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One More Day: Still as stupid today as it was a decade again and no less incoherent.
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Jan 25, 2017 17:06
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I guess Rocket got hit with pym particles between panel 1 and panel 2.
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Jan 28, 2017 06:37
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Mover posted:I just really don't feel like a dormant volcano coming to life is a sound I should be expected to be familiar with To be fair you're not a superhero who probably hears that every other week
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Feb 12, 2017 08:38
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Ikasuhito posted:I like to think Ronans doing a little celebratory fist pump down there in the first panel. It's this  but from the other side.
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Feb 13, 2017 05:44
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Why can't I rate this thread higher than 5?
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Feb 13, 2017 16:11
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flosofl posted:Wow. Really committing to that
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Feb 17, 2017 20:38
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"Delusions of Adequacy" is the most perfect summary of Newspaper Spider-Man imaginable.
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Feb 18, 2017 06:08
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techknight posted:NSM Theatre #4 Oh come on I can't rate this thread a 6.
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Feb 25, 2017 04:25
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Don't lie to me, that's Harry Osborne.
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Feb 28, 2017 17:34
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Synthbuttrange posted:
oh god help i can't stop laughing
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Mar 3, 2017 05:35
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Jerusalem posted:Is that disappointment in MJ's voice? And hope in Rocket's? Does MJ ever not have disappointment in her voice?
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Mar 6, 2017 16:40
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enigmahfc posted:I so wish that NSM just took a turn for the "gently caress this", and would solve all his problems with snapping necks. Bricks don't have necks.
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Mar 8, 2017 22:35
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Push El Burrito posted:Star Lord's mask lets him survive space but doesn't cover his head. Space helmets are magic. That is because Star Lord is an alien, duh.
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Mar 10, 2017 20:58
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Synthbuttrange posted:
I really really genuinely hope the cops just stop the Sentry. No superhero help or anything.
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Mar 12, 2017 16:22
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Synthbuttrange posted:
I know it won't but it'd own if Rocket was just bullshitting Peter until Ronan died.
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Mar 16, 2017 05:09
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Synthbuttrange posted:
... the entire storyline was a setup for this strip, wasn't it?
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Mar 25, 2017 02:44
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I'd like us all just to take a moment to reflect that the plot of this comic is that the supermodel actress wife of Spider-Man is bribing a man and his 'day laborers' to carry the corpse/unconscious body of an invading space alien to Albuquerque so that some he can be used to stop a giant robot from killing Spider-Man and a space raccoon.
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Mar 28, 2017 05:07
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Cat Mattress posted:By the time they've finished recapping their plan (which is just "we're gonna use Ronan, somehow") the sentry will have finished shrooming everything in sight and fall back to sleep mode. In a nutty way, Newspidey will win. Will anyone really miss Albuquerque?
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Apr 3, 2017 18:59
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I think pointless repetition belongs in the Spider-Man thread.
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Apr 3, 2017 22:08
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Apr 3, 2017 22:19
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redbackground posted:Witcher reboot lookin' good. You mean Nioh.
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Apr 4, 2017 21:08
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Lurdiak posted:Well he's been public domain for a while, there's nothing stopping anyone from trying something more interesting. I think you need to be a way, way, way bigger rear end in a top hat than anyone who posts on these forums to truly make Stardust.
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Apr 9, 2017 02:27
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Lurdiak posted:Get Garth Ennis on the phone. I don't think even Garth Ennis's family would cheer when he froze to death penniless on a bench.
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Apr 9, 2017 02:36
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Did you ever know that Newspaper Spider-Man is my hero?
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Apr 10, 2017 20:53
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This made my day just a little bit brighter.
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Apr 11, 2017 03:13
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Onmi posted:Those aren't Gundam. Those are Mocks from Gundam Build Fighters.
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Apr 12, 2017 21:44
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Payndz posted:Can't he just patent his web formula and sell the rights to 3M or DuPont or whoever for a fortune? Maybe if action wasn't his reward he might be able to afford a car. Or even a cab. The canonical argument is "nobody wanted to buy a fast-setting adhesive that cleanly and safely dissolves in an hour." Which is, of course, laughable but yep.
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Apr 13, 2017 22:45
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So I guess in space they have eggs, butter and cheese but not raccoons.
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Apr 19, 2017 03:24
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Raskolnikov38 posted:what did throwing ronan at the sentry even do other than shut the shroom beam off for however many seconds it took to put ronan on the ground It did let Spider-Man get close enough to tear his head open so I guess it worked.
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Apr 22, 2017 02:32
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God, whatever the next arc is, it's going to be do disappointing after the nonstop glorious amazement of this one.
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Apr 24, 2017 03:52
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Lurdiak posted:"Hey web-head, help me cram Ronan into this, uh, 'Transport Module'!" This is a wonderful thing.
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Apr 24, 2017 05:28
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graham cracker posted:Maybe someone mistook his spaceship for a trash can and he's got plenty of NSM to read on his way home. Why would NSM be in a trash can? That doesn't even make sense.
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Apr 28, 2017 17:12
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freshlybaked posted:Why in the world does his spider-sense care if two people are fighting outside? Does it go off whenever he's at the store and someone gets into an argument with the cashier? Spider-Man's spider sense has always basically done whatever the plot demands as long as 'danger' works into it somehow. He's sensed dudes with guns hidden on them or people walking by who might spot him but failed to notice, say, bricks that are about to hit his stupid head.
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May 10, 2017 08:10
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I'm not going to lie, if Mole Man just vanishes after this strip it would be sort of perfect.
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May 12, 2017 04:06
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LadyPictureShow posted:Oh my God, I can't believe Moleman's underground wedding was seven years ago. It was?! Oh Jesus, no.
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May 15, 2017 20:55
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Kurui Reiten posted:Peter, there's a difference between "fame" and "infamy".... Hey, the President of the UNited States got Spider-Man onto a plane.
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May 16, 2017 05:15
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X-O posted:Any job where Peter has to keep to a rigid schedule and has any real responsibility is the worst possible choice for him. Being a teacher provided fun stories at times but it never made sense to me why he would ever think that was a good idea in any way because it definitely wasn't. It makes as much sense as any job does. If you have to ask how the timing works out it's basically the same as any hero with a job and for Spider-Man "a job with real responsibility' is absolutely the best choice for the dude who doesn't shut up about power and the responsibility it carries.
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May 17, 2017 17:26
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"I can vouch for this supervillain who has attempted to murder the Fantastic Four on multiple occasions!"
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"Haha, remember the time I kidnapped you in an attempt to force you to marry me?" "Oh, Mole Man, good times!"
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