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Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

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Batman's Shameful Secret > Newspaper Spider-Man: Delusions of adequacy.

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Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

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I mean, it's Albuquerque. Who's going to miss it?

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

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techknight posted:

NSM Theatre #4


:allears: This thread is the gift that keeps on giving.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

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The sentry's going to burst into random diners, ask baffling questions, and destroy the inhabitants when they answer. Just like Ronan wanted.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

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Love is in the desert air.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

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Maxwell Adams posted:

Yeah, but now Spiderman is gonna be like, "Taking a nap, Ronan? You're so tired, I bet you can't even break the webs I placed all around your neck!" Then Ronan will pull off his own helmet, and our heros will enjoy a brief moment of victory before Ronan just puts it back on again.
Little do they know that during the critical moment Ronan has his helmet off, JJJ(who was coincidentally visiting relatives in Albuquerque) wanders by and hits him with a lamp for destroying his rental car.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

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It's okay, Spidey has the proportionate resistance to squishing of a spider.

Wait, poo poo.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

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Cabbit posted:

One mandroid's continuing quest to get some loving shrooms.
It's just tantruming because it wanted to destroy and got sent somewhere that has nothing to destroy.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

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I'm imagining him saying all that in the tenth of a second that action would actually take. :allears:

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

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Synthbuttrange posted:

Oh lifeform scanners, just your ordinary gear along with gun, badge, baton.
To be fair, this is a superhero universe. Figuring out what you're shooting at just makes sense. :v:

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

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bunnyofdoom posted:

gently caress. It isn't in Arizona. I would have loved to see Sheriff Joe Shroomed
Aliens & alien robots know better than to go to Arizona. :v:

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

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Synthbuttrange posted:



Go you garbage raccoon.
Now that I think of it...they drove here. Where the gently caress did Peter & MJ's car go? Why doesn't she just toss Ronan in the backseat and drive to Albuquerque herself?

Unless it got blown up a while ago and I missed it. :v:

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

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Jerusalem posted:

You know there's a chance this particular storyarc might run forever. And I don't have a problem with that.
MJ found her one opportunity to get out of it and took it.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

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Would somebody please get this water tower some shrooms?

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

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Otherkinsey Scale posted:

This post is the Sunday strip.
I don't see a quarter of it dedicated to a backstory blurb. :colbert:

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

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So you're saying Ronan can be used to stop the sentry. But how can we use Ronan to stop the sentry? Wait, I got it, Ronan can stop the Sentry!

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

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The next arc's enemy is libertarians. The "who is John Galt?" speech takes until the heat death of the universe to recite in Spider-time.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

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After he's destroyed every car on earth, the Sentry will take off, satisfied in doing its part to encourage mass transit for a sustainable future.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

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The sentry's so bored it no longer wants shrooms, only sizzle. :(

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

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Synthbuttrange posted:



And back to pocket size.
Just start tearing things apart at random, how hard does this have to be?

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

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MJ's going to deactivate the robot by smashing its head in with a piece of rubble, isn't she?

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

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At this point, Rocket wants Spidey to die. :allears:

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

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I'm Mary Jane, running through the light blue void.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

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Choco1980 posted:

Rocket's team comment makes me hope that this means he's sticking around a while and this trio of wacky heroes continues their group adventures.


Also the motion lines and the Sentry's face makes me only see him giving Spidey an "Attaboy!" back slap.
NEXT TIME: Peter vs the greatest enemy of all: His landlord's pet fee.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

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Dr Pepper posted:

Please let it end with some bad pun, them all laughing and then immediately cut to the next arc with no context or explanation.
Meanwhile, the studio out in LA has auditioned, shot, and released whatever it was MJ was driving over there for in the first place.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

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goatface posted:

Peter. You drove there. In your hire car.

You might want to go and get that back.
Like anyone in this strip has a memory longer than 5 minutes.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

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Ikasuhito posted:

My God, they've mangled him in order to make him fit!:gonk:
It's okay, Kree are the ikea of aliens. Just disassemble him here and Rocket can reassemble him in...wherever he's taking him.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

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GokuGoesSSJ3 posted:

Are they going to continue this road trip to LA story line or will it be dropped completely for the next tie in? Stay Tuned!
They're going to spend so long out west the writers forget Peter's supposed to live in New York.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

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Peter's next enemy: The eternal cruise.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

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I never figured MJ was a PALS Magazine type.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

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I'm glad to see they've been recycling the same Sunday headers since at least 1981.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

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Unkempt posted:

Working now. Did they just change to a later time putting them up?


Maybe if Mole Man thwaks hard enough, he'll break them out of the white void.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

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Peter, like all sensible people, follows the tenets of ACAB.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

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Cakefarts Carol posted:

NSM's Parker is the dumbest motherfucker in the mcu I swear to god
He has some close competition:




Also I found this while looking for the other strip. Peter's face. :stare:

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

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Samovar posted:

I can feel my brain dying.
That's the intended effect of NSM.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

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Apparently nobody's heard of an 'earthquake' in NSMverse.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

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Randomly selected from the archives:

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

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Any encounter with Spidey ends with drinking heavily enough that you forget it all afterward.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

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Lurdiak posted:

Peter did you loving drop out of high school.
He ignored the teachers and spent all his time reading about Roman emperors okay?

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Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

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Just find Tyrannus and hold him in front of Lenny so he stops attacking for 2 seconds.

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