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A few weeks ago I made a post that referred to Hillary as "Wobbles" Clinton. How prophetic. I hope this nickname catches on. HILLARY 2016 ! Wobbling towards prosperity! E: And I don't buy this story about her frock rocket falling out. zimboe fucked around with this message at 04:30 on Sep 12, 2016 |
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The thread title made throw up in my mouth a little. Nice going, OP.
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Sep 12, 2016 04:48
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Prorat posted:Some MSM called this whole thing a "stumble" and you wonder why Trump gets cheers when he poo poo talks the media. They treat us like we are blind dumb fucks. Uhh, news flash, most people *are* blind dumb fucks, IMO.
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Sep 12, 2016 07:33
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It wasn't a dildo, it was a custom-fitted obturator to keep her centipedes from escaping and running down her legs. She ain't got pneumonia, she's got a bad case of centipedes. Nothin' a good hearty douche with a can of Raid won't fix. ... Thread title made me gag on my vodka.
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Sep 12, 2016 07:39
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Don't worry, Hillary's not gonna die in office. Zombies are already dead. ... Coming soon to a theatre near you: "Zomhillary! Attack of The Stumbling Dead" zimboe fucked around with this message at 07:44 on Sep 12, 2016 |
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Sep 12, 2016 07:42
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dookifex_maximus posted:unironically punching down isn't cool I disagree with you. It's cool as all hell. And I'm just warming up. You're no fun anymore, noobie.
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Sep 12, 2016 07:48
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Man Whore posted:Hillary gots brain problems, not leg problems Brain centipedes are a stone cold bitch to deal with.
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Sep 12, 2016 09:30
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The play ain't over till the fat lady suddenly liquifies into a pool of ichor with disarticulated bones poking out. ... The purpose of the little ear-dingus is to feed her important instructions from her staff. i.e. "Breathe in....Breathe out. Breathe in...breathe out." E: And she doesn't have pneumonia; she merely suffers from SIHAS (Sudden Involuntary Assal Horizontology Syndrome). zimboe fucked around with this message at 08:32 on Sep 13, 2016 |
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Sep 13, 2016 08:27
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I always thought "dehydrated" was coy talk that means "drunk". Booze does dry you out. ... E: I see a definite trend here: she's perfectly healthy ->crazy conspiracy theories-> alt-right kooks attacking her->just seasonal allergies->she's been talking too much->stumbled->dehydrated->overheated->just a wee touch of pneumonia So then, extrapolating: Just needs a little break->that wasn't a hearse at Chelsea's house->that's not a body bag it's just her summer wardrobe->crazy conspiracy theories->news blackout->that's not a coffin->that's not urine leaking out of that coffin->that's not her coffin-> national day of mourning->Trump 2016 They're gonna stonewall this until they're leaning on her headstone. zimboe fucked around with this message at 08:54 on Sep 13, 2016 |
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Sep 13, 2016 08:34
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Large Glass Bottle of Hard Vacuum 2016!
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Sep 13, 2016 14:22
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Hillary stumbled cuz her hoof fungus has been acting up lately. ... Hillary- the cow that milks YOU.
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