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David D. Davidson
Nov 17, 2012

Orca lady?

OptimusShr posted:

It looks to me that Egghead was leaning forward facing them and taking up their field of view. In today's strip it looks like he stood upright and moved back.

I'm just going to go with "they are dumb" because it's funnier to me.

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David D. Davidson
Nov 17, 2012

Orca lady?
Hey they're cute.

David D. Davidson
Nov 17, 2012

Orca lady?

Choco1980 posted:

What would make this incredible is if Peter got back in the car too and they just drove away. "Not on MY vacation!"

I was thinking the same thing, he would just open the door take one look at Ronan and just nopes the gently caress out of there.

David D. Davidson
Nov 17, 2012

Orca lady?
Basically his spider-sense has a mind of its own, and it loves seeing him get hurt.

David D. Davidson
Nov 17, 2012

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"The hammer is my penis."

David D. Davidson
Nov 17, 2012

Orca lady?
I also liketo point out that the reason Peter and MJ are still married in NSM is because Stan Lee took one look at One More Day and went "NOPE, not in my cannon."

David D. Davidson
Nov 17, 2012

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ZeeToo posted:

If it's the same kid from the plane trip to Hawaii, I'm down.

And he get invited to join The Avengers.

David D. Davidson
Nov 17, 2012

Orca lady?

Kurui Reiten posted:

We'll switch back to Spidey and Rocket for a strip or two, and then MJ'll burst onto the scene wearing Ronan's armor and wielding the Cosmirod, as the new best heroine ever.

And then The Avengers show up and ask her and Rocket if they wants to join them, completely ignoring Spider-Man.

David D. Davidson
Nov 17, 2012

Orca lady?

Jerusalem posted:



That one kind of bugs me because after he reveals that he's stuck his own pants to his butt the Avengers should have been all,"Welp, that's the real Spider-Man alright!" instead of insisting on a battery of tests to prove his identity.

I mean hell, it only took the Green Goblin getting hit with one joke to figure it out!

Well he didn't crap himself yet.

David D. Davidson
Nov 17, 2012

Orca lady?
Yuu know Rocket is just going to kick Ronans body into the sun right.

David D. Davidson
Nov 17, 2012

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The dumbest thing I can think of is that it's uncle Ben. So my money's on that.

David D. Davidson
Nov 17, 2012

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I just realized that Danny Devito would be a perfect choice to play Mole Man in a live action movie.

David D. Davidson
Nov 17, 2012

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In my headcannon Rocket tossed Ronan's corpse into the sun.

David D. Davidson
Nov 17, 2012

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Uhhh Spiderman, you usually go down with one tap to the head. Fighting is most definitely not your specialty.

David D. Davidson
Nov 17, 2012

Orca lady?
I'm pretty certain that this is going to lead to a month of Peter and MJ being forced to listen to Moleman and Aunt May making love through the far too thin walls of their hotel.

David D. Davidson
Nov 17, 2012

Orca lady?

Kurui Reiten posted:

There still hasn't been anything as dumb as "BOTH THEIR MOTHERS ARE NAMED MARTHA", so no.

Yet...

Except somehow that scene would actually work in NSM.

David D. Davidson
Nov 17, 2012

Orca lady?

Synthbuttrange posted:

Can Mole Man beat Goku?

Well Z or Super Goku would probably get clobbered since they don't have sticks, however original Dragonball Goku could maybe hold his own since he also uses a stick but I believe Moleman would still have the advantage.

David D. Davidson
Nov 17, 2012

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Dear lord, that chin.

David D. Davidson
Nov 17, 2012

Orca lady?
I can't believe I'm about to type this sentience:

Let them ride the Moleman's worm to San Francisco.

David D. Davidson fucked around with this message at 05:54 on Jul 18, 2017

David D. Davidson
Nov 17, 2012

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Haifisch posted:

Or having some little kid ask why he's not an Avenger.

Guess who's coming back tomorrow?

David D. Davidson
Nov 17, 2012

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I take it you've never played Metal Gear Solid.

David D. Davidson
Nov 17, 2012

Orca lady?

mind the walrus posted:

Thank you, weekday artist, for giving us not one but two over-the-shoulders of Peter and MJ looking into rectangular frames that you're passing off as tablets.

Well yeah, how else are we gonna know it's a wall?

David D. Davidson
Nov 17, 2012

Orca lady?
All the moliods look horrified.

"Oh man, kala's gonna be pissed."

David D. Davidson
Nov 17, 2012

Orca lady?
Tyrannus is just loving this poo poo.

Also am I the only one imagining that Danny DeVito is Mole Man.

David D. Davidson fucked around with this message at 11:09 on Aug 30, 2017

David D. Davidson
Nov 17, 2012

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I Bet that tomorrow Kala's gonna slap Tyrannus.

David D. Davidson
Nov 17, 2012

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Synthbuttrange posted:



oh hey a slap across the face, they're definitely teaming up.

Why not both? Sword to the gut and axe to the head?

David D. Davidson
Nov 17, 2012

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Tyrannus is going to trip and break the chalice. I'm calling it now.

David D. Davidson
Nov 17, 2012

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Since women in the newspaperverse are attracted to brain damaged men, I would recommend that Mole should attempt a lobotomy on himself before the wedding.

David D. Davidson
Nov 17, 2012

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What do you think the Inhumans crossover is going to be?

David D. Davidson
Nov 17, 2012

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CannonFodder posted:

Yes, Spidey and Lockjaw have wonderful antics like catching Frisbee in Central Park or riding coasters at Coney Island or both packed uncomfortably in a subway car. Then the lack of a storyline ends with Spidey learning about the rest of the Inhumans while Lockjaw shoves pallets of dog food into a rocket.

My post was meant to be in response to the one above it. Spider-Man needs to help Medusa convince Black Bolt to give up on his dream of being a metal singer.

EDIT: Featuring Van Canto.

David D. Davidson fucked around with this message at 03:03 on Oct 24, 2017

David D. Davidson
Nov 17, 2012

Orca lady?
That's not a thought bubble in the second panel, Johah is actually bursting through the wall to murder Peter

David D. Davidson
Nov 17, 2012

Orca lady?
This is actually a crossover with The Walking Dead, they think he's a walker so they are probably going to it him three or ten more times just to be sure.

David D. Davidson
Nov 17, 2012

Orca lady?
For some reason I'm reminded of that scene from The Room where Peter talks to a stoned Mark who acts completely bipolar.

EDIT: I think I just figured out who the studio's secret ghost writer is.

David D. Davidson fucked around with this message at 08:51 on Nov 25, 2017

David D. Davidson
Nov 17, 2012

Orca lady?

Synthbuttrange posted:

Its one of my favourites :3:

The look on Hanks face is what makes it.

David D. Davidson
Nov 17, 2012

Orca lady?

Lobok posted:

When Connors turns into the Lizard, MJ will be able to run to safety by:

a) venturing farther into a remote swamp filled with lizards
b) ummm

c) conking him over the head with a brick.

David D. Davidson
Nov 17, 2012

Orca lady?

I guessing that's going to happen again.

David D. Davidson
Nov 17, 2012

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...and multiple brain hemorrhages.

David D. Davidson
Nov 17, 2012

Orca lady?
Going with the stupidest thing I can think of it's The Punisher.

Actually I would like like to see how NSM would handle The Punisher.

David D. Davidson
Nov 17, 2012

Orca lady?

Synthbuttrange posted:

Read the comics thread right now. The retro NSM posts are in the middle of the Punisher story.



https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3803681&userid=170213&perpage=40&pagenumber=12#post478769219

Okay yeah I just read that. It's not him so second stupidest thing is Doc Ock.

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David D. Davidson
Nov 17, 2012

Orca lady?
Okay time to change my tactics when trying to predict what happens next. Instead of guessing the dumbest thing I can think of I'm going to roll a D20 a D10 and a D4.

Okay we got, 13, 8 and 4, so Doctor Conner is going to try to use the Hulk's blood to regenerate his arm, it's going to somehow turn him into The Lizard and Spiderman is going to be knocked out by a Hillbilly with a shotgun.

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