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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > What would you do if you were immortal?
 
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super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Applewhite posted:

Even if you got trapped you could always wait them out.

What if they dipped your feet in cement and dropped you on the bottom of the ocean and you didn't get out until the planet exploded and now you're floating through space forever?

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super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Inzombiac posted:

If I was immortal and invulnerable, I'd dive into a volcano and meditate at the bottom. Then I would swim out and throw lava rocks at the locals. I'd also eat the rocks in a display of dominance.

Same thing but with the Mariana Trench and I'd punch every uglyass fish that dared to swim by.

But they're our friends.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxOtD7OZ294

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