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Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

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David D. Davidson
Nov 17, 2012

Orca lady?
Wanna at least give Bruce your coat, Peter?

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

David D. Davidson posted:

Wanna at least give Bruce your coat, Peter?

* Hands over Spidey suit by mistake *

Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!


Bruce how high are you right now

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

They'll vaporize the key, that way there is no way that the Hulk will ever be able to get out.

Begemot
Oct 14, 2012

The One True Oden

David D. Davidson posted:

Wanna at least give Bruce your coat, Peter?

In Florida? Bruce is the most comfortable person in that car.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Oh no, Bruce's face is chipping apart and falling to pieces like an old statue's penis exposed to years of acid rain :ohdear:

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

Begemot posted:

In Florida? Bruce is the most comfortable person in that car.

He's going to be wearing a coat made of mosquitoes soon enough anyway. Maybe Pete can whip up a blood transfusion from them.

Kurui Reiten
Apr 24, 2010

Begemot posted:

In Florida? Bruce is the most comfortable person in that car.

I was going to correct you with "boat", but this being the NSM gang with special guest star Peter's Ever Lovin' Brown Eyed Radiation Cousin, they probably are actually Flintstone-ing a car through the shallows.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

Cabbit posted:

He's going to be wearing a coat made of mosquitoes soon enough anyway. Maybe Pete can whip up a blood transfusion from them.

If the mosquitoes suck Bruce's blood, do they turn into hulk mosquitoes?

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

EorayMel posted:

If the mosquitoes suck Bruce's blood, do they turn into hulk mosquitoes?

I feel like we'll learn the answer to this before the arc's done.

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

David D. Davidson posted:

Wanna at least give Bruce your coat, Peter?

He's still hiding the Spider-Man uniform so, no.

(The writer already forgot about that plot point)

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Samuringa posted:

He's still hiding the Spider-Man uniform so, no.

(The writer already forgot about that plot point)

I am shocked the costume is not hanging out all the time

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
They'll try to lock him up, then he'll wake up again a few miles away with a slightly longer list of offences and the cycle will begin anew.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
normally, local cops would do their best to steer clear of the hulk. in nsm, they will probably point guns at him while making fun of his haircut.

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness

EorayMel posted:

If the mosquitoes suck Bruce's blood, do they turn into hulk mosquitoes?
Based on that Hulk movie with Edward Norton, yes, because he was worried when a drop of his blood might have ended up in a jar of food and mosquitoes have a far more intimate relationship with the blood

...but in NSM canon it's just as likely they get their mosquito x-gene activated and become magneto mosquitos

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Going by spider man origin they should become heroic hulk-mosquitoes.

The bitey ones are all female, so they should turn into hypersexualised versions that are a bit taller.

Stahlgeist
Nov 19, 2009

DACK FAYDEN posted:

Based on that Hulk movie with Edward Norton, yes, because he was worried when a drop of his blood might have ended up in a jar of food and mosquitoes have a far more intimate relationship with the blood

...but in NSM canon it's just as likely they get their mosquito x-gene activated and become magneto mosquitos

Magnitoes.

It's great that Banner sought out Dr. Connors, having read his research about how he uncontrollably turns into a The Lizard, to ask for help on how to prevent himself from uncontrollably turning into a The Hulk. Did he miss the part where Connors hasn't figured out how to not be a The Lizard yet?

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007



The amazing useless peter parker!

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


I don't know.

Murdstone fucked around with this message at 01:48 on Dec 29, 2017

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

Stahlgeist posted:

Magnitoes.

It's great that Banner sought out Dr. Connors, having read his research about how he uncontrollably turns into a The Lizard, to ask for help on how to prevent himself from uncontrollably turning into a The Hulk. Did he miss the part where Connors hasn't figured out how to not be a The Lizard yet?

he's only done it one time in nsm, and instead of immediately shooting up some lizard serum when his life got rough he did a bunch of normal illegal drugs instead. strangely, nsm connors has his poo poo way more together than other versions.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Yeah the number of times Connors has lizarded up in main continuity takes him from sympathetic scientist who fell to hubris to criminally insane jackass.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Synthbuttrange posted:



The amazing useless peter parker!

I seem to recall a time when he made a working speedboat out of webbing

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

bobkatt013 posted:

I seem to recall a time when he made a working speedboat out of webbing

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Johnny Walker posted:

I don't know.



:randno:

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.



The 60s cartoon was more insane than the newspaper strip in its own way.

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

:hmmorks: :orks:


Lurdiak posted:

The 60s cartoon was more insane than the newspaper strip in its own way.

A lot of LSD went into making that cartoon happen.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007


rip connors,

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

So MJ has a self-blaming guilt complex. That explains a lot.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



mind the walrus posted:

So MJ has a self-blaming guilt complex. That explains a lot.

That's why she married Pete. He's her penance for stealing that candy bar in seventh grade.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
"But what about my guilt?" MJ cries over a dying and bleeding man.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Push El Burrito posted:

"But what about my guilt?" MJ cries over a dying and bleeding man.
I mean, nothing else has happened for the past week. They must have been really deep in the Everglades.

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
Given NSM science I'm surprised they haven't done a makeshift blood transfusion in the middle of the swamp.

David D. Davidson
Nov 17, 2012

Orca lady?

Samuringa posted:

Given NSM science I'm surprised they haven't done a makeshift blood transfusion in the middle of the swamp.

...yet.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?


That fifth panel is haunting me.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?
Conner’s face looks like it’s melting

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
I think Connor is just black out drunk.

Buckets
Apr 10, 2009

...THE CHILD...
Conner's got the ol' Trump neck waddle going on in the fifth panel.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

ArmyOfMidgets posted:



That fifth panel is haunting me.

Thanks to the colorist, it looks like Peter's nose is covered in cocaine.

"Shhhh-brrrr-AAAaahMary Jane, I just got a grrrRRreat idea!!"

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EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

davidspackage posted:

Thanks to the colorist, it looks like Peter's nose is covered in cocaine.

"Shhhh-brrrr-AAAaahMary Jane, I just got a grrrRRreat idea!!"

The scarface cocaine mountain scene but with NSM peter

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