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dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot

Wall Balls posted:

p impressive how she manages to outlizard donald trump

what's more impressive is americans are too dumb to remember what a neoliberal is and who signed the bill repealing glass steagal

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dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot
I vote we put together a petition to get a constitutional convention going to draft that socialist kid who got her head shot up a little in afghanistan, she really needs to be put in charge of some drones IMO

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot

when youre traveling you're a roman

when you're sick you're a german

on new years eve you're a parthian

in the bathroom you're a teuton

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot
i heard trump is going to kill a live giraffe on the senate floor to show congress he means business

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot

AugmentedVision posted:

everything is way too complicated for anyone to predict and every single prediction based on qualitative reasoning that people make about politics or any other topic is just a product of the the feeble human mind's need to create a narrative out of a chaotic universe

if you're cynical enough and allow for "reactionary progressives" things start to make a lot more sense and become more predictable, but yeah, I was blown away when the first US citizen was killed on US Soil by drone before the first drone terror attack

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot

Bert Roberge posted:

We're just electing a corpse at this point.



remember when Cardinal Hitler Jugend didn't die fast enough so he had to resign so they could appoint Pope Marx I?

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot

AugmentedVision posted:

you need to get blown away literally

no u

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot

Cigstomper58 posted:

he also defined himself as a national socialist so hes not always one to think before he talks

no he didn't he always says social democrat fucktard

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot

B!G_$W@NG@ posted:

It's official DNC policy, there is no plan B.

curiously missing from DNC policy: free elections

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot

Bert Roberge posted:

So where exactly will the campaign go if Hillary dies?

Will they bring Bernie back?




Creepy Uncle Touchy is more likely but we should still agitate for a Sanders/Warren ticket

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot
hurry up and ditch her DNC so we can bern this world empire to tha MOTHAFUCKIN ground

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot

White Phosphorus posted:

The purpose of a political system is to produce competent elite. This Hillary vs. Trump election is the canary in the coalmine signalling that the system has become broken. If no changes are made it will only get worse. Get ready for the Brezhnev Chernenko Andropov combo.

the attitude and behavior of the DNC this campaign is the most important facet of the breakdown of democratic controls in america, if george washington was thomas jefferson, he'd be spinning in his grave right now

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot
AP 9/11/2016 - Frontrunner's façade of health collapses at near free-fall speeds

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot

client posted:

apparently he got sick three weeks after his inauguration and then died 9 days later. according to my advanced calculations, hillary clinton will be dead by next tuesday

never let the truth stand in the way of your hand picked agent in government

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot

Aralan posted:

I'm going to be real for a second here, I actually cared for a little bit when it looked like my dude bernie had a chance. His getting wiped out, and the subsequent DNC email leaks detailing the machine behind making sure that would happen, really killed what little hope I had left for politics in general. Anyway watching H-Dawg fall apart like a poorly made simulacrum just short of the finish line is really making me think about believing in stuff again

this, i'm still harboring a contingency plan to vote trump because of reasons i've mentioned before

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot
remember those three inbred hapsburg scions who primaried against trump and jeb

lmao they never had a loving chance

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot

reallivedinosaur posted:

did you see that video with hillary barking like a dog?

do you think she has barkinsons disease?

clearly pandering to millennials, those fuckin replicant holograms love borkvids

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot

Quantum Finger posted:

i hope time starts to dilate and we never get to the election, just closer and closer in closer in decreasing increments of time as we approach the lolrizon

this is strangely comforting so of course no it will not happen

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot

paul_soccer10 posted:

here comes dat bern

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot

White Phosphorus posted:

Who's voting for Death to America 2016?

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot

Unguided posted:

Hillary should've just stayed home and just let Trump keep talking. That's all she needs to do to win.

nope, her polls dropped during her recent period of silence, and the republicans tried this strategy in the primary

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot
ah, he's an old guy, he came from the times when they had a valid boogeyman like w bush, he doesn't know where to level his hate because he holds women up on some insane pedestal and is thereby blind to her neoliberalism

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot

Aralan posted:

There's a timeline where Watergate was never exposed, and Nixon was able to push his national guaranteed minimum income plan through the senate, and in that timeline we won in Vietnam and the idea of making America great again is ridiculous because it never stopped, also the USSR collapsed in 1981 and we have a colony on the moon where we grow the dankest weed you can imagine. In that timeline Bill and Hillary never made it out of Arkansas makes you think

Sorry, doesn't even seem plausible. Us "in the know" are aware that is was the fact that he was trying to save his legacy by instituting real reforms near the end of his last term is exactly what got him in the hot water.

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot
there is however a universe where nixon was likable enough to get into office without becoming corrupt and he took the "great society" and expanded it with single payer and the basic minimum income

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot
oh sweet a classical reference I don't get

*googles*

goddamn 40k nerds

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot
*carefully totters around the truth, and uses words like pivoting*

i'm here to bring you everything you've ever wanted from the mean ol' white male elite

*rides the glass ceiling climbers*

just a little higher now!

*gets above the glass ceiling, applies a few more coatings of antifemme for the white male elite*

you need to re-elect me so that I can finally destroy this glass ceiling forever!

*applies a coating of antinegro and antifemme*

*lives above the underclasses for all time, until William Rutherford Bush Clitonius III abdicates due to madness, resuming global war*

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot
i would never betray of myself the visage of the tinfoil man. i will sit, and i will wait. I will vote and i will wait. I will wait and i will wait. I will vote and I will vote. I will never presume to have a voice in the democratic process, that is for my betters, it is by will alone i stop my mind for this campaign season

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot
*carefully compares today's press missives against 2 dimensional ideological chart*

I'm gonna be a centrist forever, no matter where politics goes

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot

Code Jockey posted:

I cannot wait to see the debates, it's going to be so good this year

it could be anything....


it could even be a boat!

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot

zimboe posted:

It wasn't a dildo, it was a custom-fitted obturator to keep her centipedes from escaping and running down her legs.

She ain't got pneumonia, she's got a bad case of centipedes. Nothin' a good hearty douche with a can of Raid won't fix.
...
Thread title made me gag on my vodka.

unironically punching down isn't cool

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot
you have to attack her where she is strong, you give her strength by attacking her where she's weak

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot

zimboe posted:

You're no fun anymore, noobie.

*farts*

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot
BERN THIS MOTHER DOWN

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot
♪im bernin im bernin im bernin for you♫

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot

LT56 posted:

,. it pronounced fi yad ?

archdoge giuseppe fiyadorio

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot

quote:

#1 Matthew Berzun … Ambassador to UK
#2 Julius Genachowski … Former chairman to FCC
#3 Frank Sanchez…. Under secretary of commerce
#8 Kirk Wagner… Ambassador to Singapore
#9 Alan Solomont … Ambassador to Spain
#11 John Roos… Ambassador to Japan
#12 Nicole Avant… Ambassador to Bahamas
#13 Eileen Chamberlain Donahoe … Ambassador to the UN
#16 Steve Westly – CFO of California
#17 Don Beyer – Ambassador to Switzerland
#21 Don Gips – Ambassador to South Africa
#22 Howard Gutman – Ambassador to Belgium
#24 Cynthia Stroum – Ambassador to Luxembourg
#27 Mark Gilbert – Ambassador to New Zealand
#31 Norm Eisen – Ambassador to Czech Republic
#37 Bruce Oreck – Ambassador to Finland
#43 Tony West – deputy Attorney General
#45 Bill Kennard – Ambassador to EU


wtf is cfo of california, does the fed appoint a colonial governor to CA in the guise of a count accountant?

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot

Guy Goodbody posted:

“I told you about the gig I lost at a University because she so overcharged them they came under heat and couldn’t any fees for awhile. I should send her a bill.”

her worst crime yet, hogging the gravy boat

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot
giving an inch to anybody makes you a sucker, i hope we can be free of suckers as soon as we carpet nuke earth

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dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot

Gianthogweed posted:

Is Trump/Clinton/Soros part of a conspiratorial triumvirate meant to overthrow the Republic? Which one is Caesar?

obama is caesar because of his drones, full head a hair, height and accusations of homosexuality, soros is pompeiius magnus because of his money, rotundity and age and hillary is servillia junia silanis because of the glass ceiling and burgeoning feminist movement

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