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Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
This storyline's whole thread version is my current favorite thing.

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Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

evilmiera posted:

Man Peter really is a nerd. Alien life comes crashing down to Earth and the first thing he does is try to hump its ship.

My dick also goes SKRAKK when I cum.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Endless Mike posted:

You should probably see a doctor about that

There's a lot of reasons I should probably see a doctor.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

read my mind

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

now someone make a strip of the second panel, followed by MJ stink-eye, followed by the rocket wordless panel.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Yes. Perfect.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

:five:

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
Rocket's totally doing this face in that last panel.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

SilverSupernova posted:

Every day. Every post. I feel like nothing can top it and you guys (plus the comic itself) continue to surprise me in the best way possible.

This is easily the best thread on the forums as a whole.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Manatee Cannon posted:

some of these panels would make pretty great avatars and I'm surprised nobody's done that yet

I'm sure it's only a matter of time.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

X-O posted:

This one might become the new Hardhat Spidey for everyone in this thread.

Does whatever a spider can...ladies.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Lurdiak posted:

Did someone say gay dance party?

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

enigmahfc posted:

I want to check this thread every day, but when I can't and come back after a few days to all of this....I'm so happy...

It's really the gift that keeps giving in here.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
So...Spidey has no problems with MJ wanting to fight a Galactic menace that creamed him already?

She's gonna be the one to win the fight somehow, isn't she? And it's going to be deliciously absurd.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

flosofl posted:

http://www.therobotsvoice.com/2009/11/the_10_dumbest_comic_book_hostess_ads.php

Do a GIS for Hostess comic ads. There's a ton of them out there.

Has there ever been like, a coffee table book or something that collected these? So many of them are absolutely absurd.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
I hope that tagline for next time means more wacky diner adventures.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Jerusalem posted:

Rocket: Don't look at me, I just flew 2500 light years without a pit stop!

They uh, REALLY aren't getting that deposit back now...

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Cabbit posted:

What the gently caress is his expression on the second panel? It's like took out his phone to occupy himself during a troublesome dump but forgot he wasn't actually on the toilet.

The following expression in panel 3 kinda confirms this.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Jerusalem posted:

Peter: Look only one of us needs to go in and talk to the manager. So.... it's agreed?
Panel of a confused manager looking down from his desk at Rocket

Oh please let this happen.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

ghosthorse posted:

Glad Spider-man didn't spring for a room for Rocket or a room with two beds. Nah, let's put the space stranger on a cot next to my wife

To be fair, they did tell the clerk he was their son in a costume, so you know, child cot with the queen bed please.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

bobkatt013 posted:

The best part of the airplane was the aint i stinker Obama panel. Followed by the rear end in a top hat kid

Oh nooooo!!

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
Haha I love that they actually made dialog to reflect the artist's "gently caress it, I'm not drawing another costume change"

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
I uh, think that was an insult towards Pete, guys. That's not spider sense, it's stink lines. Explains why he can't dodge anything almost ever in this strip.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Welp, at least we now know what the next image is going to be for when someone decides to go on a secret BSS avatar buying spree...

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
Oh my god

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Haifisch posted:

Batman's Shameful Secret > Newspaper Spider-Man: Delusions of adequacy.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
The Sentry tragically failed his mission when he crashed face first into the edge of the final panel of the strip today.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Now add Ronan from today's third panel, and Prancing Spidey from that Logan strip, so we can have a real dance party!

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Payndz posted:

Haha, holy poo poo! I never knew until now that a gag in Marshal Law where he takes down the 'Blue Battery' by beating the poo poo out of him with a chair ("what's your weakness, wood? Nah, that's stupid") so he gets "splinters in [his] ring hand" was based on the actual original. I should have known better. Pat Mills may hate superheroes, but he does his research.

In The Kingdom (the crappy spin-off sequel to Kingdom Come) "New Oa", the satellite nation formed by GL's power ring, is attacked by a terrorist with a toothpick.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

ZeeToo posted:

Maybe Albuquerque has a local superhero that'll save the day? v:shobon:v

This looks like a job for the Mavericks!

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
Trustfall!

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Cactus Jack posted:

This was all part of Peter's plan to ride around on Ronan like Master Blaster.

WHO RULES ALBUQUERQUE?!

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

spiderman will bumble his way into namor's bed

"In a way, I guess I won!" *wink*

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
Yeah, I thought he was just a regular Kree blue-faced dude, and those patterns on his face were tattoos or something.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

howe_sam posted:

Ronan's going to blast his own helmet off isn't he?

I am like 99% sure that's what's going to happen.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
Is he strong? Listen bud, he's got murder-active blood!

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
"Hey Sentry, how come you aren't in the Kree Empire?"

"OH SHROOOOOM!!"

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Bless you

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
His JJJ the Accuser costume will just be the Iron Jonah suit painted to look like Ronan...with a hitler stache and bushy eyebrows.

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Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
MJ: FAPPO!!

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