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I AM THE TOILET
Jul 11, 2016
the 911 memorial stumbling vid is pretty convincing but all these other wackadoo illness theories are so much thin air

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Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

hillary clinton: ohhh bill i'm sick. i can't go to the presidential elections to day.
bill clinton: now listen if you're going to miss the presidential elections you're going to have to go to the doctor.
hillary clinton: no! i don't want to! you can't make me go!
bill clinton: then get you books together and eat your eggo because i'm driving you to the presidential elections and i don't want to be late for work at the having sex with fat women factory again!!!

Crash_N_Burn
Apr 19, 2014

Jigglereaped again

Cigstomper58
Aug 17, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
In all seriousness if you vote for Hilary, the most openly corrupt politician in modern times, because trump says mean things to people on twitter then you deserve to have her piss tube fall into your cheerios as she feeds them to you with her spoon shaped dildo.

The Kingfish
Oct 21, 2015


lmbo @ the DnD Poster comparing this incident to the time Bernie fell asleep in his chair during some boring ceremony.

Boner Zone
Jan 14, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo

Aralan posted:

If only there had been an alternative to Hillary who wasn't falling apart and about to die

yeah but he was old and might've died in office or something

cnut
May 3, 2016

jigglemaster7 posted:

creamy grool pussy

Mods, name change please.

Jack Trades
Nov 30, 2010

Corrupt Lizard-grandma vs Orange Hitler, pick your poison America.

I'm glad I don't live in your country.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
What if she dies in office and sparks a conspiracy on the level of 9/11 :bernout:

AugmentedVision
Feb 17, 2011

by exmarx

The Kingfish posted:

lmbo @ the DnD Poster comparing this incident to the time Bernie fell asleep in his chair during some boring ceremony.

Thanks for braving the jungles of D&D to bring this report back to us :911:

Jack Trades
Nov 30, 2010

Boner Zone posted:

yeah but he was old and might've died in office or something

Dude was chasing trains and walking to his job every day like nobody's business. He wasn't falling apart any time soon.

Cigstomper58
Aug 17, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
The head of the FBI, in front of Congress under oath, said she broke several federal statutes and lied to the public multiple times about her emails , but her health is the issue here.

Jack Trades
Nov 30, 2010

The Kingfish posted:

lmbo @ the DnD Poster comparing this incident to the time Bernie fell asleep in his chair during some boring ceremony.

You read D&D? I'm sorry about your brain cancer.

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde

Cigstomper58 posted:

In all seriousness if you vote for Hilary, the most openly corrupt politician in modern times, because trump says mean things to people on twitter then you deserve to have her piss tube fall into your cheerios as she feeds them to you with her spoon shaped dildo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-YyL7X4CWw&t=80s

toxicitysquared
Nov 12, 2007

:jiggled:
Jiggled Again
:jiggled:
She probably lost a couple decades off her life from being bill clintons fuckmeat

Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic

p impressive how she manages to outlizard donald trump

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Do you think she has an SA account?

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot

Wall Balls posted:

p impressive how she manages to outlizard donald trump

what's more impressive is americans are too dumb to remember what a neoliberal is and who signed the bill repealing glass steagal

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003
you mean repeal glass ceiling :smug:

Boner Zone
Jan 14, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo

Jack Trades posted:

Dude was chasing trains and walking to his job every day like nobody's business. He wasn't falling apart any time soon.

yeah but it'd only be a matter of time until the collapsing and needing to be physically carried by secret service came and that would've been a deal breaker

AugmentedVision
Feb 17, 2011

by exmarx
I think her handlers can run the country just fine even if she's sick

Nill
Aug 24, 2003

Sick nothing, this spin machine has enough momentum she could pass away and it'd be a year before the news finally got out.

The Kingfish
Oct 21, 2015


Jack Trades posted:

You read D&D? I'm sorry about your brain cancer.

Sorry about your candidate's pneumonia.

Cigstomper58
Aug 17, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

jigglemaster7 posted:

She probably lost a couple decades off her life from being bill clintons fuckmeat

I'd be shocked if they've hosed in the last 30 years.

AugmentedVision
Feb 17, 2011

by exmarx

The Kingfish posted:

Sorry about your candidate's pneumonia.

jesus christ

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003
im sorry about her real condition that's worse than pneumonia

Jack Trades
Nov 30, 2010

The Kingfish posted:

Sorry about your candidate's pneumonia.

I hate both candidates equally, thank you very much.

toxicitysquared
Nov 12, 2007

:jiggled:
Jiggled Again
:jiggled:

Cigstomper58 posted:

I'd be shocked if they've hosed in the last 30 years.

if you find a pic of her from college she looks like one of those girls that would call you daddy while loving and swallow the entire contents of your ballsack, im sure she retained her horniness into her older years

AugmentedVision
Feb 17, 2011

by exmarx

jigglemaster7 posted:

if you find a pic of her from college she looks like one of those girls that would call you daddy while loving and swallow the entire contents of your ballsack, im sure she retained her horniness into her older years

not so much the vaginal integrity tho

Jack Trades
Nov 30, 2010

LegoPirateNinja posted:

im sorry about her real condition that's worse than pneumonia

Her real condition being a lizard-person in a human-suit.

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot
I vote we put together a petition to get a constitutional convention going to draft that socialist kid who got her head shot up a little in afghanistan, she really needs to be put in charge of some drones IMO

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

jigglemaster7 posted:

if you find a pic of her from college she looks like one of those girls that would call you daddy while loving and swallow the entire contents of your ballsack, im sure she retained her horniness into her older years

http://web.archive.org/web/20050421000017/http://www.geocities.com/mnussitch/gossip.html

quote:

Clinton, Bill. Corrupt gladhanding weasel. (Likable in person.) Horn-dog; reportedly nailed Sharon Stone on election evening. Rumored to have slept with Markie Post and Babs Streisand (while Hillary was visiting her ailing father, no less!). Merkin for Hillary Clinton. Underendowed. Rapist. Reportedly very good at oral sex. Also linked with Elizabeth Gracen, Elizabeth Hurley, Chaka Khan (!), Heidi Klum, and Demi Moore.

Clinton, Hillary. Corrupt, manipulative power behind Bill Clinton. L______/bisexual; reported to have slept with one/both of the Fosters and George Stephanopoulous.

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD
she prob does have pnemonia

pill poppers get sick all the time.

i want her to take a piss test, just like she wants every american citizen to do.

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


Mein Eyes! posted:

whats a good disease to die of in the middle of a debate

the toots

Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010


dookifex_maximus posted:

I vote we put together a petition to get a constitutional convention going to draft that socialist kid who got her head shot up a little in afghanistan, she really needs to be put in charge of some drones IMO

she's just gonna carpet bomb pakistan in revenge, nobody fucks with malala and lives

toxicitysquared
Nov 12, 2007

:jiggled:
Jiggled Again
:jiggled:

lol i knew she was a gently caress monster

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD
i know people who cough a lot and sometimes fall down and have to dissapear in the bathroom for hours at a time

they are junkies

Jack Trades
Nov 30, 2010

Mein Eyes! posted:

whats a good disease to die of in the middle of a debate

Chronic Phallus Gigatitis

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot

when youre traveling you're a roman

when you're sick you're a german

on new years eve you're a parthian

in the bathroom you're a teuton

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ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

jigglemaster7 posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YzZl9j580tM

Uh oh :blush:

EDIT: This has been proving as a good 9/11

same

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