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irlZaphod
Mar 26, 2004

Kiss the Joycon to Kiss Zelda



drat, MJ with the sick burn...

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Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



September 19, 2016

It's a good thing Spider-Man is invulnerable to shotguns! Oh wait.

Endless Mike fucked around with this message at 14:33 on Sep 19, 2016

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

irlZaphod posted:



drat, MJ with the sick burn...

MJ Kinda turns into a man in the third panel. Not that there's anything wrong with that :ninja:

ColdPie
Jun 9, 2006

Esme posted:

Also the central conflicts of the very second storyline are apparently "Peter debunks sexual harassment charges against his buddy while navigating his wife's inept attempts to help with his job/do anything besides lounge around the bedroom in a negligee all day" which is so sexist it somehow wraps back around to funny :shepface:

This is quickly followed by a discussion about "females" on the Internet.

Zero_Tactility
Nov 25, 2007

Look into my eyes.

ColdPie posted:

This is quickly followed by a discussion about "females" on the Internet.
And then... SABRETOOTH!

TwoPair
Mar 28, 2010

Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta
Grimey Drawer

Endless Mike posted:

September 19, 2016

It's a good thing Spider-Man is invulnerable to shotguns! Oh wait.

I seriously love that JJJ is about to open fire indoors on a superhero just because of letting a few ants in his place.

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth

TwoPair posted:

I seriously love that JJJ is about to open fire indoors on a superhero just because of letting a few ants in his place.

Orkin refuses to return his calls after he tried to get them to fumigate his office for spiders.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



September 20, 2016


Spider-Man actually does something smart!

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

Jaxxon: Still not the stupidest thing from the expanded universe.



Endless Mike posted:

September 20, 2016


Spider-Man actually does something smart!

Oh no! Jonah mutated! Now he has two heads. He can belittle robbie snd fire parker at the same time!

Bongo Bill
Jan 17, 2012

bunnyofdoom posted:

Oh no! Jonah mutated! Now he has two heads. He can belittle robbie snd fire parker at the same time!

The J. is for Janus.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
it is easy to hide in the periwinkle void

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Serious Frolicking posted:

it is easy to hide in the periwinkle void

Just like dogs, J Jonah Jamesons can't look up.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Monaghan posted:

It's cool that brick layers get to wear labcoats in the marvel U.

I like to think the happy boy is screaming "MOOORRREEEE CEMEEEENT JOSHUA!!" in a mad scientist voice.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



September 21, 2016

JJJ knows that Hank Pym was the first Ant-Man but didn't know there was an Ant-Man five minutes (strip time) ago.

Opposing Farce
Apr 1, 2010

Ever since our drop-off service, I never read a book.
There's always something else around, plus I owe the library nineteen bucks.
scott he's literally just repeating the thing you told him thirty seconds ago

joehonkie
Jan 12, 2006

I'm a member of STARS.
The saddest Jameson.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

joehonkie posted:

The saddest Jameson.

Mods? Name/avatar change?

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


joehonkie posted:

The saddest Jameson.



Avatar-sized:

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


Jerusalem posted:

Just like dogs, J Jonah Jamesons can't look up.

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

irlZaphod posted:



drat, MJ with the sick burn...

Is this the same doctor who told Spider-Man that he had a brain tumor, right before he ran into his arch-nemesis?

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

Daddy Warlord
of the
Children of the Corn


or something...

C. Everett Koop posted:

Is this the same doctor who told Spider-Man that he had a brain tumor, right before he ran into his arch-nemesis?

FAPPO!

Psychedelicatessen
Feb 17, 2012


The fappo comic was the funniest thing I had ever seen back in the day, but somehow the real thing is even funnier.

irlZaphod
Mar 26, 2004

Kiss the Joycon to Kiss Zelda

I think I've only ever seen the photoshop. Does anyone have the original?

FronzelNeekburm
Jun 1, 2001

STOP, MORTTIME

irlZaphod posted:

I think I've only ever seen the photoshop. Does anyone have the original?

It's in the OP's archive from March 2003:


Most of the others are from within a few months of that.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



September 22, 2016

X-O
Apr 28, 2002

Long Live The King!

"I'm surprised you knew Doc's name. Especially considering I literally told you a couple sentences ago!"

The continuity we've all come to love from Newspaper Spider-Man.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


FronzelNeekburm posted:

It's in the OP's archive from March 2003:

Oh my god, the original is even better than the edit! :allears:

Duke Igthorn
Oct 11, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Ant-Man, known for being the size of a gnat.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Well, he is objectively smaller than an ant. He's riding one in every panel and it's at least twice his size

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

To be fair, he could just be the size of a smaller ant. There are many kinds of them.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



September 23, 2016


No wonder everyone hates you, Pete.

Opposing Farce
Apr 1, 2010

Ever since our drop-off service, I never read a book.
There's always something else around, plus I owe the library nineteen bucks.
Life's hard when you have the proportional responsibility of a spider. Peter's gotta blow off steam somehow.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Look at that ants face :3:

Yvonmukluk
Oct 10, 2012

Everything is Sinister


SynthOrange posted:

Look at that ants face :3:

Is that the Newspaperverse Antony?

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007



Next week's drama is going to be Pete worring about blowing his identity by using his credit card.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
:allears:

SpiritOfLenin
Apr 29, 2013

be happy :3


Never change Newspaper Spiderman, never change.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Please let them get a lovely compact and have a long, uncomfortable road-trip squashed in with each other constantly complaining :allears:

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007



So much for secret identities.

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Otherkinsey Scale
Jul 17, 2012

Just a little bit of sunshine!
"Billifold" is right up there with "monthly tarriff".

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