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mind the walrus posted:Good a reason as any to bring in Murdock. Hmm, so he'd be some kind of "Newspaper Daredevil," eh? 
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quite stretched out posted:not sure why he's chucking a shaka though He clearly just webbed that camera in place while he was talking. That's how delayed action works, right?
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Captain Kosmos posted:
Well it was worth it.
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"People I like are all the same, but everyone I despise is despicable in their own way. Parker is a lucky moron, whereas Spider-Man is a manipulative deviant. Totally different."
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I imagine that Newspaper America is shorter than Comics America, but crossing it feels like it takes forever.
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This entire Earthling Diner is out of order!
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This had me until the last panel. I feel dumb enough to live in the Newsiverse.
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I hope Peter never puts on a costume and Ronan flees Earth convinced it is a planet of super-powered spider-warriors and he only got lucky with the Diner Bros.
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:if ronan could detect the sentry, why did he assault a diner? i suspect that the questions were an excuse for him to get his grub on. I guess he was just testing them.
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Newspaper Spider-Man: A Brick! OH NOOOOOOO
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Knormal posted:drat, she made him carry her purse too. "It's not a purse, it's my costume satchel!  "
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All this time we thought Rocket Racoon was born a normal Earth animal, but he actually was sent here as a child from a dying racoon planet.
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This little guy is making my spider-senses go nuts, better grab him by the scruff and start talking poo poo.
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The Three Spider-Men, bringing gifts of webs, snark, and head injuries.
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Makes too much sense that Newspaper Parker is unable to recognize intelligent life.
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WickedHate posted:I never understood why the web shooters weren't organic to begin with. I mean, pro vs cons it all you want, what I mean is I don't get why Stan/Ditko/whoever made the decision to have this secondary origin for a subset of his powers. It's like if Superman got all his powers naturally except for needing a Kryptonian gravity belt to fly. Nerds read comic books, so make the hero a secret nerd? 
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I thought he was an uplifted raccoon in the movie, not an alien, but I looked it up, and apparently his Alien NotRaccoon people also have only animal intelligence, so it's both. Okay, sure.
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Alien Raccoons: famed for their numerous apps.
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"I think I left my costume in the hamper. Could you get it for me?"
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Cakefarts Carol posted:That MJ panel is straight nightmare fuel It did seem to have been a bridge slightly too far for the artist.
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Mover posted:All that's missing is the "nooooooo" thought bubble instead of Spidey's "!" I dunno, I think the punchline could be improved by Rocket having a line. Some variation of "you are really full of yourself, aren't you webby?"
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Yeah Rocket, our human sense of smell really sucks, we can't even appreciate the bouquet of some choice garbage.  e: This is like Idiocracy to him. He's trying to live a normal semi-heroic life, and we're all "Food? Haha! Like from a dumpster?!" Doc Hawkins fucked around with this message at 11:44 on Feb 11, 2017 |
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Five Nights at Freddy's Daytime Edition lookin not so good.
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flosofl posted:E: OK, I do. Why does the Sentry have a bowl cut and why is it wearing overalls? Jack Kirby presents Rossum's Universal Robots.
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Myrddin_Emrys posted:That last panel has to be the most racist thing ive ever seen just loving lol Dude's about to bust into Old Man River in the original Kree.
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Synthbuttrange posted:
SET EYE-HOLES TO ANGER MODE
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I, Ronan, hate to see the Sentry go, yet love to watch it leave!
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Yeah okay that's pretty good. "I have the strength of maybe two racoons, and you don't even have any guns. We are straight hosed."
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The MSJ posted:Hugh Jackman was asked why Wolverine never wore his comic book costume in the movies (emphasis mine): Smart guy. "Least Narcissistic Superhero" may be one of the least insufferable angles on the character.
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"I've always wondered, how do you write Newspaper Spider-Man so well?" "It's easy: I think of Spider-Man, and I subtract power and responsibility."
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Rocket will end this adventure believing that Star Lord is the smartest human alive. e: perhaps due to uplift experiments by passing aliens, just like him
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Feb 25, 2017 11:08
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SilverSupernova posted:Needing something to breathe in in your current setting sounds like a pretty helpful detail Rocket. I can understand if he didn't bother making a back-up plan after "shoot him a bunch." How often is that not gonna work?!
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The font on the "you!?" is making me imagine a high-pitched shriek.
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wow rocket, okay, a) WAAY too soon, b) if you can't stick to your own species, at least find ladies roughly your height and level of furryness
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Lobsterman posted:Ronan is the most talkative guy who can't breathe I've ever seen. It's not that there is no atmosphere, it's that he's not getting enough of whatever he needs instead of oxygen from it. He can pull air into his lungs and push it past his vocal chords, he's just gonna lose consciousness anyway.
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