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Elaine flounders hopelessly through life, not enjoying any of the rights and liberties of modern woman because she comes from a world of feeble illiteracy and stifling superstition. Meanwhile, Jerry is raped and killed by Newman.
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George double dips his palm frond into the brain of the recently deceased during the ritual cannibalization of his girlfriend's relative.
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Secular Humanist posted:Elaine flounders hopelessly through life, not enjoying any of the rights and liberties of modern woman because she comes from a world of feeble illiteracy and stifling superstition. Actually pre-agricultural societies had a very high level of gender equality. 
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Ooga booga what deal with peanut
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George considers getting a bigger club to use to attract women. Kramer tries to recruit Jerry into his current get food scheme of milking sabre tooth cats. Eliane gets mild concussion when Jerry hits her to assert dominance.
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Germstore posted:Actually pre-agricultural societies had a very high level of gender equality. True, really poo poo was pretty good for a long time then everything started going downhill around the so-called "enlightenment".  Also: Silvio is a literal saber-tooth tiger
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Elaine uses all the silphium
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Eliane touches the monolith.
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Everyone just wants to eat the top part of the mammoth brain, and then what do we do with the rest of it?
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happyhippy posted:Eliane touches the monolith. ...and is suddenly inspired to do the little kicks.
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It's all backwards you wanna live long enough that your hair falls out so everybody is shaving themselves bald and growing a beard.
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Kramer invests in a pyramid scheme.
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kramer builds a competing stonehenge, causes a famine when his followers plant in october
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Jery walks in George and Kramer creating fire. "What the heck is going on here?!"
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Whatley converts to Moonism. Seinfeld thinks he's getting a little too cozy too quickly with being moonish.
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Applewhite posted:George double dips his palm frond into the brain of the recently deceased during the ritual cannibalization of his girlfriend's relative. George has second thoughts about dating a woman after he finds out her animal totem is higher on the food chain than his.
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Nobody notices anything strange about the behavior of Joe DeVola.
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Jerry insults the Monkey Brain Nazi and starves to death.
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Jerry is dating a virgin but the relationship comes to an abrupt end when she is thrown into a volcano to appease the rain gods.
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George pisses off Primordial Soup Nazi
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Jerry insists he is not a homo erectus. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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Marge gets a breast implants and Homer makes a new friend who turns out to be a neanderthal btw what's up with George getting all these hot women? Was that a 90s thing where women didn't care about looks that much or am I doing something wrong?
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Kramer mentions Bob Sacamano has been walking erect.
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George protests for not getting any bread with his soup order. The infamous "soup nazi" responds by jumping over the counter and savagely chewing George's face off.
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Jerry confuses everyone when he mentions airline food.
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Jerry performs his act as a shadowplay cast on the cave wall to an audience tied to their seats by strong vines.
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waitwhatno posted:btw what's up with George getting all these hot women? Was that a 90s thing where women didn't care about looks that much or am I doing something wrong? Dream fulfillment by the writers and it's also funnier to see George be successful with women than not, because he's such a...well, because he's George.
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happyhippy posted:Kramer invests in a pyramid scheme. 
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Germstore posted:Actually pre-agricultural societies had a very high level of gender equality. if you want to call them societies
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Elaine accidentally disables the auto-feeder for her neighbor's pet dinosaur and now it won't stop roaring!
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Jerry dies in his late 20's from multiple dental infections. *slap bass cue*
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Kramer encounters a black man and flies into a violent rage.
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The Pony Incident posted:thank you for reading my thread today np voted 5
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Jerry is set up with one of Elaine's friends, an artist, whose cave is filled with relief sculptures that all look eerily similar to George
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what's the deal with this attic? ANNE FRANKLY your writing is keeping me up at night! *mugs for camera* (jerry set in funnier times)
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The Pony Incident posted:this comic isnt very good but it basically illustrates what i was imagining on the fateful day i came up with this thread That's a powerful lol
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