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Manatee Cannon posted:thor got drunk and fell off his goat; that's what they saw fall out of the sky. the next arc is peter taking the odinson to an aa meeting "I'm Thor Odinson, and I have a problem.. all of my mead is gone. Any of thou know where to find a drink around here?"
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Synthbuttrange posted:
"MY GRAND SLAM BREAKFAST"
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Synthbuttrange posted:All of Sarge's colors changed again, but everything else looks the same. That, or he's bleeding like a stuck pig from the exit wound Ronan's .45 magnum hammer left after that KBLAM.
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CapnAndy posted:Even at his buffest in the comics Superman still isn't that muscled, just in good trim, especially compared to how strong he is. Which actually makes sense -- if you're Superman and you have to lift something like a mountain range before you start putting in more effort than normal, how are you gonna bulk up, exactly? Do reps with the Moon? You probably pull a Goku and find some way to exercise in an environment with several hundreds times the gravity you're used to.
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Begemot posted:Why didn't you change in the car, Peter. Now you're gonna get sand in your costume! One of his villains is a dude named Sandman, I'm sure he's used to it.
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Tiggum posted:He already has radioactive blood. Radioactive spider blood, as the 90s cartoon theme helpfully mentioned six or seven times.
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Rocket's going to beat three shades of poo poo out of Ronan entirely on his own, isn't he?
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Jan 2, 2017 18:22
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Cakefarts Carol posted:it's been bleak territory for edits though You could maybe cut out the first panel and Spidey's speech bubble in the second, and put in side-eye MJ in as the third panel. Just completely disgusted at Pete's elation over beating a raccoon. Edit: Not sure if it works, but hey: 
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Ikasuhito posted:As a matter of fact he does. What the gently caress is his expression on the second panel? It's like took out his phone to occupy himself during a troublesome dump but forgot he wasn't actually on the toilet.
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Jan 16, 2017 23:59
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Endless Mike posted:DON'T EVER TALK TO ME OR MY SPACE SON EVER AGAIN!! See, I would have gone with "Star Lad".
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Jan 18, 2017 20:13
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I'm still baffled that the concept of a garbage can is utterly foreign to Rocket. He has to be bullshitting; he just wants to eat garbage and he's pulling the alien space-man shtick to justify it.
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Jan 23, 2017 01:59
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Push El Burrito posted:Spider-Man just wants some warm eggs and now he has been torn apart by a galactic force of destruction. This is why I just have coffee and a granola bar.
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Feb 13, 2017 20:04
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Mover posted:That's probably the Kree equivalent of holding the gun sideways when you shoot it Ronan is O.G. (origins: galactic).
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You say that, but the Weapon-X kit they put him in during Apocalypse was pretty stupid looking.
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Feb 21, 2017 21:31
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How the gently caress did he plan to take off Ronan's helmet after webbing his own arms to Ronan's shoulder blades?
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Mar 3, 2017 07:26
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Synthbuttrange posted:
One mandroid's continuing quest to get some loving shrooms.
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Mar 6, 2017 06:30
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Manatee Cannon posted:I can't wait for ronan to hit himself in the face with his own hammer I think what the artist is trying to convey is that Ronan has moved his hammer behind his own head, and behind Spider-Man. I think Spidey's brilliant plan is to jump off at the last second and let Ronan blast his own helmet off. But that may just, like, blow his own head clean off.
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Well I'm about to suffocate, I better conserve my air by screaming at the top of my lungs.
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Mar 11, 2017 07:36
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Don't worry, most American police forces are heavily militarized at this point. Spidey's gonna roll up on Albuquerque only to find the local PD doing donuts on the Sentry in an APC.
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Spidey's going to put the helmet on backwards so that Ronan can't see, and this being Newspaper Spider-Man it will actually work.
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Mar 15, 2017 09:23
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"It's Spider-Man, and a feral raccoon is going for his jugular! Now he's rolling around on the street and shrieking as he tries to fight it off!"
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ArmyOfMidgets posted:
How could things be any worse? Well, for one, Ronan could also be trying to kill you.
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Synthbuttrange posted:
God, another story where planking saves the day. It's so predictable!
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Synthbuttrange posted:
So.. 50, 60 parts? Quill's still using cassette tapes, surely it can't be that much.
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Apr 18, 2017 07:15
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The Sentry has to be jumping rope with Pete's spine by this point, right?
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Cat Mattress posted:MJ looks like a stoned owl Turns out she had the shrooms all along.
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Apr 22, 2017 18:53
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This is going to end with a hacksaw.
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Groot is acceptably a tree-man. Good job!
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notthegoatseguy posted:Are they going to drag out the villain reveal until Sunday? Nah, that would be rushing it. Gotta let tension like this breathe.
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Discendo Vox posted:
I did a thing: 
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May 15, 2017 02:52
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Elfface posted:The Solid Snake interview technique. The Solid Snake interview technique?!
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May 22, 2017 17:14
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Exactly what was Mole-Man doing that required two cops show up and try to draw on him, again?
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May 23, 2017 04:09
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ZeroCount posted:MJ's agent is getting pretty elvish in the background there. Owen Burnett needed a new gig after Xanatos got tapped for Commerce Secretary in the Trump administration.
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Jerusalem posted:Stan Lee('s ghost writer), if the Agent turns out to be Puck after all and this is a Newspaper Spider-Man/Gargoyles crossover I will love you forever. "Moloids love a battle hearty-- so does Puck, c'mon, let's party!"
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ZeroCount posted:Mole Man is more of a hero than he is He's the hero we deserve, and also the hero we need.
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mind the walrus posted:Lenny's expression tells me that the Mole Kingdom has better public schools than Queens. "Did that prick just call me a stupid, disgusting anteater? I'm going to kick his rear end!"
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Kwyndig posted:What could possibly be his plan here. "Now that you've infuriated Lenny beyond all rational measure, he'll stop at nothing to tear you limb from limb! Thus giving me the time I need to slowly beat him to death with my walking stick."
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Oh, I get it. He's going to weave an apartment building out of web around them, then affix the fire escape to the outside to complete the disguise.
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Push El Burrito posted:We're sending you to San Francisco and we're sparing every expense. mind the walrus posted:What do you think this agency is made of? Mole money? Gravitas Shortfall posted:Mole money, mole problems I can't believe how good this thread is, to say nothing of the comic itself.
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