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Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

Manatee Cannon posted:

it would be amazing if the next three days of strips were just the parkers in the middle of nowhere, bored out of their minds

The Sunday strip is just going to be six straight panels of MJ looking pissed/bored and Pete looking miserable.

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Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

Synthbuttrange posted:



Oh 'Sarge' is his name.

Was.

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

Synthbuttrange posted:



I guess he's not called Ronan the Interrogator or Ronan the Polite Asker.

I like to think that rather than trying to interrogate the unconscious guys for the location of his thing, Hes actual just so worked up that he hasn't found it after five minutes of yelling at people that hes on the verge of pitching a hissy fit right there in the middle of the dinner.

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

I forgot for a moment that Ronan had that mark on his chin. I though he had his mouth hanging wide open as adsorbed all the food.

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

So I guess Pete missed the part where Ronan was yelling about finding the Sentry.

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

FredMSloniker posted:

I know that happened in the Jeff Goldblum version of 'The Fly'; were you thinking of that, or something in real life?

I think I know of the video in question and it was in real life. I wasn't able to find it mostly because typing in "arm wrestling broken arm" gets you a lot of results.

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

Lobsterman posted:

Pete looks like this day is REALLY getting to him.

He's been stuck in a car for most of it, and the only time he gets to stretch his legs he gets blasted head first through a window. Then some random color changing cop says he looks like a wuss. Its been a rough vacation so far.

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.


No You Fool! You'll release Rita!

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

Cue spidey getting punched in the face.

Also big talk from a guy who tried to blast an unarmed man in bright pajamas.

Ikasuhito fucked around with this message at 10:00 on Dec 31, 2016

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

Sad news is that tommorow will likely be a recap strip. The good news is that we might get to see spidey get kicked in the head and dropped on his rear end again.

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

Even Spidey realizes what a joke he is.

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

It's like this comic was made for this thread instead of the other way around!

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

Yvonmukluk posted:

Does newspaper Spidey even have an iPhone? I know that one wizard dude did, but hell even 616 Spidey didn't even own a computer until very recently.

As a matter of fact he does.



Its the one piece of modern technology he seems to have.

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

ManlyGrunting posted:

I'm glad Spidey was able to transfer his curse for a split second and save the day.

If that was his actual superpower he would be unstoppable.

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

Kwyndig posted:

Asleep, fully clothed, except for the raccoon, who is naked.

Edit

And there sleeping on top of the blankets with the lights on.

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

Manatee Cannon posted:

if the dog beats rocket, does that mean that stray dog is stronger than spider-man

I dont think we need to see the stray beat Rocket to determine that.

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

I see that the guy at the counter has gone ahead and changed into his late shift shirt.

Ed. For God's sake Pete take off your shoes when your in bed!

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

Dont judge, that color looks good on him.

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.


:perfect:

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

chinese barbecue porp posted:

No, Ronan, that's a hammer.

E: unless the sentry is just a bigger hammer

No you see Ronan is the sentry. Hes had a very thoughtful and introspective journey while we've been hanging out with the Parkers and hes come to realize that the power was inside himself all along.

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

You weren't in costume when you guys last "fought" spidey, take it easy.

And Rocket does look more threatening than you.

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

Synthbuttrange posted:



Sure just use a giant robot to plug up the world's tiniest volcano.



I like to think Ronans doing a little celebratory fist pump down there in the first panel.

Ikasuhito fucked around with this message at 05:41 on Feb 13, 2017

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

Oh please let the sentry land on their rental car.:pray:

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

Yikes, the colorist just :effort: there in the third panel.

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

Discount Trombones posted:

It's going to be JJJ with a shotgun lamp again. Somehow.

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

Would defeating Ronan stop the sentinel in any way? It just seems like no matter what plan spidey tries, it doesn't seem like that will change the fact that Albuquerque is screwed.

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.


And Spider-man grabs MJ and runs off.

"Not on my vacation!"

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.




:perfect: This gets a lot of use here and it is all justified.

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

So is the sentry standing on his knees in the second panel? The only way his proportions work is if his legs have become really stubby.

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

I like the little right angle "ZZZAKK" in the third panel.

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

jyrque posted:

That's the same truck passing.

It will be the same bald driver from before but he will be wearing a blue shirt now

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

I see rigor mortis has set in.

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

Aww. with both Ronan and the sentinel beaten, does this mean Rockets going to stuff Ronan's corpse unconscious body into his space ship and leave.:(

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

My God, they've mangled him in order to make him fit!:gonk:

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

Rocket died on the way back to the Guardians of the Galaxy.

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

I cant wait to see aunt May/Anna defeat whatever the new threat is going to be for this arc, while Spidey gets his gets beat up.

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

Ponsonby Britt posted:

Of course the Mole Man has a spy, how else is he going to watch Aunt May when he's not on the surface himself?

What's crazy is that this could actually be the truth.

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

I like that its the cops who have been getting knocked around and not the belligerent super villain who needs to be talked down from doing something stupid.

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

Zeeman posted:

Ah, the classics

January 2009:


May 2009:


So comic strips are typically written well ahead of time right? So how long to you figure it was between these two that they realized their mistake and decided to pull back?

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Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

Synthbuttrange posted:



oh. guess it is

And judging from the angle of the arm we would probably be able to see the rest of this monster if the panel would just move to the right a bit.

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