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 my mama and dada live way out in the desert where life walks on a razors edge and any moment can be your last sometimes rattlin snakes hide right by the tire of their truck, ready to give their lil murderkisses to an unsuspecting birkenstocked foot, or curl up in the yard by the bushes, menacing the small pupps that rely on that yard for pee and poop deposits mama hates to do it, but sometimes she shoots the rattlin right in its fucken Head It's the only way tdlr; guns are cool, kill a snak, party with you buds
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Luvcow posted:i would love to see all of our politicians outfitted with military gear and sent over to the middle east to fight ISIS mccain eats a bunch of junior senators during a flashback
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if you got good at knife throwing you wouldn't need a gun to kill a snake
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i was proud of her for bein a good shot, snakes have small heads and she was on a deck and is an italian odds were not in her favor Still, though, disappointed that they didn't BBQ it
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the yavapai who once roamed those dusty dirty deserts I assume ate all manner of snakes
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NomChompsky posted:handguns are the actual problem and i don't see why anyone should have one unless they qualify for very specific circumstances Handguns are easy to get. Most people with depression kill themselves with hand guns. Almost all of those people have mental problems. Reagan closed all of the mental hospitals So...
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The financial sector is worse for our society than guns.
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Gatekeeper posted:birkenstocked foot True story : Heinrich Birkenstock used to sell guns to Hitler
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Arri posted:The financial sector is worse for our society than guns. yeah, but what are we gonna do? fight the tellers? They didn't do it
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Arri posted:The financial sector is worse for our society than guns. this is true
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dookifex_maximus posted:mccain eats a bunch of junior senators during a flashback
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:Handguns are easy to get. Most people with depression kill themselves with hand guns. Almost all of those people have mental problems.
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Sep 11, 2016 00:05
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Because without guns how will my soft pasty half trained civilian rear end save myself when the highly trained, war hardened government troops come to put me in a camp? (for some reason) This will happen any day now!
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sofokles posted:True story : Heinrich Birkenstock used to sell guns to Hitler  thx u for this good news
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504 posted:Because without guns how will my soft pasty half trained civilian rear end save myself when the highly trained, war hardened government troops come to put me in a camp? (for some reason) its gonna be the future soon
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America's Tits are Great Again!
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Until we get laws to sort out regular health care, mental health care, decent standard of education, poverty eradication, reasonable gun control and all the rest I'm actually OK with regular folks having guns because I'd at least like to know if a bunch of free and crazy people have guns I can have one too.
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HollywoodDialysis posted:Until we get laws to sort out regular health care, mental health care, decent standard of education, poverty eradication, reasonable gun control and all the rest I'm actually OK with regular folks having guns because I'd at least like to know if a bunch of free and crazy people have guns I can have one too. and if poo poo goes south, you can shoot one
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:and if poo poo goes south, you can shoot one is that why so many people have guns down here
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corn in the bible posted:is that why so many people have guns down here no, they say if poo poo goes black I can shoot one
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The honest to god biggest threat to the average citizen isn't the hillbilly down the street with an arsenal, it's cops. Especially if you're black. For instance, most conceal carry holders are held to a higher standard of citizenship, as if they're some sort of heroes(despite that all you have to do is take a class and not have a record really) that get out of nearly all their traffic violations and citations. But that wasn't the case for the dude down in Biloxi or whatever. Dude was just reaching for a wallet, and couldn't help being black
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:and if poo poo goes south, you can shoot one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHJdCO6Aa6s&t=36s
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one thing i like about guns is that they shoot bullets and not elephants or mexicans
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sofokles posted:one thing i like about guns is that they shoot bullets and not elephants or mexicans I am pretty sure they have guns that elephants and Mexicans
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:I am pretty sure they have guns that elephants and Mexicans That is totally awesome! Oh My God! (Atheist)
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sofokles posted:one thing i like about guns is that they shoot bullets and not elephants or mexicans my vast fortune was won from a single military contract for a gun that shoots bees
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This song is why I own a gun. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lm12gDg0D8c
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sofokles posted:That is totally awesome! Oh My God! (Atheist) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvJXWqqwIpc
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Cordon bleu posted:This song is why I own a gun. I was honestly surprised it wasn't this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKJDAVvs_JA
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Nice goatee
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this is why i own like, 300 or 400 guns https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qowt5Gue7qA
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NomChompsky posted:handguns are the actual problem and i don't see why anyone should have one unless they qualify for very specific circumstances in american politics the entirely true fact that knives actually kill 1500~ people a year, and rifles something like 240, is not allowed to be cited we don't wanna learn the names of the kinds of guns, hell if someone even says the word 'gun' i get so drat upset i hug both my black friend and my muslim friend, who luckily i force to walk within 6 inches of me on both sides to prove to the campus i am not a racist. join the revolution! we want all natural fresh food and no GMOs! but not the kind of all natural fresh food you obtain with a gun or a fishing rod! give me a vegan chipotle or give me death
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Are you telling me you do not approve of this?
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what you can't even perform a mozambique drill with that firearm
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EorayMel posted:Are you telling me you do not approve of this? what is this? a gun for ants?
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