Why should private citizens have the right to own and carry guns?

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Should private citizens have the right to own and carry guns?
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Gatekeeper: Aug 3, 2003; He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

tbh i had some guns once and really all i ever did was get stoned and put on a suit and creep around my house, poppin out from behind corners n pointin em at my dog pretending he was a bad guy and i was a cool spy

i think no other reason is necessary op in answer of your question

# ¿ Sep 10, 2016 21:28

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Gatekeeper: Aug 3, 2003; He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

sofokles posted:

I want a gun

id hook you up but i sold all of mine, even the tiny lil .25 that fit in the coin pocket of my jeans

dumb fucken move on my part in hindsight

# ¿ Sep 10, 2016 22:12

Gatekeeper: Aug 3, 2003; He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

now im even more confused

lmao

# ¿ Sep 10, 2016 22:24

Gatekeeper: Aug 3, 2003; He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

my mama and dada live way out in the desert where life walks on a razors edge and any moment can be your last

sometimes rattlin snakes hide right by the tire of their truck, ready to give their lil murderkisses to an unsuspecting birkenstocked foot, or curl up in the yard by the bushes, menacing the small pupps that rely on that yard for pee and poop deposits

mama hates to do it, but sometimes she shoots the rattlin right in its fucken Head

It's the only way

tdlr; guns are cool, kill a snak, party with you buds

# ¿ Sep 10, 2016 23:55

Gatekeeper: Aug 3, 2003; He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

i was proud of her for bein a good shot, snakes have small heads and she was on a deck and is an italian

odds were not in her favor

Still, though, disappointed that they didn't BBQ it

# ¿ Sep 10, 2016 23:57

Gatekeeper: Aug 3, 2003; He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

the yavapai who once roamed those dusty dirty deserts I assume ate all manner of snakes

# ¿ Sep 10, 2016 23:57

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# ¿ May 12, 2024 07:12

Gatekeeper: Aug 3, 2003; He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

sofokles posted:

True story : Heinrich Birkenstock used to sell guns to Hitler

thx u for this good news

# ¿ Sep 11, 2016 00:11

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