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goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Ronan has come in search of the rogue chroma-shifter that got loose.

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goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Reed and Sue just pull up in a car with the kids in the back and tell Ronan to calm the gently caress down and have a snickersHostess fruit pie.

Then he hops in the back, they all leave, and Spider-man wakes up a winner again.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Ronan, dude, I'm pretty sure that lets you fly

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Everyone's a teke.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer

Mikl posted:

Yep, this. And I can't find it either. I did find this though: :nms: linked x-ray picture of a broken arm :nms:

According to the Wikipedia page, broken arms occour quite often because the arm bone is not designed to take stress in the direction required by arm wrestling.

It happened at the world's strongest man one year, when they still had arm wrestling in it. Steroids just can't give you adamantium bones.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
I thought newspaper FF already knew who he was.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Another sentry.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Rom.

Because Stan Lee forgot he doesn't have the rights.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

how did he escape from being held on top of an open hand???? also, pretty safe bet that gun is traced from something and that future strips will use tracings of different sci fi guns.

That would fit pretty well with him carrying an endless arsenal of weapons.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer

Payndz posted:

So Rocket is a psychopath who shoots people for not knowing his name? Clearly the good guy.

Totally in character.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
His universal translator is doing the best it can.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
It's just matching his own random shifts in size. Ronan's universal weapon was scaling as well, so it must be a cosmic thing.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer

BROCK LESBIAN posted:

MJ's hair blended so well I thought Spider-Man's back was yelling "So am I!"

Just ant man hitching a ride.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
He's going to get some very unfavourable reviews in the Daily Bugle and end up in a fistfight with JJJ.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer

Ikasuhito posted:

Ed. For God's sake Pete take off your shoes when your in bed!

The sheets would stick to his feet.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
His super power is all about him being able to stick to things. Anti-gravity could keep him away from surfaces.

Rocket is now his mortal enemy.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
To be fair, ancient aliens in Marvel are less of a conspiracy and more of an occasional decrease in property values.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
How big is Petroglyph national park? Are they going to fight on top of some priceless archaeology?

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
They get all the way there and Rocket tells him "Quill says quit it". Then they go home.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer

Manatee Cannon posted:

the phoenix gets lost and mistakenly chooses mj as its host because she has red hair and that's literally the only prerequisite. spider-man gets hit with a shard of rocket's broken gun offscreen and passes out

dark mj storyline starts with the death of ronan. can iron jonah save the day?

That would involve maximum opportunity for MJ cheesecake. I'm surprised they've not done it already.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer

Slammy posted:

Archie (October, 1955, click for big)


Just to crosspost in case someone could use it.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer

Choco1980 posted:

This looks like a job for the Mavericks!

That's a surprisingly powerful lineup. Even if one of them is a (presumably dead) Skrull.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
If you're in space around Pluto you've probably got bigger problems.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JrSGXzgXNTQ

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
She should drag the body out there with her. Any meth'd-up trucker would pick up an attractive lady with a curio-corpse.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer

Jukebox Hero posted:

20$ and a bunch of yarn for our Ronan to shrug off effortlessly

What child actor could correctly capture the horrifying intensity of Rocket's alien fury when wearing the raccoon pajamas though

Get Peter Dinklage to do it.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
It's an artisanal rampage.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Just ask Garth Ennis to write some plots for antihero Stardust, then give those scripts to the staff writers and tell to come up with a method for the heroes to un-gently caress it.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
He's well out of his grace period. Completely anticipated himself by leaving piles of the stuff all over the place where anyone could pick it up.

/patentexaminer

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Doesn't matter, counts as being made publicly available. Probably the most common mistake by the private inventor in the first-to-file system.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Peter. You drove there. In your hire car.

You might want to go and get that back.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Spiderman needs skyscrapers to fight the Vulture. So only if they're going to spend all the time in a flat desert.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Yes.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Peter should just be a photographer. Freelance for AP or whatever. Turn up to a few red carpets and get the best vantage points. Become the ultimate spider-pap.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
He just told him who he is. Mole man has Dementia.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
In "proper" continuity his name isn't even Melvin.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Also, Mole Man is pretty hosed up in the head.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Looks more like a pangolin with them scales.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
I hope Lenny gets talked down in a homage to of mice and men.

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goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
They were having lunch, I'm sure introductions would have been made by Aunt May.

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