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Batman's Shameful Secret > Newspaper Spider-Man: Delusions of adequacy.
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# ¿ Feb 18, 2017 05:49 |
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# ¿ May 2, 2024 12:02 |
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I mean, it's Albuquerque. Who's going to miss it?
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# ¿ Feb 24, 2017 07:47 |
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techknight posted:NSM Theatre #4
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# ¿ Feb 25, 2017 04:24 |
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The sentry's going to burst into random diners, ask baffling questions, and destroy the inhabitants when they answer. Just like Ronan wanted.
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# ¿ Feb 27, 2017 06:56 |
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Love is in the desert air.
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# ¿ Mar 3, 2017 05:44 |
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Maxwell Adams posted:Yeah, but now Spiderman is gonna be like, "Taking a nap, Ronan? You're so tired, I bet you can't even break the webs I placed all around your neck!" Then Ronan will pull off his own helmet, and our heros will enjoy a brief moment of victory before Ronan just puts it back on again.
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# ¿ Mar 3, 2017 18:41 |
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It's okay, Spidey has the proportionate resistance to squishing of a spider. Wait, poo poo.
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# ¿ Mar 4, 2017 07:05 |
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Cabbit posted:One mandroid's continuing quest to get some loving shrooms.
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2017 06:37 |
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I'm imagining him saying all that in the tenth of a second that action would actually take.
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# ¿ Mar 10, 2017 05:52 |
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Synthbuttrange posted:Oh lifeform scanners, just your ordinary gear along with gun, badge, baton.
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# ¿ Mar 12, 2017 06:47 |
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bunnyofdoom posted:gently caress. It isn't in Arizona. I would have loved to see Sheriff Joe Shroomed
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# ¿ Mar 12, 2017 07:17 |
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Synthbuttrange posted:
Unless it got blown up a while ago and I missed it.
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# ¿ Mar 26, 2017 06:12 |
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Jerusalem posted:You know there's a chance this particular storyarc might run forever. And I don't have a problem with that.
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# ¿ Mar 27, 2017 23:18 |
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Would somebody please get this water tower some shrooms?
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# ¿ Mar 30, 2017 08:48 |
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Otherkinsey Scale posted:This post is the Sunday strip.
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# ¿ Apr 4, 2017 02:43 |
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So you're saying Ronan can be used to stop the sentry. But how can we use Ronan to stop the sentry? Wait, I got it, Ronan can stop the Sentry!
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# ¿ Apr 8, 2017 03:56 |
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The next arc's enemy is libertarians. The "who is John Galt?" speech takes until the heat death of the universe to recite in Spider-time.
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# ¿ Apr 8, 2017 05:38 |
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After he's destroyed every car on earth, the Sentry will take off, satisfied in doing its part to encourage mass transit for a sustainable future.
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# ¿ Apr 9, 2017 06:10 |
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The sentry's so bored it no longer wants shrooms, only sizzle.
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# ¿ Apr 10, 2017 05:23 |
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Synthbuttrange posted:
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# ¿ Apr 17, 2017 04:17 |
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MJ's going to deactivate the robot by smashing its head in with a piece of rubble, isn't she?
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# ¿ Apr 18, 2017 03:31 |
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At this point, Rocket wants Spidey to die.
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2017 03:38 |
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I'm Mary Jane, running through the light blue void.
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# ¿ Apr 20, 2017 08:36 |
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Choco1980 posted:Rocket's team comment makes me hope that this means he's sticking around a while and this trio of wacky heroes continues their group adventures.
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# ¿ Apr 22, 2017 05:53 |
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Dr Pepper posted:Please let it end with some bad pun, them all laughing and then immediately cut to the next arc with no context or explanation.
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# ¿ Apr 22, 2017 08:28 |
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goatface posted:Peter. You drove there. In your hire car.
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# ¿ Apr 23, 2017 18:22 |
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Ikasuhito posted:My God, they've mangled him in order to make him fit!
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# ¿ Apr 24, 2017 02:25 |
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GokuGoesSSJ3 posted:Are they going to continue this road trip to LA story line or will it be dropped completely for the next tie in? Stay Tuned!
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2017 23:00 |
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Peter's next enemy: The eternal cruise.
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# ¿ May 6, 2017 23:14 |
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I never figured MJ was a PALS Magazine type.
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# ¿ May 17, 2017 02:43 |
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I'm glad to see they've been recycling the same Sunday headers since at least 1981.
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# ¿ May 22, 2017 03:23 |
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Unkempt posted:Working now. Did they just change to a later time putting them up?
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# ¿ May 22, 2017 17:04 |
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Peter, like all sensible people, follows the tenets of ACAB.
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# ¿ May 23, 2017 05:34 |
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Cakefarts Carol posted:NSM's Parker is the dumbest motherfucker in the mcu I swear to god Also I found this while looking for the other strip. Peter's face.
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# ¿ Jun 5, 2017 07:41 |
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Samovar posted:I can feel my brain dying.
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# ¿ Jun 8, 2017 22:52 |
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Apparently nobody's heard of an 'earthquake' in NSMverse.
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# ¿ Jun 9, 2017 03:58 |
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# ¿ Jun 12, 2017 08:43 |
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Any encounter with Spidey ends with drinking heavily enough that you forget it all afterward.
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# ¿ Jun 15, 2017 05:07 |
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Lurdiak posted:Peter did you loving drop out of high school.
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# ¿ Jun 19, 2017 06:38 |
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# ¿ May 2, 2024 12:02 |
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Just find Tyrannus and hold him in front of Lenny so he stops attacking for 2 seconds.
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# ¿ Jun 21, 2017 03:00 |