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I would find and kill as many GBS regulars in such a way that I wouldn't get life, but something like 80 years tops.
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I would use my license to ill.
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Sep 11, 2016 19:49
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I'd spend most of my days doing risky urbex, climbing poo poo with crazy Russians, and probably try to jump the Grand Canyon on a Kawasaki H2R. However, on 9/11/2026, I'd fly a plane into some skyscraper in the middle east. Just before impact, I'd parachute to a sweet rear end yacht full of liquor and PAWGs.
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Sep 11, 2016 19:50
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Applewhite posted:Do you think you'd finally get around to doing all the new things you've been afraid to try because you didn't have time for them? Or do you think you'd waste eternity doing the same things you've wasted your life on only worse because now you don't even have the fear of your own death to motivate you? once you did everything diminishing returns would apply to even things like going to the moon, fist fighting people 1v20, etc and you would spend all day googling 'how to cancel immortality spell'
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Sep 11, 2016 19:52
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Does 1 v 20 ever really get boring honestly?
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Sep 11, 2016 19:54
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I'd go kill some loving terrorists with a katana or something
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Sep 11, 2016 19:55
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AEMINAL posted:I'd go kill some loving terrorists with a katana or something
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Sep 11, 2016 20:00
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Id get AIDS lol
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Sep 11, 2016 20:04
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I'd probably just clear my whole schedule of eating, cleaning, and working and just masturbate.
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Sep 11, 2016 20:06
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i would kick gokus rear end https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj8jmTq1gGo
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Sep 11, 2016 20:11
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I'd do the same poo poo I do now, except I'd never feel guilty for wasting my life on stupid poo poo. Oh, and I'd go ahead and wrack up a few more divorces because I'd have extra time to find someone new to do my laundry.
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Sep 11, 2016 20:15
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Rutibex posted:i would kick gokus rear end Jesus, that looks awful.
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Sep 11, 2016 20:19
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Frankenstyle posted:I'd do the same poo poo I do now, except I'd never feel guilty for wasting my life on stupid poo poo. I would date more work from home pizza hut phone order sales bimbos.
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Sep 11, 2016 20:24
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Salty Josh posted:The other problem being immortal would be building relationships. How can you relate to someone who is 1/100th your age or even someone you know will pass with time? Making an emotional investment in someone else is already pretty difficult, but having quite a few of them and knowing that you'll outlast them is pretty depressing. Along with this, I think after a couple thousand years you would experience time differently than mortals. You meet someone and the next time you stop by their place someone else is living there and they've been dead for 10 years. Really? Why, you were just there not 60 years ago!
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Sep 11, 2016 21:06
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praxis posted:Along with this, I think after a couple thousand years you would experience time differently than mortals. You meet someone and the next time you stop by their place someone else is living there and they've been dead for 10 years. Really? Why, you were just there not 60 years ago!
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Sep 11, 2016 21:10
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i would just jump off of absolutely loving everything there is to jump off of
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Sep 11, 2016 21:11
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Celluloid Sam posted:i would just jump off of absolutely loving everything there is to jump off of
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Sep 11, 2016 21:11
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Making a little hop off of the airline seat before buckling in to your flight to france to jump off the eiffel tower, and then you get one of the little cups of ginger ale and jump off of that
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Sep 11, 2016 21:13
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a hole-y ghost posted:Some things would be cool, like really tall bridges, but if you think of it you'd spend most of your time jumping off single sheets of paper, pens, combs, oranges, etc. that could also be fun you could make a game of it and like a tangerine is worth only 3 points but a tangelo is 12
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Sep 11, 2016 21:15
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I'm not sure I would like it, op. Just because I'm immortal doesn't mean I'm going to heal every possible malady that could happen to me. What happens if I lose my hands? Would I lose my lands? Would I not have to work any more? What if I lost my eyes? I mean, maybe even if all the colors just run dry? Would I not have to cry anymore? Can you imagine losing your legs? Would you have to moan and beg? I guess you wouldn't have to walk any more. What if I lost my mouth? All of my teeth, north and south. If I ever lose my mouth, I won't have to talk...
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Sep 11, 2016 21:25
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I'd do something dangerous and get in a coma and get owned for an etenertiy I guess.
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Sep 11, 2016 21:26
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I'll build my stone fortress in the Wasatch mountains. Then sit on my stone throne and day dream for several centuries.
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Sep 11, 2016 21:28
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id go and gently caress the quuen of England lol
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Sep 11, 2016 21:28
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Space flight. Wouldn't need a Faster-Than-Light drive, although I'd prefer one that's faster than "40 years to reach edge of Solar system" like we have now. My inner librarian would take a copy of every book ever written, though. I'd have time.
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Sep 11, 2016 21:50
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GoodyTwoShoes posted:Space flight. Wouldn't need a Faster-Than-Light drive, although I'd prefer one that's faster than "40 years to reach edge of Solar system" like we have now. lol then ur loving glasses break owned
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Sep 11, 2016 21:51
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Celluloid Sam posted:that could also be fun you could make a game of it and like a tangerine is worth only 3 points but a tangelo is 12 It's maybe not as cool to jump of a tangelo, but it's a lot easier to get back on again (and it only gets easier each time, this is what they call an "instant replay")
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Sep 11, 2016 21:53
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Mock religious people, destroy the kaaba and replace it with a bacon focused eatery, turn the Vatican into my private house.
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Sep 11, 2016 22:00
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1000 years of the highest quality gbs posting
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Sep 11, 2016 22:01
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wait until all of my childhood bullies are old and dying and give them wedgies and wheel lockers into their hospices and shove them in them
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Sep 11, 2016 22:02
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Learn science and help mankind reach the stars just so I don't wind up stuck on Earth when it explodes. Otherwise just whatever I feel like doing. Maybe walk around the whole Earth and pass on wisdom in an unassuming way.
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Sep 11, 2016 22:09
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OK. Get this. You're immortal. You have all the time in the world to masturbate. You masturbate!
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Sep 11, 2016 22:11
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Goto places where there are active volcanos with seeping cooling lava. And leave penis prints in them.
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Sep 11, 2016 22:15
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Celluloid Sam posted:lol then ur loving glasses break owned Look at this noob who doesn't have several pairs of old glasses saved up for emergencies. He probably doesn't even have masking tape to fix the bridge!
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Sep 11, 2016 22:28
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Hell Yeah posted:1000 years of the highest quality gbs posting 
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Sep 11, 2016 22:30
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Solve a Rubiks Cube without cheating.
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Sep 11, 2016 22:34
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GoodyTwoShoes posted:Look at this noob who doesn't have several pairs of old glasses saved up for emergencies. He probably doesn't even have masking tape to fix the bridge! perfect vision dawg
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Sep 11, 2016 22:36
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Make sure the world knows i am immortal somehow. Sleep in a Cave for a few centuries . Return 500 years later to tell as many lies as historians would let me get away with. " Yes i can confirm that the Holocaust never happened" " The moon landings were indeed faked" " The hippes were a dangerous rigth wing millita, their leader was a woman called Adolphine Hinter".
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Sep 11, 2016 22:41
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Baudolino posted:Make sure the world knows i am immortal somehow. Sleep in a Cave for a few centuries . Return 500 years later to tell as many lies as historians would let me get away with. " Yes i can confirm that the Holocaust never happened" " The moon landings were indeed faked" " The hippes were a dangerous rigth wing millita, their leader was a woman called Adolphine Hinter".
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Sep 11, 2016 22:44
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I'd probably finally get around to boning OP's... Dad. 
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I'd be kidnapped and experimented upon, painfully, by rich old billionaires who'd be desperate to unlock the secrets of my immortality. On the very small chance that didn't happen I'd probably set myself up as a historian.
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