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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Newspaper Spider-Man is just so adorable, it's like something a kid would write and I mean that absolutely as a compliment.

The storyline where Spider-Man wants to fly on an airplane in his costume (with help from Barack Obama!) only to find he's stuck next to a little poo poo of a kid is just something beautiful.

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Knormal posted:

So is that a lamp, TV, or computer on JJJ's bedstand? Or just a stack of rectangular cubes?

It's a box of pictures.... pictures of Spider-Man!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Yvonmukluk posted:

He keeps them close to hand to fill him with vengeance.

Spider-Man swings by the Daily Bugle just to let JJ know he's there :3:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Oh Antman :doh:

This is fantastic.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

I wonder how productive I'll be toda-

X-O posted:

Hey, if you like Newspaper Spider-Man, check out the OP for a new addition and overdose to your heart's content.

Welp!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Sabretooth just kind of wandering aimlessly around New York for weeks in the hopes of bumping into Spider-Man is way funnier than it should be.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Serious Frolicking posted:

it is easy to hide in the periwinkle void

Just like dogs, J Jonah Jamesons can't look up.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Please let them get a lovely compact and have a long, uncomfortable road-trip squashed in with each other constantly complaining :allears:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

I am seriously, 100% genuinely shocked we didn't get at least a week of strips of Peter and Scott driving to the place.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Android Blues posted:

"Hey, I took these pictures of you getting beaten up by Spider-Man at your isolated country retreat hours away from the city. I was just in the grounds at the time and happened to see the action going down!"

Robbie: Elias, think about this for a seco-
Elia: Think for a second? Do you think I'm made of money!?!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Yeah, "Can man exist in a vacuum??" is amazing

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

He probably shrunk her and then forgot where he put her or lost her, and she's been running around loving with his experiments in true Jameson fashion ever since.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Hank's "For gently caress's sake, Spidey..... :doh:" face is amazing.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Doc Hawkins posted:

"But in the Latin alphabet, 'spider' begins with an A..."

Haha, that's great :golfclap:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Why didn't Egghead check Pym's pocke-

Mikl posted:

The possibility of seeing a Wasp getting beat up was too much of a temptation.

Oh my God :vince:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

FredMSloniker posted:

He's Mister Fantastic, not Doctor Fantastic.

Doom: At last, Doom's chance to shi-

mind the walrus posted:

Ok then Dr Blake

:doom:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

bunnyofdoom posted:

Or even Dr. Strange again.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Oh my God this strip just keeps on giving :swoon:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Mover posted:

Only if u fuckin snitch on him Spidey, be cool

For some reason this absolutely cracked me up :)

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Pym: Yeah you realize you just confessed to murder in front of four witnesses, right?
Starr: Oh right... :sweatdrop:

Between this and,"That spider ALSO has the proportionate strength of a spider.... :doh:", I'm really digging Hank Pym: Only smart man in the Newspaper Spider-Man Universe.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Manatee Cannon posted:

obviously he mugged poor peter parker and stole his camera

"Why that Spider-Man is a menace! Miss Brant, buy some flowers to send to Peter Parker in the hospital..... no wait.... check the dumpster out back of the florists and send him some of those, he'll never know the difference!"

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Holy poo poo I love you newspaper Spider-Man

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Please tell me Pym is just off-panel going :doh: at Scott.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Esme posted:

That's the worst headline I've ever seen. Safety doesn't sell newspapers Jameson!

I hope to God that THE CITY IS SAFE is the headline announcing JJ's return as owner/EIC of the Bugle :allears:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


loving Robbie hanging out in the background loving life - Jonah's back and as stupid as ever :allears:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

I kinda wish they'd left out the last panel. Oh Peter :laugh:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

uPen posted:

Rent control, they've been living in that same apartment since 1977.

Landlord: Eventually they'll get old and die and I can be rid of them, heh heh heh. They sure look good for their age though.... :tinfoil:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Tiggum posted:

MJ is actually a really successful stage actor, it's just her films that are terrible. There have been storylines before about Peter hating the fact that she makes so much money while he makes barely any.

"Married to a rich supermodel.... that ol' Parker luck kicking me in the can again!"

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Guys I'm starting to worry the Parkers won't get to California on time! :ohdear:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

SpiritOfLenin posted:

I love how Ronan seems to be showing his hammer to the cops(?), as if to say "DO NOT WORRY LAWMEN OF EARTH, I TOO AM A LAWMAN, AND HERE IS MY BADGE OF OFFICE - A HAMMER".

This is absolutely how I choose to interpret this now :)

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

SilverSupernova posted:

This table stood accused.
Now it no longer stands at all.

"So says..... RONAN THE ACCUSER!"

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

joehonkie posted:

IT ACTUALLY MIGHT! is probably my favorite "next" in the whole of this series.

Haha gently caress yes, it's amazing.

I love that the narrator for this whole trip has been trying to warn Peter what a terrible loving idea everything he does is.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Opposing Farce posted:

"Ronan does not answer questions! Except for this one!"

Ronan likes to talk about himself :3:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

bunnyofdoom posted:

iron Jonah rides again!

Turns out Ronan is looking for those photos that Peter promised JJ he'd get of Spider-Man in California!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

BROCK LESBIAN posted:

I love how Ronan just accepts whatever happens. "Why the hell is this guy trying?"

Ronan: ....fwip? I accuse Peter Parker of Earth of the crime of.... being lame!
Flash Thompson: We find the accused guilty! :haw:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

RRRIIIPT?

The "IT!" that Ronan was looking for was the bathroom and after fighting Peter he can't hold in his farts any more :ohdear:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

ImpAtom posted:

Oh, I see what happened here. Someone told them to make Ronan as Kirby as possible and the artist just drastically misunderstood.

Nice

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

I hope to God Peter just faked out being KOed because he'll be damned if this roadtrip with MJ is gonna take any longer than necessary, and they'll just head off on their merry way after putting in a call to the FF to deal with this.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

The Living Tribunal is demanding to see the manager at a McDonalds while Pete and MJ are behind him in the drive-thru.

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Bruceski posted:

"What in Doom's name is a mocha whip? Doom just demands a regular coffee!"

Wait till Doom finds out there is no "regular" size, it comes in Large, Super-Large or Jumbo Extra. :doom:

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