Newspaper Spider-Man: "Yo, Spider-Man! Down here!"

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Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

Synthbuttrange posted:

BUSTED

JJJ has figured it out, Peter Parker is The Mighty Thor!

Push El Burrito fucked around with this message at 07:41 on Nov 13, 2016

# ¿ Nov 13, 2016 07:16

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# ¿ May 2, 2024 11:17

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

Didn't Peter once try to cash a check made out to Spider-Man?

# ¿ Nov 15, 2016 00:01

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Pyros posted:

Did JJJ drive up there himself, but then decided he was going to hop into the rental car and get chauffeured back by Spidey?

Come on you costumed freaks we don't have all day.

# ¿ Nov 15, 2016 08:21

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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

lol i love that hosed up tiny subway entrance.

The stairs end 3 feet below the street. You have to climb up the rest of the way.

# ¿ Nov 17, 2016 15:41

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CharlestheHammer posted:

With how NSM does pacing it will take ten years.

So it will be over quicker than the comics?

# ¿ Nov 19, 2016 20:02

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

Ok but why does Pete have a framed picture of Barry Gibb?

# ¿ Nov 21, 2016 17:23

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Endless Mike posted:

Did you know? You can rent cars more than once!

Even after the things Jonah did in your old car?

# ¿ Nov 22, 2016 16:41

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

Judging by the scenery they've made it at least to New Mexico. Peter must be flooring it.

# ¿ Nov 25, 2016 19:30

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Buckets posted:

And the dialogue! Yep... all the clues point to New Mexico!

My eyes were drawn to MJ's rage and I missed that. They really know how to tell a story with their art!

# ¿ Nov 25, 2016 20:21

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Jerusalem posted:

Landlord: Eventually they'll get old and die and I can be rid of them, heh heh heh. They sure look good for their age though....

It has only been 4 months since 1977 in Newspaper Spider-Man time.

# ¿ Nov 26, 2016 22:15

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ArmyOfMidgets posted:

Venom? Guardians of the Galaxy? Silver Surfer and the potty training 2?! Lets find out tomorrow, true believers!

METEOR SHOWER? *flings car off road and slams brakes*

WE'RE WATCHING THIS poo poo!

# ¿ Nov 27, 2016 07:48

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

MODOK strapped to the roof.

# ¿ Nov 28, 2016 17:31

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Binary Badger posted:

MJ and Peter run to the crash site, they find It's Nick Fury on one of his skycycles, which lies in pieces on the ground.

He gets up, curses himself 'fer forgettin' ta get the ol' gal gassed up,' then commandeers the car and demands to be driven to Las Vegas.

Peter refuses and Fury blows his stogie into Peter's face, Peter passes out as Fury explains that the cigar smoke contains a knockout drug.

Fury dumps Peter next to a cactus, then drives off with MJ in his arm, shouting 'Vegas, baby!'

Then the bottom of the last panel says, NEXT: VEGAS, BABY!

And it turns out Vegas Baby is a mobster's brain stuck in a baby's body who runs the Las Vegas underworld.

# ¿ Nov 28, 2016 20:10

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

Ronan is there to search for bus fare. Peter will offer him a ride, but Ronan will call shotgun.

# ¿ Nov 29, 2016 16:29

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Mods please change my name to WROK FRAK BKAK.

# ¿ Nov 29, 2016 21:40

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Choco1980 posted:

Ronan is actually now hosting a travel show on Food Network

WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS? *gestures angrily towards Guy Fieri*

# ¿ Dec 1, 2016 04:49

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

I want it to do a "Meanwhile..." and cut to Mary Jane still just peeling the gently caress out in the dirt.

# ¿ Dec 1, 2016 22:26

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CapnAndy posted:

Ronan have you considered, like, just actually asking for what you want first? Even once?

Uhh he did ask where it was.

# ¿ Dec 2, 2016 19:35

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dordreff posted:

aww the little man is angry

Sarges are tough.

Edit:

ColdPie posted:

Somehow I missed this and thank you for making my dreams come true.

Push El Burrito fucked around with this message at 20:18 on Dec 3, 2016

# ¿ Dec 3, 2016 09:04

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Ronan is only as consistent as he chooses to be!

# ¿ Dec 6, 2016 08:22

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I love Peter Planker in the second panel.

# ¿ Dec 8, 2016 09:32

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I love how Ronan just accepts whatever happens. "Why the hell is this guy trying?"

# ¿ Dec 9, 2016 06:48

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Choco1980 posted:

I assume that's what he's ripping in the panel.

So it wasn't a mighty fart?

# ¿ Dec 10, 2016 18:29

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Synthbuttrange posted:

OH MY GOD

OH MY GOD

OH MY loving GOD

HE'S GOING TO BE DEFEATED BY HOSTESS FRUIT CAKES I JUST KNOW IT

He was hit so hard his shirt changed colors :stare:

# ¿ Dec 11, 2016 07:43

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

Says the man with his t-shirt tucked into his jeans.

# ¿ Dec 13, 2016 06:57

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Ronan will power walk his way to his goal.

# ¿ Dec 14, 2016 06:47

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I remember seeing Over The Top.

# ¿ Dec 16, 2016 17:28

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That's basically what his spider tracers are.

# ¿ Dec 17, 2016 08:26

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I tried one super team and gave up, the Peter Parker story.

# ¿ Dec 18, 2016 07:44

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That car looks cramped as hell. Had to go with the compact, couldn't spring for a mid-size?

# ¿ Dec 19, 2016 16:45

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I'm holding out for Blastaar.

# ¿ Dec 20, 2016 15:47

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ArmyOfMidgets posted:

That car door cuts the front window in half.

# ¿ Dec 21, 2016 06:44

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

Make the first and second panel angry MJ.

# ¿ Dec 21, 2016 08:11

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Synthbuttrange posted:

Nope its a capsule containing the last survivor of an alien planet!

Luckily he was found by a kindly loving couple and not a couple of passive aggressive assholes.

# ¿ Dec 22, 2016 07:13

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

Rocket is here to score some cheap liquor.

# ¿ Dec 25, 2016 06:45

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Woebin posted:

It's short for "EC Tetra", a type of milk carton.

This thread is for Newspaper Spider-Man not 60's Batman.

# ¿ Dec 26, 2016 22:58

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He slipped loose from my grasp! If only I had the power to stick to things!

# ¿ Dec 28, 2016 07:54

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Synthbuttrange posted:

"Look out MJ!", he yells as she shoves him out of the way.

Well yeah, she's shoving him for some reason. It must be an accident.

# ¿ Dec 29, 2016 06:50

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flosofl posted:

I think the intent was for him to be grabbing her and diving away.

You believe that, I choose to believe he just doesn't understand why she's shoving him.

# ¿ Dec 29, 2016 07:17

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# ¿ May 2, 2024 11:17

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joehonkie posted:

Hah, that middle panel is like the Peter equivalent of the stinkeye MJ panel.

It's Dreamworks Peter Parker.

# ¿ Jan 4, 2017 22:05

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