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credburn: Jun 22, 2016; A tangled skein of bad opinions, the hottest takes, and the the world's most misinformed nonsense. Do not engage with me, it's useless, and better yet, put me on ignore.

Aralan posted:

it was me and i think they're great and i tell those jokes all the time

I want royalties for helping make Vin Diesel famous.

# ? Sep 11, 2016 10:31

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# ? Apr 29, 2024 00:49

Isaac: Aug 3, 2006; Fun Shoe

Y-Hat posted:

i forgot who made the original vin diesel jokes but i seem to remember they were more weird jokes than "lol vin diesel kicks everyone's rear end" deals. also he completely regrets inventing them

it was scootsmagoo i think

# ? Sep 11, 2016 10:31

Nonviolent J: Jul 20, 2006; by FactsAreUseless; Soiled Meat

gnarly hot's first release was gnarlyhotlp

# ? Sep 11, 2016 12:22

Rambling Robot: Sep 13, 2011; Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

was gnarly fired from gbs?

# ? Sep 11, 2016 12:27

credburn: Jun 22, 2016; A tangled skein of bad opinions, the hottest takes, and the the world's most misinformed nonsense. Do not engage with me, it's useless, and better yet, put me on ignore.

Whatever happened to Bigpeeler?

# ? Sep 11, 2016 14:14

Hector Beerlioz: Jun 16, 2010; aw, hec

credburn posted:

Whatever happened to Bigpeeler?

He is me

# ? Sep 11, 2016 14:18

Gomi Day: Nov 15, 2007; Trust me, Bill. Large spectacles lend distinction to any countenance, as I have reason to know.; Plaster Town Cop

credburn posted:

Whatever happened to Bigpeeler?

last i saw, he hangs out on fark.com all the time. and is one of the comment thread bigshot/superstars or whatever. :toot:

# ? Sep 11, 2016 14:26

Hector Beerlioz: Jun 16, 2010; aw, hec

Gomi Day posted:

last i saw, he hangs out on fark.com all the time. and is one of the comment thread bigshot/superstars or whatever.

Goddamn traitor

# ? Sep 11, 2016 14:32

drans: Sep 1, 2016; Ramrod XTreme

Rambling Robot posted:

Trump should take a lesson or two from lowtax, building a wall does not really help much.

# ? Sep 11, 2016 14:42

Pimpcasso: Mar 13, 2002; VOLS BITCH

drad bert isnt free

# ? Sep 11, 2016 14:51

Charles Bukowski: Aug 26, 2003; Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner; Grimey Drawer

He posts on facebook like he used to on here, though last I saw he was going through a messy divorce and being very bitter about it. He may have deleted his account because I stopped seeing his posts and I can't find him anymore. I hope he's okay.

# ? Sep 11, 2016 14:54

Theophany: Jul 22, 2014; SUCCHIAMI IL MIO CAZZO DA DIETRO, RANA RAGAZZO

2022 FIA Formula 1 WDC

I'm a pioneer.
I'm an explorer.
I'm a human and I comin'.

I'm animated.
I'm alive.
My heart's big.
It's got hot blood goin' through it fast.

I like to fight too.
I like to eat.
I like to have children.
I'm here.
I got a life force.

This is a human.
This is what we look like.
This is what we act like.
This is what everybody was like before us.
This is what I am.
I am a throwback.

I'm here.
I've got the fire of human liberty.
I'm settin' fires everywhere.
And humans are turning on everywhere.

# ? Sep 11, 2016 14:57

thathonkey: Jul 17, 2012

Fuckin um fuckin free dad__breath

# ? Sep 11, 2016 15:44

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

vols bitch posted:

drad bert isnt free

he costs folks like you and me

# ? Sep 11, 2016 15:51

T.S. Smelliot: Apr 23, 2010; by FactsAreUseless

Theophany posted:

I'm a pioneer.
I'm an explorer.
I'm a human and I comin'.

I'm animated.
I'm alive.
My heart's big.
It's got hot blood goin' through it fast.

I like to fight too.
I like to eat.
I like to have children.
I'm here.
I got a life force.

This is a human.
This is what we look like.
This is what we act like.
This is what everybody was like before us.
This is what I am.
I am a throwback.

I'm here.
I've got the fire of human liberty.
I'm settin' fires everywhere.
And humans are turning on everywhere.

This is shitttttt lol

# ? Sep 11, 2016 15:58

Smash it Smash hit: Dec 30, 2009; prettay, prettay

Seems a lot like my mad dog thread that SHOULD HAVE BEEN GOLD
MINED

# ? Sep 11, 2016 16:02

Saint Isaias Boner: Jan 17, 2007; hi how are you ♥

Nonviolent J posted:

dad gay. so what is actually gay irl and my dad

so what

# ? Sep 11, 2016 16:25

AEMINAL: May 22, 2015; barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf

ralp = ?

# ? Sep 11, 2016 16:29

Nick Rivers: Nov 23, 2004

I like pizza.

# ? Sep 11, 2016 16:31

SIDS Vicious: Jan 1, 1970

i have a baby

wow that was an old sig lol
chec k out my drawings the sidsons

# ? Sep 11, 2016 16:41

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Celluloid Sam posted:

i have a baby

don't sign.. your..... oh. :geno:

it appears you actually have. :raise:

well poo poo.

# ? Sep 11, 2016 16:42

happyhippy: Feb 21, 2005; Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup; Pillbug

I'm Rich Evans.

# ? Sep 11, 2016 16:43

Captain Yossarian: Feb 24, 2011; All new" Rings of Fire"

I once ate a burger THIIIIIIIIIIS big

# ? Sep 11, 2016 16:44

Macasaurus: Oct 12, 2012

i have a dong like a vienna sausage that got mauled by a chihuahua

# ? Sep 11, 2016 16:46

Volcott: Mar 30, 2010; People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

I fall for that "pretending to be banned" avatar every time.

# ? Sep 11, 2016 16:51

jenny jones fan: Dec 24, 2007

Aatrek is a convicted child rapist.

# ? Sep 11, 2016 16:56

Jastiger: Oct 11, 2008; by FactsAreUseless

Im not really a tiger. Pls dont sue me

# ? Sep 11, 2016 17:00

King of Bees: Dec 28, 2012; Gravy Boat 2k

I'm an internet detective who plays fast and loose with rules, but goddammit gets the job done.

# ? Sep 11, 2016 17:27

Edgar: Sep 9, 2005; Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!; Wedge Regret

I'm from the great state of Utah.

# ? Sep 11, 2016 17:31

ikanreed: Sep 25, 2009; I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

cuck cuck im gay posted:

Aatrek is a convicted child rapist.

And he loved star trek

# ? Sep 11, 2016 17:31

Tony Homo: Oct 30, 2014; by zen death robot

I have been permabanned twice.

# ? Sep 11, 2016 17:32

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Volcott posted:

I fall for that "pretending to be banned" avatar every time.

# ? Sep 11, 2016 17:32

Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

I actually loving hate drawing with colored pencils!

# ? Sep 11, 2016 17:36

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.