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CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

I am sick of this loving sentimental Toyota commercial.

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Alkabob
May 31, 2011
I would like to speak to the manager about the socialists, please
Sometimes I miss the one off episodes but the potential for this story arc is going to be ape poo poo.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

"Meet Darrell. Darrell was star of his football team and surprisingly had no illegitimate children or police record."

drat.

FuriousxGeorge
Aug 8, 2007

We've been the best team all year.

They're just finding out.
Too much memberberry wine, Gerald.

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



CBJSprague24 posted:

Rise...sit, or take a knee...to support America. :thurman:

JJ Abrams has done it again! :911:

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

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Gaunab posted:

Already a minute into Legends of chamberlain and I hate it.

Yeah, it looks painfully unfunny and trying so hard to be edgelord. I know Wilmore got poo poo ratings and the show didn't quite find its groove, but I'm really annoyed that it got canceled only for this to get picked up.

FuriousxGeorge
Aug 8, 2007

We've been the best team all year.

They're just finding out.
Someone needs to go ahead and photoshop some vaginaballs on here.

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

I'm not one of those who thinks South Park is dead (loved the last season) but this episode was real boring. Don't think I laughed at all.

some bust on that guy
Jan 21, 2006

This avatar was paid for by the Silent Majority.
I laughed a lot. Thought it was much better than the last three episodes last season about ads and the lame Tweek/Craig yaoi. The only thing that fell flat for me is the member berries. Hope that doesn't stick around. I loved Kyle's dad being the internet troll and Mr Garrison having to backpedal and being worried that he's actually going to win. Hilarious episode.

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

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Super Ninja Fish posted:

I laughed a lot. Thought it was much better than the last three episodes last season about ads and the lame Tweek/Craig yaoi. The only thing that fell flat for me is the member berries. Hope that doesn't stick around. I loved Kyle's dad being the internet troll and Mr Garrison having to backpedal and being worried that he's actually going to win. Hilarious episode.

Yeah, and I'm glad that they didn't poo poo on Clinton too much either. It's not that I'm against making GBS threads on her at all - I'm voting for her, but she does deserve at least a little mockery - but it's nice that this episode wasn't just some "TRUTH IN THE MIDDLE, BOTH CANDIDATES EQUALLY BAD" horseshit. Like the original "giant douche/turd sandwich" ep, for example.

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know

Majorian posted:

Yeah, and I'm glad that they didn't poo poo on Clinton too much either. It's not that I'm against making GBS threads on her at all - I'm voting for her, but she does deserve at least a little mockery - but it's nice that this episode wasn't just some "TRUTH IN THE MIDDLE, BOTH CANDIDATES EQUALLY BAD" horseshit. Like the original "giant douche/turd sandwich" ep, for example.

I just don't like it when they go full on political, and prefer to see them mock the characters outside of politics, kind of how like the made Obama/McCain into an Ocean's 11 style crew.

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

That Obama/McCain episode was kinda crappy too. Their contemporary politics episode tend to be a little off.

I liked Douche v Turd and I'm A Little Bit Country though. Catchy tunes.

NutritiousSnack
Jul 12, 2011

Sardonik posted:

South park Matt lauer asking better questions than the real one

It was a scene for scene recreation of what he (correctly) did to Hilary about the email server and her extremely lame comments on it. While the Trump mockery is much bland mainstream consensus, they are hitting the actual political truth of this election pretty hard, a terrible racist who doesn't even want to be elected might win because the other candidate also has no redeeming values but is so bland no one cares about her whatsoever.

NutritiousSnack fucked around with this message at 05:18 on Sep 15, 2016

socialsecurity
Aug 30, 2003

NutritiousSnack posted:

It was a scene for scene recreation of what he (correctly) did to Hilary about the email server and her extremely lame comments on it. While the Trump mockery is much bland mainstream consensus, they are hitting the actual political truth of this election pretty hard, a terrible racist who doesn't even want to be elected might win because the other candidate also has no redeeming values but is so bland no one cares about her whatsoever.

Hillary's platform is the most progressive ever put forward and has the potential to help millions of people, don't smugly assume you are above it all or actually know what's going on because you heard some scare tactic nonsense about a email server.

Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
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Taco Defender
OMG such a good episode!

TheFattestPat
Dec 28, 2012

Santa Cat Says: Good deeds are the things to always do, just make sure someone is watching you
Wasn't expecting Gerald to be the internet troll. But then...what is Cartman really up to?

That fairy tale he wrote had me rolling. "He went to visit his grandmother, who was a little black boy named Token." Even better than those politically correct fairy tale titles I so love.

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant
The ending was great, but big props to the Hillary intern that said "Let's run an ad with Vets and overlay Trump's shittalking during the premiere episode".

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

TheFattestPat posted:

That fairy tale he wrote had me rolling. "He went to visit his grandmother, who was a little black boy named Token."

GET OVER IT.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
That was...kinda weird.

But the end also got me longing for more, so maybe it's just a slow starting season.

Small White Dragon
Nov 23, 2007

No relation.

socialsecurity posted:

Hillary's platform is the most progressive ever put forward and has the potential to help millions of people, don't smugly assume you are above it all or actually know what's going on because you heard some scare tactic nonsense about a email server.
One of the four people excited by her identified!

(But seriously, let's leave that poo poo out of this thread.)

FuriousxGeorge
Aug 8, 2007

We've been the best team all year.

They're just finding out.
This satire by authors who have been as clear as possible that they view both sides as worthless garbage very much supports my side.

Lyer
Feb 4, 2008

I didn't think this episode was all that funny in of itself, but I think it's setting up for bigger dominos to knock down.

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

linking over-reliance on nostalgia to ring-wing thought via the 'memberberries was more astute than i usually give matt and trey credit for so i was really impressed with this episode

thrakkorzog
Nov 16, 2007
It was an OK episode. I laughed a few times, but it mostly just felt like a rehash of 12 year old jokes about douche vs. turd. It felt like the setup for some future episodes, in case we forgot about last season.

So hopefully, maybe the next couple of episodes will actually have some sort of insightful commentary or be funny. One or the other, I'm not particular.

thrakkorzog fucked around with this message at 07:31 on Sep 15, 2016

LostRook
Jun 7, 2013
Once again we must suffer the invasion of D&D.

My Q-Face
Jul 8, 2002

A dumb racist who need to kill themselves

socialsecurity posted:

Hillary's platform is the most progressive ever put forward and has the potential to help millions of people, don't smugly assume you are above it all or actually know what's going on because you heard some scare tactic nonsense about a email server.

Hahahaha, go back to your :shillary: hug box, DnD is that-a-way.

My Q-Face
Jul 8, 2002

A dumb racist who need to kill themselves
I loved it. They had a lot to catch up on and they touched on almost all of it.

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
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The first couple of minutes were especially wonderful. Conversely, the first couple of minutes of the show that followed, set in the same environment, were abysmal.

It's like we're back home, with another crap show following South Park.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
I laughed at Butters laughing at Cartman being called fat.

I was mildly amused at JJ Abrams changint the anthem so that it didn't matter what you did while it was playing.

And I laughed at Cartman looking in the toilet after Kyle stands up.

Small White Dragon
Nov 23, 2007

No relation.

Waltzing Along posted:

And I laughed at Cartman looking in the toilet after Kyle stands up.
Also, Kyle apparently doesn't wipe. :o

MiddleOne
Feb 17, 2011

Small White Dragon posted:

Also, Kyle apparently doesn't wipe. :o

You can sit for number one. :ssh:

You're The Worst already did this joke.

NutritiousSnack
Jul 12, 2011

socialsecurity posted:

Hillary's platform is the most progressive ever put forward and has the potential to help millions of people, don't smugly assume you are above it all or actually know what's going on because you heard some scare tactic nonsense about a email server.

She put classified info on a public server because she an idiot. Likewise, much like most powerful people, when she broke the law out of ineptitude rather than maliciousness she wasn't even given a slap on the wrist, even though she tried to cover it up at all costs (like smashing all her electronic devices with hammers and using purging software when the FBI came a knocking). I suggest reading anything by any legal expert, especially the Popehat people who are anti Trump as hell and you can read about his legal woes as bonus).

As for her agenda no it isn't. Sanders had a progressive agenda. Obama had a liberal agenda. Hillary's healthcare for women proposals, the best thing about her, in some areas are eclipsed by Trump (maternity leave). Her foreign policy agenda includes escalating American action in Syria and elsewhere in the Middle East (a policy that bred ISIS and the refugee crisis, as well the uncounted loss of life) and promoting a neo cold war with Russia, something that Obama outright mocked Romney for. There's her Wallstreet apologia and connections, there's her complete unwillingness to provide a public option. There is a reason why neocons flocked to her when Trump won, it's because they have the same overall policy goals and philosophy. gently caress, her position on the TTP is obvious fake and has been out righted stated as such by her personal friends and she even dropped her support of the minimum 15 dollar wage.

Hillary Clinton would be the most despised major candidate, if not for Trump, in history for a reason. She had to cheat and collude with the media to defeat a seventy year old socialist for a reason. She would have lost to loving Cruz by a landslide for a reason. She can't reliably beat an orange white supremacist reality tv show for a reason.

She's a piece of poo poo and if she wins will be a terrible president. Trump being worse doesn't change that or make that better. Hence the joke that even when trying to campagin for her, Garrison can't think of anything to say besides "think of the big picture. Yeah okay, I get that. "

My Q-Face posted:

Hahahaha, go back to your :shillary: hug box, DnD is that-a-way.

Propaganda Machine
Jan 2, 2005

Truthiness!
Mostly good points but I think Hillary's maternity plan is double the length of Trump's and also includes paternity leave, which is miles better, if true.

My problem with her is that I don't think she'll actually follow through on anything. She's feinting left because, well, she almost lost to a 70 year-old socialist many of whose supporters actively despise her.

Hunker down for a week of DnD bullshit I guess. The best parts of that episode were the callbacks to GD and TS and the 15 seconds we got of an inept children's storybook.

NutritiousSnack
Jul 12, 2011

Waltzing Along posted:

I laughed at Butters laughing at Cartman being called fat.

I was mildly amused at JJ Abrams changing the anthem so that it didn't matter what you did while it was playing.

And I laughed at Cartman looking in the toilet after Kyle stands up.

I laughed at the swipes at the coverage Ghostbusters 2016 and Amy Schumer, and was rolling over in laughter at Kyle's dad being the sexist internet troll.

Propaganda Machine posted:

Hunker down for a week of DnD bullshit I guess. The best parts of that episode were the callbacks to GD and TS and the 15 seconds we got of an inept children's storybook.

This election is a nightmare.

I know the storybook was another swipe at GB 2016 but was it also referencing that Christmas Critters episode?

junan_paalla
Dec 29, 2009

Seriously, do drugs

thrakkorzog posted:

it mostly just felt like a rehash of 12 year old jokes about douche vs. turd.

It's a commentary about the election? And about rehashing old poo poo?

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

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MiddleOne posted:

You can sit for number one. :ssh:

You're The Worst already did this joke.

South Park beat 'em to it: "Reverse Cowgirl."

Mexican Cat Farm
Dec 11, 2010

2 Rich White Men: You can't hate the police, they protect all my propety

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames

TheFattestPat posted:

Wasn't expecting Gerald to be the internet troll. But then...what is Cartman really up to?

Just being his douchey self because he can't help it.

I feel like it's pointless to speculate on the season's endgame, because who saw sentient ads coming? Who saw crab people coming?

My Q-Face
Jul 8, 2002

A dumb racist who need to kill themselves

Trap sprung!


Mexican Cat Farm posted:

2 Rich White Men: You can't hate the police, they protect all my propety

Yes, clearly the message of tonight's episode.

NutritiousSnack posted:

I know the storybook was another swipe at GB 2016 but was it also referencing that Christmas Critters episode?

I thought it was referencing a lot of movies and comic books that suddenly included black/minority actors/characters in roles that used to be white. (fantastic four, some Marvel stuff, maybe Star Wars)

Propaganda Machine posted:

Mostly good points but I think Hillary's maternity plan is double the length of Trump's and also includes paternity leave, which is miles better, if true.

Trump's is twice as long but Hillary includes paternal leave as well.

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Arbite
Nov 4, 2009





Also, uncensored "Go fuckin' crazy" during the dancing.

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