
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Sep 11, 2016 03:03
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Nooner posted:I think you meant to say cocaine lol haha yeah that's the one
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Cocaine is probably the coolest drug cause A rich people do it B it's hella 80s and C It makes you feel real good. I don't do it thought cause I'm not in college anymore and not a cool 80s business guy which are the only two times it's really acceptable to do it imo
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Sep 11, 2016 03:10
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J@cking off until I c*m is my antidrug now
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Nooner posted:Cocaine is probably the coolest drug cause A rich people do it B it's hella 80s and C It makes you feel real good. id mix it up w heron and shoot it from a needle into my armveins but im not a belushi anymore 
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