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Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

ZeroCount posted:

I'm staring at all the hands in panel 2 and the composition just keeps getting weirder

Peter's hand is covering his face. He's doing a talk to the hand to himself.

# ¿ Jun 7, 2017 15:23

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# ¿ May 2, 2024 12:44

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

A Newspaper Spider-Man week though, which is around 2 years of real life time.

# ¿ Jun 27, 2017 15:52

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

I hope we get a repeat of Spider-man getting told not to call the city Frisco because ~~Stan~~ Peter forgot about it. Or at least some sort of reference.

# ¿ Jul 17, 2017 10:29

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Stan casually sending off the extra characters so he can focus on The Wedding Saga

# ¿ Jul 19, 2017 03:06

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Finally a Spider-man comic with the correct web slinger anatomy

# ¿ Aug 3, 2017 02:13

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

I'm waiting for a recreation of this moment but with the chains and Melvin's whacking stick

Samuringa fucked around with this message at 13:55 on Sep 1, 2017

# ¿ Aug 31, 2017 10:40

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Somehow they'll lose the Fountain of Youth and Kala will age. Moleman will fall back for her and rule Subterrania by her side.

# ¿ Sep 2, 2017 14:15

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Oh no, he'll stop the stream and Tyrannus will age - but so will Kala. Now there's no one left to rule Subterrania and Uncle Melvin will have to stay

# ¿ Sep 15, 2017 18:23

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

ColdPie posted:

To be fair, Kala, unless you've got a measured vial of youth juice in your back pocket, you've effectively murdered him.

How hosed up would it be if Kala did have a vial, but it was too much and it turned Tyrannus into a baby, which would be raised by Melvin and her to be a proper ruler of Subterrania

# ¿ Sep 26, 2017 18:26

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

"While you were out partying, I studied the stick"

# ¿ Oct 7, 2017 23:29

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

I wonder how much the artist hates drawing all those details on Tyrannus' aged face

# ¿ Oct 9, 2017 08:00

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Spider-man furiously dabs at the rocks until they do what he wants.

# ¿ Oct 10, 2017 18:23

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

All Marvel characters who have crushed on May during the decades will crash the wedding and Peter & Melvin will have to drive them off

# ¿ Oct 11, 2017 15:50

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

This better end with Lenny, New King of the Moloids.

# ¿ Oct 18, 2017 10:54

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Otherkinsey Scale posted:

It's a miracle he's still caucasian.

Scaramouche posted:

Wasn't the agent guy blond at some point?

You're all missing the obvious clue

Newspaper Spider-Man: Secret Invasion

# ¿ Nov 8, 2017 22:43

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

The Unnamed One posted:

Bold direction of NSM to adapt Shed to the funny papers, let�s see if it pays off.

Spider-Man will have to keep making decoy sons for Connors to eat, like a rock wearing childrens clothes or a ball of web

# ¿ Nov 9, 2017 01:57

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Welcome to the Very Special Episode "Spider-Man Gets Redpilled"

# ¿ Nov 11, 2017 01:35

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

That was a pretty good throw for an one-armed man

# ¿ Nov 14, 2017 23:43

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Time to meet Spider-Man new nemesis: Florida Man

# ¿ Nov 17, 2017 21:21

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

At least it was sensible of Connors to move to Florida, if he turns into a lizard he'll at least have company.

# ¿ Nov 19, 2017 19:17

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Alhazred posted:

Is there a reason why he can't get a bionic arm like Misty Knight?

There's no worse fate than being forced to give yourself The Stranger for the rest of your life.

# ¿ Nov 21, 2017 22:48

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

He was doing a Goodbye High Five

# ¿ Nov 21, 2017 23:13

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Dr. Connors will drink the serum and turn into a normal sized lizard

He'll still fight Peter

Spider-man will still lose

# ¿ Nov 22, 2017 16:29

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

notthegoatseguy posted:

Why is the guy with only one arm driving?

And it somehow got worse.

# ¿ Nov 26, 2017 23:20

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

This entire arc will involve Dr. Connors doing increasingly intricate things flawlessly while Peter and MJ sit back and watch

# ¿ Nov 27, 2017 19:14

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Synthbuttrange posted:

NEXT: IT HAPPENS AGAIN!

# ¿ Nov 29, 2017 03:55

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

She pulled the Ol' Hal Jordan, I see

# ¿ Nov 30, 2017 00:23

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Next: Spider-Man Wrestles With An Alligator For Twelve Pages

# ¿ Dec 3, 2017 07:17

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Spoilers for the next comics

Synthbuttrange posted:

Jungle Comics page 31

# ¿ Dec 6, 2017 02:33

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Sabertooth

# ¿ Dec 7, 2017 04:20

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Alhazred posted:

She's right outside the loving cabin!

Peter is the Reverse Daredevil, all his senses were dulled by the spider bite.

# ¿ Dec 7, 2017 06:13

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

An awfully skinny Kraven with a bowl cut?

Maybe it's an illegitimate child that's trying to prove himself.

# ¿ Dec 8, 2017 07:42

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

MissEchelon posted:

Is Bruce Banner's hair really that terrible?

The Hulk has had some awful hairdos over the years

# ¿ Dec 10, 2017 05:56

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

"Holy Hannah" is way too specific of a catchphrase to not belong to an established character but I have never heard of it before.

# ¿ Dec 11, 2017 10:42

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Manatee Cannon posted:

the gator is laughing at florida man's machete

maybe losing the other arm will render him unable of trying to regrow the first

The gator has played Knifey Spooney before, he has the advantage.

# ¿ Dec 12, 2017 03:28

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Peter's could see a doctor to make his Spider Sense throbbing last longer.

# ¿ Dec 12, 2017 23:51

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

The crocodile is about to get hit with the Knightfall

# ¿ Dec 14, 2017 00:33

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

You know, gators have very strong jaws, Hulk pulling him like that should've ripped Connors leg off. Missed opportunity, writers.

# ¿ Dec 14, 2017 03:28

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

RONNK

AAGHHH...

HRRRR

# ¿ Dec 14, 2017 22:59

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# ¿ May 2, 2024 12:44

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Mikl posted:

HERE COMES THE HULK

It'll be proof that God exists if the next strip begins with THERE GOES THE INCREDIBLE HULK while he just walks away, never to be seen again in this arc.

# ¿ Dec 14, 2017 23:26

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