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OptimusShr posted:It looks to me that Egghead was leaning forward facing them and taking up their field of view. In today's strip it looks like he stood upright and moved back. I'm just going to go with "they are dumb" because it's funnier to me.
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# ¿ Oct 8, 2016 05:30 |
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# ¿ May 5, 2024 18:29 |
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Hey they're cute.
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# ¿ Oct 15, 2016 04:50 |
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Choco1980 posted:What would make this incredible is if Peter got back in the car too and they just drove away. "Not on MY vacation!" I was thinking the same thing, he would just open the door take one look at Ronan and just nopes the gently caress out of there.
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# ¿ Dec 6, 2016 05:16 |
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Basically his spider-sense has a mind of its own, and it loves seeing him get hurt.
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# ¿ Jan 1, 2017 16:42 |
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"The hammer is my penis."
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2017 07:43 |
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I also liketo point out that the reason Peter and MJ are still married in NSM is because Stan Lee took one look at One More Day and went "NOPE, not in my cannon."
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# ¿ Jan 25, 2017 17:11 |
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ZeeToo posted:If it's the same kid from the plane trip to Hawaii, I'm down. And he get invited to join The Avengers.
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# ¿ Mar 15, 2017 19:43 |
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Kurui Reiten posted:We'll switch back to Spidey and Rocket for a strip or two, and then MJ'll burst onto the scene wearing Ronan's armor and wielding the Cosmirod, as the new best heroine ever. And then The Avengers show up and ask her and Rocket if they wants to join them, completely ignoring Spider-Man.
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# ¿ Mar 22, 2017 04:52 |
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Jerusalem posted:
Well he didn't crap himself yet.
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# ¿ Apr 13, 2017 19:01 |
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Yuu know Rocket is just going to kick Ronans body into the sun right.
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2017 04:59 |
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The dumbest thing I can think of is that it's uncle Ben. So my money's on that.
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# ¿ May 8, 2017 03:59 |
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I just realized that Danny Devito would be a perfect choice to play Mole Man in a live action movie.
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# ¿ May 12, 2017 05:49 |
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In my headcannon Rocket tossed Ronan's corpse into the sun.
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# ¿ Jun 17, 2017 05:20 |
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Uhhh Spiderman, you usually go down with one tap to the head. Fighting is most definitely not your specialty.
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# ¿ Jun 17, 2017 05:32 |
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I'm pretty certain that this is going to lead to a month of Peter and MJ being forced to listen to Moleman and Aunt May making love through the far too thin walls of their hotel.
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# ¿ Jun 29, 2017 05:05 |
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Kurui Reiten posted:There still hasn't been anything as dumb as "BOTH THEIR MOTHERS ARE NAMED MARTHA", so no. Yet... Except somehow that scene would actually work in NSM.
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# ¿ Jul 7, 2017 15:55 |
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Synthbuttrange posted:Can Mole Man beat Goku? Well Z or Super Goku would probably get clobbered since they don't have sticks, however original Dragonball Goku could maybe hold his own since he also uses a stick but I believe Moleman would still have the advantage.
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# ¿ Jul 14, 2017 05:40 |
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Dear lord, that chin.
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# ¿ Jul 17, 2017 01:36 |
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I can't believe I'm about to type this sentience: Let them ride the Moleman's worm to San Francisco. David D. Davidson fucked around with this message at 05:54 on Jul 18, 2017 |
# ¿ Jul 18, 2017 04:16 |
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Haifisch posted:Or having some little kid ask why he's not an Avenger. Guess who's coming back tomorrow?
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# ¿ Jul 26, 2017 06:48 |
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I take it you've never played Metal Gear Solid.
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# ¿ Jul 29, 2017 05:48 |
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mind the walrus posted:Thank you, weekday artist, for giving us not one but two over-the-shoulders of Peter and MJ looking into rectangular frames that you're passing off as tablets. Well yeah, how else are we gonna know it's a wall?
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# ¿ Aug 9, 2017 04:55 |
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All the moliods look horrified. "Oh man, kala's gonna be pissed."
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# ¿ Aug 20, 2017 05:28 |
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Tyrannus is just loving this poo poo. Also am I the only one imagining that Danny DeVito is Mole Man. David D. Davidson fucked around with this message at 11:09 on Aug 30, 2017 |
# ¿ Aug 30, 2017 11:06 |
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I Bet that tomorrow Kala's gonna slap Tyrannus.
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# ¿ Sep 4, 2017 01:28 |
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Synthbuttrange posted:
Why not both? Sword to the gut and axe to the head?
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# ¿ Sep 6, 2017 01:20 |
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Tyrannus is going to trip and break the chalice. I'm calling it now.
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# ¿ Sep 14, 2017 03:21 |
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Since women in the newspaperverse are attracted to brain damaged men, I would recommend that Mole should attempt a lobotomy on himself before the wedding.
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# ¿ Oct 14, 2017 04:45 |
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What do you think the Inhumans crossover is going to be?
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# ¿ Oct 17, 2017 03:01 |
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CannonFodder posted:Yes, Spidey and Lockjaw have wonderful antics like catching Frisbee in Central Park or riding coasters at Coney Island or both packed uncomfortably in a subway car. Then the lack of a storyline ends with Spidey learning about the rest of the Inhumans while Lockjaw shoves pallets of dog food into a rocket. My post was meant to be in response to the one above it. Spider-Man needs to help Medusa convince Black Bolt to give up on his dream of being a metal singer. EDIT: Featuring Van Canto. David D. Davidson fucked around with this message at 03:03 on Oct 24, 2017 |
# ¿ Oct 24, 2017 02:49 |
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That's not a thought bubble in the second panel, Johah is actually bursting through the wall to murder Peter
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# ¿ Nov 4, 2017 04:35 |
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This is actually a crossover with The Walking Dead, they think he's a walker so they are probably going to it him three or ten more times just to be sure.
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# ¿ Nov 14, 2017 00:21 |
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For some reason I'm reminded of that scene from The Room where Peter talks to a stoned Mark who acts completely bipolar. EDIT: I think I just figured out who the studio's secret ghost writer is. David D. Davidson fucked around with this message at 08:51 on Nov 25, 2017 |
# ¿ Nov 25, 2017 08:22 |
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Synthbuttrange posted:Its one of my favourites The look on Hanks face is what makes it.
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# ¿ Nov 27, 2017 05:15 |
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Lobok posted:When Connors turns into the Lizard, MJ will be able to run to safety by: c) conking him over the head with a brick.
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# ¿ Nov 28, 2017 05:26 |
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I guessing that's going to happen again.
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# ¿ Nov 29, 2017 01:32 |
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...and multiple brain hemorrhages.
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# ¿ Dec 2, 2017 01:36 |
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Going with the stupidest thing I can think of it's The Punisher. Actually I would like like to see how NSM would handle The Punisher.
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# ¿ Dec 7, 2017 05:32 |
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Synthbuttrange posted:Read the comics thread right now. The retro NSM posts are in the middle of the Punisher story. Okay yeah I just read that. It's not him so second stupidest thing is Doc Ock.
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# ¿ Dec 7, 2017 06:13 |
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# ¿ May 5, 2024 18:29 |
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Okay time to change my tactics when trying to predict what happens next. Instead of guessing the dumbest thing I can think of I'm going to roll a D20 a D10 and a D4. Okay we got, 13, 8 and 4, so Doctor Conner is going to try to use the Hulk's blood to regenerate his arm, it's going to somehow turn him into The Lizard and Spiderman is going to be knocked out by a Hillbilly with a shotgun.
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# ¿ Dec 14, 2017 20:45 |