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Cat Mattress posted:That was the plan? Break the McGuffin, flee, and if caught offer to fix the McGuffin in exchange for being allowed to leave? They pulled their punch on letting Spidey straight-up murder an old man. It's like how we have to pretend Ronan's still alive.
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So he's magically enchanted to be unable to break a vow, except before it didn't count because he was crossing his fingers behind his back. God I love NSM.
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Oct 8, 2017 08:05
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She tried to murder him by smacking his medicine out of his hand, he tried to murder her with some monsters, they're both just taking a mulligan.
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Oct 12, 2017 01:14
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The Unfetered One posted:Wasnt Aunt May having some kind of heart attack the last time we saw her? Well, not necessarily a heart attack, but: Synthbuttrange posted:
So yeah, the reset button is probably going to be "she has spelunker's heart".
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Oct 14, 2017 19:55
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Weren't they just trying to kill him? Hm, actually, all they did was chase after him and surround him, even though Tyrannus was yelling "destroy them!" They probably would have stopped Tyrannus if he had ever actually gotten around to trying to hurt Melvin. Tyrannus didn't actually conquer anything. Kala probably just asked Melvin to go hang out on the surface and let Tyrannus sit on the throne for a bit so he'd stop whining. Lenny was probably in on it too.
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Oct 16, 2017 22:42
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davidspackage posted:Goddamn, I feel like the writer is just toying with us. "Oh, maybe I'll have Moleman marry May. BUT MAYBE I WON'T. :trollface: But maybe I will. BUT MAYBE I WON'T..." Either option is awesome, because it's either "oh, the mole people are so sad!" "eh, gently caress 'em" or "I've decided to abandon May and rule the moloids, even though I just spent a week saying they're all dumb and worthless".
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Oct 20, 2017 22:26
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Mover posted:there's an alternate universe where the NSM Spider-Family includes his raccoon son Rocket and his half-blind Uncle Melvin and they all have adventures together. a beautiful place Yeah, there is kind of a pattern with the last few stories huh: Spider-Man met his new uncle Melvin and they murdered* Tyrannus. Spider-Man met his new son Rocket and they murdered* Ronan. Spider-Man met his new husband Ant-Man and they murdered** Egghead. *they're just taking a nap **this one was on JJJ
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Oct 23, 2017 02:35
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The MSJ posted:It's gonna be fakeout. "I can't... without the blessing of your nephew. Who we all know is Spider-Man." KaosMachina posted:And then may has a heart attack Nah, she's fine. Peter jumped down that hole and Spider-Man came out, and her first question wasn't "where is my nephew?" So either the fact that he's Spider-Man is so obvious it's not worth mentioning, or she thinks he died under the earth but that's not what's important right now
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Oct 25, 2017 21:07
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Talking loudly about how stupid they are right in front of them and then just assuming they still want him to rule him after that is probably how he got deposed and exiled in the first place.
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Oct 27, 2017 16:01
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 reminder, spider-man's blood can cure any disease
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Oct 29, 2017 05:41
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Synthbuttrange posted:
Kind of sad they just ended the scene there, because I really want to know what happened when Aunt May finally asked "hey, where'd my nephew go?"
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Nov 1, 2017 23:16
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It's so weird how NSM cycles between California, Florida and New York. It's been this way for at least fifteen years, with the flashback story to the Lizard taking place in the Everglades.
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Nov 3, 2017 02:14
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Lobok posted:Jameson's hair has colour? Are they trying to Marisa Tomei him? Did he drink from the Fountain? Does he use JJJust for Men? Only on weekdays. X-O posted:Here's today's comic. Synthbuttrange posted:
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Nov 4, 2017 09:41
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"Nope, didn't meet Mole Man. Ignore all the stories saying my wife talked down some security guards who wanted to shoot him. And definitely ignore anyone saying he was going to marry my aunt." e:f;b Also it's still really funny how the first act was just random people trying to beat up Melvin for just walking around Hollywood while old. Otherkinsey Scale fucked around with this message at 06:03 on Nov 5, 2017 |
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Nov 5, 2017 06:01
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joehonkie posted:How the hell does he get his web shooters through the TSA? They think everything is a bomb. No one could possibly mistake NSM's webshooters as some sort of threat.
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Nov 6, 2017 08:57
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Scaramouche posted:Wasn't the agent guy blond at some point? It's a miracle he's still caucasian.
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Nov 8, 2017 08:52
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The Unnamed One posted:Bold direction of NSM to adapt Shed to the funny papers, let’s see if it pays off. It's a natural fit: 
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Nov 10, 2017 07:05
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bobkatt013 posted:Next week is going to be Peter fighting a large reptile thinking it's the lizard but in fact it's just a Florida reptile He's going to get in a fight with a gecko and lose.
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Nov 12, 2017 13:51
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Precambrian posted:I'm excited for this arc to follow Curt Connor's Senate run. David Icke was right.
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Nov 12, 2017 19:14
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SilverSupernova posted:The proud tradition continues. So this means that large chunk of machinery is Pete's team up partner this story right? It's Mega Man, punching him with his gun arm.
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Nov 13, 2017 23:43
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Based on the pattern of the last few arcs, Lizard will become Spidey's surrogate *rolls dice* brother and then they'll murder *spins wheel* Paste-Pot Pete in cold blood.
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Nov 22, 2017 23:19
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Nov 26, 2017 06:24
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Yeah, NSM, if I had to pick a literary reference--like, specifically, a well-known 19th century gothic novella--to describe the situation of a doctor with a monstrous alter ego, I'd definitely go with Frankenstein.
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Dec 1, 2017 08:11
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In NSM, only evil wizards take selfies.
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Dec 5, 2017 06:39
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It's JJJ, having followed Peter into the wilderness to yell at him for not getting pictures of Spider-Man. He was just drawn really off-model, and he traded in his lamp for a knife.
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Dec 8, 2017 18:27
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Modok Jonah. "I want pictures of Spider-Man! And a torso."
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Dec 9, 2017 06:05
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Dec 10, 2017 06:43
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I like how the art was going way out of its way to hide this guy's face, and now that we see him it's just...some dude.
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Dec 11, 2017 07:41
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Connor bravely leaping into action to save MJ and an innocent gator from this nut brandishing a machete.
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Dec 12, 2017 04:35
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Scaramouche posted:Bruce Banner known knife user and survivalist hardass You know, Banner being an ace survivalist is a characterization I've never seen, but it makes a lot of sense considering how he's a wanderer who tries to avoid highly populated areas.
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Johnny Walker posted:"Alright Hulk! You just wait until I rip off this shirt, take off this jacket, remove my pants, and get my gloves and mask out from wherever I keep them and put them on! Then you are in for a fight! DON'T ATTACK ME UNTIL THEN OK?" Newspaper Spider-Man is consistent about very few things, but one of them is that Peter can instantly change between panels because "he gets a lot of practice". unrelated, but it's really bizarre to me that apparently Venom is canon to NSM: 
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Dec 17, 2017 10:59
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Are they setting up Curt Connors to be NSM's She-Hulk?
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Dec 24, 2017 06:44
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Samuringa posted:1) The artist didn't even try with the tear in Connors pants At least the colorist didn't screw it up this time. "He's lost so much blood!" *points to a guy who's totally fine except his pants have been poorly patched*
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:holy poo poo, despite all the foreshadowing this arc doesn't revolve around connors' poor decision-making skills. Nah, still counts. This entire thing wouldn't have happened if Curt hadn't trashed all the equipment in his house, and also if his backup had been literally anywhere else.
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Next strip: "Peter just jumped off the side of the boat, for no reason, and now Spider-Man is here."
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