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Lurdiak posted:Spider-mant.
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Synthbuttrange posted:
That's going to cut into his Ant-Man time.
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Wait. Three days from NY to LA? That's around 13 1/2 hours of driving for all three days. And that's going the most efficient route at an avg. of 41 hours. If you're taking a scenic route you have to deal with all those pesky speed traps and traffic signals.
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Tiggum posted:I was really confused until I realised you somehow mistyped 6 instead of 2. No a total of 6 one hour stops.
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notthegoatseguy posted:Didn't Peter say in the previous story that he didn't have a Driver's License? I could've sworn Scott had to drive because of that reason. Didn't have the license on him I thought. But apparently he can smuggle a Nikon D3 in his suit and set it up in the corner.
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YOU ARE EVADING MY QUESTION. YOU MUST BE HIDING THE THING I AM LOOKING FOR. I MUST USE MY HAMMER TO GET ANSWERS NEXT...Hammer Time!
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CapnAndy posted:Even at his buffest in the comics Superman still isn't that muscled, just in good trim, especially compared to how strong he is. Which actually makes sense -- if you're Superman and you have to lift something like a mountain range before you start putting in more effort than normal, how are you gonna bulk up, exactly? Do reps with the Moon? There was that run I vaguely remember, right after he was "resurrected" and had the mullet, where he was all swole from storing too much solar energy or something. I think it was right before 'lectric Superman.
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And then the innocent ETs, whose only crime was to run out of fuel, die painfully in an atmosphere that's lethally toxic to them.
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BROCK LESBIAN posted:Well yeah, she's shoving him for some reason. It must be an accident. I think the intent was for him to be grabbing her and diving away.
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Otherkinsey Scale posted:But that means Rocket tried to shoot MJ because Spider-Man didn't know his name. Have we considered that Ronan may be totally justified in wanting to apply the Hammer of Sweet Rehabilitation here?
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enigmahfc posted:This strip will just forget about Ronan now, and will focus on Rocket going on a mall shooting spree. That would be the best thing ever.
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I didn't think it could top Ronan. And then it did. I am in awe.
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NSM is truly a gift to all mankind.
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Synthbuttrange posted:
Is that a SPACE WALRUS? Named Wal(ly)?
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techknight posted:Have some avatars! (I used some of Carol's edited versions as a starting point) Man, I just got my Magic AV from someone and kind of love it. Missing MJ Side-Eye. I'm sure someone would jump all over that one.
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Cakefarts Carol posted:I'm still rooting for MJ solving the Ronan issue with hostess fruit pies If this happens, I'll never wish for anything ever again. I can still see those drat ads in my head. What's even better about them, is the villain always gets distracted by the delicious hostess fruit pies, but then the last panel shows them ready to be carted away all tied up. But not before the cops and the hero (and the kids who helped by stealing and using the fruit pies as a ballistic weapon) eating the drat pies in front of the bad guy who gets none.
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ColdPie posted:What ads are these? http://www.therobotsvoice.com/2009/11/the_10_dumbest_comic_book_hostess_ads.php Do a GIS for Hostess comic ads. There's a ton of them out there. Proteus Jones fucked around with this message at 04:41 on Jan 14, 2017 |
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Doc Hawkins posted:It did seem to have been a bridge slightly too far for the artist. She looks like a FAS baby all grown up with makeup and wig.
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techknight posted:God that panel is amazing OMG
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Tatum Girlparts posted:Still, at least it's a silver medal. Can anyone REALLY compete with 'naked raccoon man punches wild dog to eat trash'? She rides a dinosaur at one point.
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bunnyofdoom posted:Wait, hang on, what the gently caress is going on with those eggs. Did she like carry around a second pan of hot eggs, then dump them on Pete's eggs? Or did Pete eat them all, and she took the time to cook new eggs just to drop them on his plate as a much delayed response? I think those were her eggs she was cooking up and had enough of his poo poo and plonked them down over his. His spider suit is also going to get a big scorch mark in the shape of an iron on the back.
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I have no words at that last panel. E: OK, I do. Why does the Sentry have a bowl cut and why is it wearing overalls?
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Synthbuttrange posted:Things were different back then. Ah, the yesteryear of tomorrow. The MSJ posted:It also looks vaguely racist. Yeah, I was thinking of adding that, but decided not to poke it with that stick since it's almost certainly unintentional. I'm sure it will have a completely different cringeworthy racial caricature in the next strip. Proteus Jones fucked around with this message at 05:24 on Feb 15, 2017 |
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Synthbuttrange posted:
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Otherkinsey Scale posted:
Spidey's right arm looks like it's barely attached to his body. Although I guess I should know by now the artists are all "gently caress it, good enough. I gots bills to pay."
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Since when is Earth's atmosphere toxic to Kree... nevermind, Newspaper Universe.
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Dude in the first panel looks like he's wearing the weirdest wig.
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Synthbuttrange posted:(im the smiley face petroglyph)  That is clearly a frowny face
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 Wait... He's not dead, because after Ronan squashed him, he's not moving. Like a dead person. 
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graham cracker posted:Ronan is going to yell "NO, STOP!" and the sentry is going to hear it from miles away and be shut down. This has the ring of Newspaper Spider-Man Truth.
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theflyingorc posted:kinda curious what ronan's face looks like Bog standard Kree as far as I know.
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Choco1980 posted:Yeah, I thought he was just a regular Kree blue-faced dude, and those patterns on his face were tattoos or something. I think they're the ashes of dead Kree in their war with Xandar (or maybe the Skrull).
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Synthbuttrange posted:
Why... why is Spider-Man talking in past tense about something he's currently doing?
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Payndz posted:Can't he just patent his web formula and sell the rights to 3M or DuPont or whoever for a fortune? Maybe if action wasn't his reward he might be able to afford a car. Or even a cab. He owns a company and is a million(billion?)-aire now.
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