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William F Cuckley posted:did anyone say it's a transponder tuned to the hailing frequency of her home planet alpha draconis yet No she came from inside the hollow earth actually so i don't know why someone would say that
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Sep 12, 2016 01:39
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dookifex_maximus posted:i heard trump is going to kill a live giraffe on the senate floor to show congress he means business He's actually going to slay an elephant so the GOP has to change its logo to him
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Sep 12, 2016 02:08
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he said democratic socialist you assholes please don't misquote Bernie on my comedy forums ever
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Sep 12, 2016 02:31
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If she dies her soul will consume Chelsea's and take over her body anyway nbd
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Sep 12, 2016 02:32
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White Phosphorus posted:The purpose of a political system is to produce competent elite. This Hillary vs. Trump election is the canary in the coalmine signalling that the system has become broken. If no changes are made it will only get worse. Get ready for the Brezhnev Chernenko Andropov combo. That's true, splitting the vote between a joke candidate and a lizard person is pretty much democracy's version of monarchy's inbred simpleton endgame
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Sep 12, 2016 02:48
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It's good, and cool, that the DNC worked to shut out Bernie so they could install a corrupt dying warmonger instead of letting any percentage of our taxes go to helping people, and i am glad of it
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Sep 12, 2016 02:55
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I'm going to be real for a second here, I actually cared for a little bit when it looked like my dude bernie had a chance. His getting wiped out, and the subsequent DNC email leaks detailing the machine behind making sure that would happen, really killed what little hope I had left for politics in general. Anyway watching H-Dawg fall apart like a poorly made simulacrum just short of the finish line is really making me think about believing in stuff again
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Sep 12, 2016 03:04
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i'm obviously voting trump how stupid are you
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Sep 12, 2016 03:08
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that dude's meme backing is ridiculous, they aren't trying to make rare pepe forgeries of hillary are they? No they're not
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Sep 12, 2016 03:09
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Bert Roberge posted:It's ok we deserve Trump. He's gonna be such a great president, and his wall is going to be so great. Such a great wall
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Sep 12, 2016 04:35
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White Phosphorus posted:I don't want to get old
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Sep 12, 2016 04:46
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I hope I die
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Goodtime Pancreas posted:Haha yes "pneumonia." I can't wait for the reports in 20 years about how corrupt all of these people are and Hillary was literally held up with machinery just because it's her turn. To be fair, best president #1 god king FDR was literally held up by machinery/his sons/american cars, but Hillary's no FDR so I'm not really sure why I brought this up. As far as I can tell her beliefs are maybe the polar opposite of the New Deal. Has she announced her plan to murder the head of the TVA and replace them with a Koch brother yet
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I had to look up whether or not the TVA still existed for that post
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Sep 12, 2016 04:58
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There's a timeline where Watergate was never exposed, and Nixon was able to push his national guaranteed minimum income plan through the senate, and in that timeline we won in Vietnam and the idea of making America great again is ridiculous because it never stopped, also the USSR collapsed in 1981 and we have a colony on the moon where we grow the dankest weed you can imagine. In that timeline Bill and Hillary never made it out of Arkansas makes you think
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Sep 12, 2016 05:08
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In that timeline he wasn't expelled from the freemasons before hitting the 33rd degree so
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Sep 12, 2016 05:13
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That's my favorite timeline but it took LBJ kissing MLK on the lips on national TV to make that one happen
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Sep 12, 2016 05:17
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In the corrupted DNC, you need like 40 years worth of favors to get a shot at the big chair. It's the same in the GOP, but it's just a coincidence that the person who dumped all over their cronyism was also old and frail
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Sep 12, 2016 05:22
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Quantum Finger posted:im mildly surprised the rumors of her lovely health turned out to be true. i feel like i'm living in that Borges short story where things become real if enough people perceive them Belief shapes the planes, berk
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Sep 12, 2016 05:39
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Please don't use my excellent point about how great Franklin "Who needs communism when you can quietly integrate socialism like this" Delano "Champion of the working man" Roosevelt was to hype up hillary
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Sep 12, 2016 05:53
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I changed my mind I'm going to write in vote for FDR's beautiful corpse instead of Trump
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Sep 12, 2016 05:54
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If I thought it would work to make me half the man that Franky R was I, too, would marry, diddle, and famously cheat on, my cousin
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Sep 12, 2016 05:59
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Pvt.Scott posted:Pneumonia was pretty drat debilitating when my father managed to get hit with it in his early 40s, and he was physically fit and otherwise healthy. I watched my grandpa slowly die, his wet and ragged gasps sounding eerily like a Mr. Coffee brewing up a fresh pot of java. My grandma almost bit it three times over her last decade of life due to pneumonia, but it was a UTI that went septic that finally got her. Each episode just left her less capable than before. check this out though: It's her turn, and nothing matters we're all going to die soon then oblivion hopefully
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Sep 12, 2016 06:25
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Moon Atari posted:Surely hillary could just transplant a younger person's lungs into her body to hasten her recovery. Maybe do all the organs while they are in there? She might have her parts on a rotating replacement schedule though, like a car. I don't know how the elite do things. This was actually her plan for a long time but then her organs started rejecting and now she has to personally slay each donor for just one of their organs, any more than that and the ritual simply won't work
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Sep 12, 2016 06:45
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I read a thing online on a normal looking news website that said she was taking coumadin, so I'm pretty sure at this point she's doomed to die and honestly being on powerful anticoagulants like that should probably DQ you from the whole political process
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Sep 12, 2016 06:51
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FEMA is actually executing every last native american right now and that's a solid plank in both parties' platforms so i don't know why you'd use that tinfoil hat emoticon
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Sep 12, 2016 06:54
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Donald "Huge Penis" Trump promised not to campaign today so maybe tomorrow he'll give it to ole crooked hillary
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