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Sep 24, 2007

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That is an excellent​ Next tag.

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Sep 24, 2007

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IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT THE ACTUAL WORD IS ROCKET, IT'S JUST THE FOURTH THING YOU POINT AT

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Sep 24, 2007

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those feet just sticking out :xd:

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Ferrule posted:

the movie studio paid for first class digs but not a plane ticket.

WAY BACK IN NOVEMBER



But you are in fact, still correct.

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Sep 24, 2007

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Kwyndig posted:

Does Manhattan have rent tariff control? If so, they're still paying 1970's rent tariffs :v:

redbackground fucked around with this message at 18:49 on May 2, 2017

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Sep 24, 2007

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Those are clearly Mole Man glasses, so :yossame: as well

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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

he's keeping up by using his whackin' stick as a pogo stick

Newspaper Spider-Man/DuckTales crossover confirmed!

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Sep 24, 2007

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Never thought that the comic storyline I'm most invested in in the year 2017 is the one about how thirsty Mole Man is for the elderly.

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Jerusalem posted:

"Well he was just literally beating us up with a stick..... but okay!"
I bet if that was "Soul Man", things would have turned out much differently.

redbackground fucked around with this message at 02:37 on May 26, 2017

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Sep 24, 2007

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Peter's face in the first panel is the embodiment of hoping for that sweet release of death.

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Sep 24, 2007

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Looked up Tyrannus at the Marvel wiki, and he uh, did not look how I thought he would.

I expected something more...dinosaur-y.

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Sep 24, 2007

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Can Mole Man not just pick up and move his operation to like Mammoth Cave or some other dank shithole? There's not exactly a shortage of underground.

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Sep 24, 2007

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Begemot posted:

Because that's where Aunt May lives!

I was going to say "Not for much longer!" but then I forgot that Aunt May will never die, no matter how old and decrepit she gets.

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Sep 24, 2007

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Zeeman posted:

And even if she does, it'll just be revealed to be an actress hired by Norman Osborn

:pulls mask off:

"Rocket Raccoon?!"

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Sep 24, 2007

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How does taking over the entire world even work? That seems awfully difficult and not worth the amount of concentrated, extended effort needed to even do that. Like, managing the sheer number of forces to keep all 196 countries in line, including disaster areas like North Korea and poo poo, some of which have literal billions of people? I'm exhausted just thinking about it. Mole Man just needs to calm the gently caress down about the stupid thing some idiot said to him.

redbackground fucked around with this message at 03:43 on Jun 7, 2017

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CapnAndy posted:

I'm gonna take the "Tyrannus in disguise" dark horse.

Aww, that's what I was gonna say.

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Sep 24, 2007

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Turns out the wrong version of the last strip was mistakenly uploaded to Comics Kingdom. I was able to locate the original file:

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Raskolnikov38 posted:

also who is rocket going to tell in space

rocket: yo peter parker is spiderman
everyone but ronan: who is who now?

ronan :rip:

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Sep 24, 2007

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what the gently caress peter

what the gently caress


"As their name implies, bluebirds are bright red!"

"Because as you know, the Canadian river otter spends all its time in the Great Plains!"

"Ah, the ring-tailed possum, the only animal in the entire world with no tail at all!"

redbackground fucked around with this message at 15:17 on Jun 19, 2017

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Sep 24, 2007

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Lobok posted:

The bearcat is not a bear and it's not a cat.
The electric eel isn't even an eel despite being probably the most popularly known eel.
A red panda isn't actually a panda.
Killer whales are dolphins.

And the names for titmice and horny toads should also arouse your suspicions!

Our zoo has a red panda and it is the cutest drat thing on the planet :3:

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Sep 24, 2007

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One died :(

I think they've maybe brought another in since, I forget.

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Zeeman posted:

http://edis.ifas.ufl.edu/uw362


I cannot loving believe this is a real thing

IT'S STILL NOT AN ACTUAL ARMADILLO YOU JUST CALLED IT THAT BECAUSE IT WAS FUN TO SAY ALLITERATIVELY WHEN YOU INSULTED IT, PETER!

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Sep 24, 2007

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ZeroCount posted:

Untrue, I would never leave my subterranean gooncave for anything as trivial as the love of a woman

But what about free wheatcakes for life?!

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Sep 24, 2007

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Malachite_Dragon posted:

I... :psyduck: that's even stupider than what I was expecting, and I wasn't expecting anything.

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Sep 24, 2007

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Finally remembered what this reminded me of:

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Sep 24, 2007

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Endless Mike posted:

You can call me Melvin, and Melvin if you call me you can call me May

A man walks down the street
He says why am I short of attention
Got a short little span of attention


That verse is literally about Newspaper Spider-Man


e:
What if I die here
Who'll be my mole-model
Now that my mole-model is
Gone Gone

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