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The Question IRL posted:So doesn't Spidey admitting to having a camera basically blow apart his secret identity? Nah, plenty of people have cameras. Now, if he tries to sell those specific shots somewhere as Peter Parker, maybe?
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Tiggum posted:"Parker! These shots could only have been taken by someone in the room! Now don't lie to me, you bought them from Spider-Man, didn't you! That's plagiarism! Now get out of my office, I'm trying to figure out Spider-Man's secret identity!" I can see this being the outcome too, yes. I mean, everybody in newspaper Spider-Man is dumb enough to believe that.
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Nov 10, 2016 18:14
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Okay, this is the best outcome. Also JJJ's reaction is great.
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BROCK LESBIAN posted:Even after the things Jonah did in your old car? There's got to be more than one car rental company in the greater New York area. Even if it means going to... New Jersey.
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Nov 22, 2016 16:45
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Manatee Cannon posted:it's thor and This would be perfect but it will never happen but if it did I would literally squee.
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Nov 29, 2016 04:27
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Endless Mike posted:Until I am proven otherwise, I am assuming his quest is to find the tastiest cheeseburger on Earth. Sounds like a problem that NSM can handle!
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Nov 29, 2016 14:31
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Weekday colorist can't even agree with himself now.
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Synthbuttrange posted:
Kwyndig posted:Weekday colorist can't even agree with himself now. This is Sarge's third hair color in as many appearances.
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Dec 3, 2016 17:42
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Lurdiak posted:I wonder when someone's going to realize Kree are supposed to be blue. That's not a mask? Wait, that ISN'T a mask!  Colorist!
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Dec 6, 2016 15:19
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Yeah, your bones and skin are pretty strong, but they're not strong enough to handle super muscles, hell, they're barely strong enough to handle your regular muscles. Athletes tear tendons, break bones, and rip skin all the time if they mess up their form or slip and fall at speed. To be super-strong you'd also need super-durability, realistically, or your body would tear itself apart whenever you went all out.
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Dec 16, 2016 16:25
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Here's an instructional video about bone breaking without any gross dudes spraying blood all over the place. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LSB4StMu5c
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CapnAndy posted:Even at his buffest in the comics Superman still isn't that muscled, just in good trim, especially compared to how strong he is. Which actually makes sense -- if you're Superman and you have to lift something like a mountain range before you start putting in more effort than normal, how are you gonna bulk up, exactly? Do reps with the Moon? Kirkman actually came up with a solution for that in Invincible at one point. You take the hardest material you've got, and then you increase the effective weight of the rep by pushing back with a magnetic field. Assuming you're already dealing with comic book science there's no reason it wouldn't function as a workout routine, albeit an expensive one (all that magnetic 'force' has to come from electricity, after all).
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Mierenneuker posted:Never before have I been so happy seeing a raccoon come out of a smoldering pile of thrash. God bless us, every one.
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RandomFerret posted:RIP Morrie Turner Kudos to him for having one hell of a buffer though.
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Endless Mike posted:Oh cool, Weekend Rocket flew in a Saiyan ball ship. Looks better than that yellow tube he flew on the weekdays.
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ArmyOfMidgets posted:I don't know what I want more, them having to explain Rocket to whoever's at the front desk or the last room having just been rented.... to Ronan! DemonTrigger posted:I really hope that Rocket ends up calling one of the beds and Peter has to sleep on the floor instead. I'm not sure which of these I want to see more.
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Asleep, fully clothed, except for the raccoon, who is naked. Edit
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Lurdiak posted:You're seriously asking me if I want the setup to Spider-Baby's Day Out or not? Oh man, now I want Stan Lee/whoever's writing NSM to get really confused and think that ASM:RYV is now canon in whatever crazy universe they're using.
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Jan 19, 2017 11:34
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Lamont Cranston posted:i guess they took the time to rearrange all the furniture before they went to sleep? I was so distracted by the nude raccoon I didn't even notice that.
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Tiggum posted:Does Spider-Man have organic web-shooters in this one and so his daughter also has that ability, or did she steal his web-shooting device? And are some of those webs anchored to bedclothes? How are they holding in place? That's a webshooter in the lower right, it just malfunctioned because a certain little girl has no idea how to operate it.
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Manatee Cannon posted:we're gonna find out that the parkers are high as a kite at some point and none of this ever happened This made me realize I had completely forgot that he drove a car with his wife in full costume, that's how crazy this drat storyline is. Peter losing a fight to a dog over a trash can would actually be normal compared to some of the stuff that's been in this arc.
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let's give the raccoon a lift
what? no. we can't stop here. this is bat country
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Mikl posted:Calling it now: sometime next week Rocket walks into the motel room, dumps a bunch of trash on the floor and wakes up Peter and MJ saying "here's breakfast!" or something like that. Assuming he can beat up a dog, that has to be where this is going.
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Unkempt posted:I want the motel manager to come out and find the Parkers' weird halloween kid fighting dogs for scraps and call child protection services. I... would also accept this as a result, because it would be un-loving-believable. 
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I can't even imagine how bad that sandwich must have tasted then.
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Jan 23, 2017 07:10
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X-O posted:Stan Lee probably has no idea that NSM is still a thing. He's probably not had a hand in it in over 20 years. This is sadly almost certainly the case. Smiling Stan's ghostwriter, however, has been hitting it out of the park.
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Weekend artist doesn't know nobody uses those televisions anymore.
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Alhazred posted:I'm starting to wonder why Spider-Man is even needed. Even MJ is more useful than he is right now. Somebody has to drive the car while everyone else works the gadgets.
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I wouldn't use magnetic sealing, too vulnerable to dicks with high powered electromagnets.
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Ferrule posted:"Trash can. Remember a trash can." Wyld Stallyns!  Actually, has there been any time travel plots in NSM?
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Elfface posted:Actually, so long as you cover the head-holes, you can last quite a while in vacuum. It's a myth that it's freezing. In fact, it's most likely to be way too hot, because there's no atmosphere between you and the sun. Depends on where you are in space. If you're around Earth orbit and in direct sunlight, you'll rapidly heat up yeah. If you're in the vicinity of say, Pluto, you'll rapidly freeze.
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ArmyOfMidgets posted:Yeah, it probably means you joined an X-Men team. Ouch
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Technically Ronan is an foreign alien combatant.
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Obviously they don't know poo poo about the Van der Waals force interactions that actually let things stick to walls and are instead assuming Spider-Man stuck via some kind of adhesive. DARPA's Z Man project showed that a mere 16 square inches of contact would support 660 pounds with their prototype tech. The proportional sticking ability of a spider would probably work a lot better, but even with just that Spider-man requires only about four square inches to support his own weight, or the surface of his feet and hands (although he'd have to use his palms, not his fingertips).
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Myrddin_Emrys posted:Get a load of this guy I felt like doing some basic research. Also, who doesn't like dunking on Cambridge science?
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This storyline keeps getting crazier and crazier. Aside from MJ hiring a crew of day laborers to work Ronan like a puppet I can't predict where this is going.
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Apes-Ma posted:I'm just dissapointed Groot hasn't shown up yet. The writers will get really confused why everyone keeps saying that and next arc will feature first appearance Groot.
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ArmyOfMidgets posted:Nonono, he's said the same thing over and over again all week, but nobody's explained poo poo yet. That's because there's still no time to explain. He knows how time passes in the newspaper-verse so if he just does it instead of explaining it maybe the arc will actually finish this month.
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How the hell does this comic keep doing this? Every time I think I've got it figured out, the writer(s) manage to asspull something even more dumb.
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