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N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted
Try watching Raging Bull with your ladyfriend and then try sex again. This is just my professional opinion: that is a good movie.

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N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted
"And if you cum into an abyss, the abyss also cums into you"
Freddy Asexcual Neatse

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted
You really should try blowing a guy just to be sure

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted
What kind of porn do you look at?

If it's real-people porn then idk
But if it's hentai (superior porn), then I understand your plight because meat women are not comely like my flat women

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted

Airborne Viking posted:

My current wife and I hosed with this in the background for the first week we dated

Are you neonazis? I wonder if there's a cut of that movie that ends right as he's getting arrested, after the curbstomp. Wagner starts to swell up as it fades to credits.

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted

The Protagonist posted:

why do you psot

Because sex is off the table

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted
close this thread like you closed off your body from intimate contact

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted

MiracleWhale posted:

first time I fingered a girl we were watching the passion of the christ

What was the girl's name? If it was Christie then I have a good joke for you my friend

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N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted
I've sometimes have had sex while a movie's on but I would never phrase it as having sex while watching the thing. I usually get distracted. What's it like to really pay attention to a movie while sexing?

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