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Cordon bleu
Sep 11, 2016

by Smythe
Id go mashing by myself more often and not get thrown out or banned from the venue

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Cordon bleu
Sep 11, 2016

by Smythe
I'd kick all the side mirrors off a strip of cars during a "white night" (like 7 cars cuz its lucky) and make out with guys girlfriends in front of them on the streets in public.

Cordon bleu
Sep 11, 2016

by Smythe
All that terrible keys to the vip poo poo you hear about but never see. Like taking a girl on a date then picking up 4 other girls at a booth, then making out with a couple of them in front of their friends, then taking one home and banging her, throwing her out. That kind of stuff.

Cordon bleu
Sep 11, 2016

by Smythe
I would move in with a bunch of women that hated me and then do abstract Tony Robbins motivational speeches while ignoring every lie they speak and planning to steal all their Charles Manson art.

Cordon bleu
Sep 11, 2016

by Smythe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsDOqeQEvH0

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Cordon bleu
Sep 11, 2016

by Smythe
Kill other lesser gods for fun.

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