Newspaper Spider-Man: "Yo, Spider-Man! Down here!"

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Ensign_Ricky: Jan 4, 2008; Daddy Warlord
of the
Children of the Corn

_{or something...}

SynthOrange posted:

ANTS! IN MY BEDROOM!

Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

# ¿ Sep 19, 2016 04:27

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 07:32

Ensign_Ricky: Jan 4, 2008; Daddy Warlord
of the
Children of the Corn

_{or something...}

C. Everett Koop posted:

Is this the same doctor who told Spider-Man that he had a brain tumor, right before he ran into his arch-nemesis?

FAPPO!

# ¿ Sep 22, 2016 07:18

Ensign_Ricky: Jan 4, 2008; Daddy Warlord
of the
Children of the Corn

_{or something...}

ArmyOfMidgets posted:

Ok, if this story concludes with JJJ kicking in the door, shotgun in hand...or flying through the wall in another Iron Jonah suit, it will officially be the greatest thing ever.

# ¿ Oct 12, 2016 05:37

Ensign_Ricky: Jan 4, 2008; Daddy Warlord
of the
Children of the Corn

_{or something...}

Payndz posted:

Why are his clothes shrinking, but not the rope?

Unstable molecules. :colbert:

# ¿ Oct 22, 2016 18:43

Ensign_Ricky: Jan 4, 2008; Daddy Warlord
of the
Children of the Corn

_{or something...}

Psychedelicatessen posted:

This almost makes me want to buy a 2016 Spider-man comic, just to see if it's better than newspaper or the clone saga spidermen.

Considering they're actually doing a sequel to the Clone Saga...you're better off reading the Spidey/Deadpool book.

# ¿ Oct 26, 2016 11:26

Ensign_Ricky: Jan 4, 2008; Daddy Warlord
of the
Children of the Corn

_{or something...}

ConfusedUs posted:

Peter say he's selling them on behalf of Spider-Man.

JJJ will buy them, but make the check out to Spider-Man, prompting a crisis in which Peter will freak out, because you have to show ID to cash a check!

Little does he know that this was part of JJJ's plan all along. JJJ will camp out at the bank (New York only has one) waiting for Spider-Man to reveal his ID so he can finally unmask that masked menace!

Because ATM's don't exist?

# ¿ Nov 14, 2016 23:32

Ensign_Ricky: Jan 4, 2008; Daddy Warlord
of the
Children of the Corn

_{or something...}

redbackground posted:

Spiders can't vote!

Welcome to Trump's America. :sad:

# ¿ Nov 28, 2016 20:48

Ensign_Ricky: Jan 4, 2008; Daddy Warlord
of the
Children of the Corn

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ArmyOfMidgets posted:

I'm just hammering that comicskingdom page for today's strip. I can't wait for Ego the Living Planet.

Or most likely them going down the street and noting that there's a crater now.

holy poo poo

Just to get it straight, comics Ronan is more of an anti-hero as opposed to crazy movie Ronan, right?

# ¿ Nov 29, 2016 08:16

Ensign_Ricky: Jan 4, 2008; Daddy Warlord
of the
Children of the Corn

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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

lol i looked at this more closely and i think that is starfox with the avengers. starfox made the cut but spidey didn't get an invite.

Dude might be a creepy date rapist, but it can't hurt to keep Thanos' brother around.

# ¿ Nov 30, 2016 03:36

Ensign_Ricky: Jan 4, 2008; Daddy Warlord
of the
Children of the Corn

_{or something...}

SilverSupernova posted:

Ego the Living Planet has double parked over a handicapped space and the parking spot Peter tried to get.

Considering the change happening to Ego in GotGv.2, this is actually quite feasible.

# ¿ Dec 14, 2016 06:20

Ensign_Ricky: Jan 4, 2008; Daddy Warlord
of the
Children of the Corn

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Synthbuttrange posted:

Now we just need Rocket to spot MJ and decide to make her his queen.

YES!

Groot better be in there too.

# ¿ Dec 25, 2016 07:15

Ensign_Ricky: Jan 4, 2008; Daddy Warlord
of the
Children of the Corn

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Cakefarts Carol posted:

These Loss.jpg edits just keep getting more esoteric...

# ¿ Jan 12, 2017 05:46

Ensign_Ricky: Jan 4, 2008; Daddy Warlord
of the
Children of the Corn

_{or something...}

techknight posted:

"Honey, what if the raccoon watches us?"

# ¿ Jan 12, 2017 07:49

Ensign_Ricky: Jan 4, 2008; Daddy Warlord
of the
Children of the Corn

_{or something...}

Cakefarts Carol posted:

the rest are good, but this is great

It literally looks like he's saying "OONTS OONTS OONTS".

# ¿ Jan 12, 2017 19:18

Ensign_Ricky: Jan 4, 2008; Daddy Warlord
of the
Children of the Corn

_{or something...}

CapnAndy posted:

I realize they have better poo poo to do but if they get pulled over for speeding and a cop asks for Spider-Man's license I will drat near die of happiness.

I would love for the cop to look inside, see Spider-Man, a hot redhead, and a raccoon, turn around and leave. Just a total "gently caress this poo poo, life's too short."

# ¿ Jan 16, 2017 06:43

Ensign_Ricky: Jan 4, 2008; Daddy Warlord
of the
Children of the Corn

_{or something...}

Oh please let the Sentry be shorter than Rocket....

# ¿ Feb 14, 2017 07:13

Ensign_Ricky: Jan 4, 2008; Daddy Warlord
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Children of the Corn

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Alhazred posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7IhtXMYR97s

As I wrote that post, that was the exact thing I was thinking of!

# ¿ Feb 14, 2017 08:09

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 07:32

Ensign_Ricky: Jan 4, 2008; Daddy Warlord
of the
Children of the Corn

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Endless Mike posted:

Maybe there's a facial force field.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZv82YtgFiE&t=18s

# ¿ Mar 13, 2017 03:29

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