- JiveHonky
- May 12, 2001
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by zen death robot
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Grimey Drawer
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the glittering crystal display before me undulates strangely. immediately an implant dictates its meaning.
"They tell stories about the carbon based life on your planet, that those who lived upon silicon got the silicon into their orifii and this is what caused them to be aggressive" it said.
it emanates an audible tone, which my translator describes as a shiver
"we assure you, oh emperor of aeons past, that we shall never attempt to usurp nor cast off imperial authority. we take this oath upon our birth stalactites, honored they are to exist upon your new holy capital of Silico Prime"
I grin, and wave my hand dismissively. A translation sim pantomimes my meaning to the leader of my new host Galaxy and he departs.
"I wish", I say to no one but translators "that you could gently caress crystals"
fidn a stripper named Crystals
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- JiveHonky
- May 12, 2001
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by zen death robot
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Grimey Drawer
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i would do 2 backflips... no 3
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