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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

big shags posted:

I'm a celebrity irl :ssh:

Tay Tay?

I hear you are recently single and I would like to fill the void.

:q:

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
 In countries where goats are illegal I have machines that vend antelope.

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

The Bananana posted:

VendaLope?

I see our marketing division is earning its keep.


ncumbered_by_idgits posted:

Do you need a business partner. I would like to invest in your product.

Sorry, we are privately owned.

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

ncumbered_by_idgits posted:

Dammit. Another opportunity missed.

Does the antelope spring forth from the machine like it's shot out of a canon at least? Fuckers are made of springs you know.

I'm in sales. You'd have to ask the engineers.

If you'd like us to design a machine that does this for you, I'm sure they are capable of doing so. :)

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